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Hey, happy birthday Tan. Hope you got to do something besides work. Forgot to say it yesterday, but I did get done the Best Of CMLL – which just reminds me how little I’ve seen. And how matches used to be longer on average back in the day. Joe on ROH on WO. More later.
Hey, happy birthday Tan. Hope you got to do something besides work. Forgot to say it yesterday, but I did get done the Best Of CMLL – which just reminds me how little I’ve seen. And how matches used to be longer on average back in the day.
Joe on ROH on WO. More later.
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Thanks CUBS.
Here’s how yesterday went since the 15th was my birthday and all. Me and my friends decided to meet and go to TUPELO, which is this little dirty fucking bar in my area that plays horrible music that Feely wouldn’t even know how to describe. So we get there and I drank two screwdrivers while consoling my friend on his fiance not being his fiance anymore. And this white chick was playing her guitar while accompanied by a fucking drum machine. BAH drum machines““““`. So after a while, I decided that I wanted to leave and go home and we’re about ready to leave but this old guy was there and then it started to rain hard. So we huddle underneath the canopy. The old man asks me if I could walk him across the street and me being kinda there I said sure why not buddy. Then the old man talks to some other guy under the canopy/entrance area about whether the dude got a lease for his apartment or not. Like he asked him twice. Now, if someone asks me the same question twice after coming out of a bar, I’d begin to worry. And since I committed to helping the man cross the street, you can say I was a little worried.
And yes, it was pouring even more heavily at this moment. So I grabbed his hand and oh boy was this guy really slow to walk. And then I guess he was GAY cuz he started telling me what a handsome young man I was and asking me if I was Irish, German or Italian. I am neither. I’m a 23-year-old Bengali male, who looks nothing like those other nationalities. And yeah, it’s still raining down hard.
So my friend asks me if I need help and I immediately said YES i do. So he walked in front of me and the old man cuz this dude was really fucking slow. And I was already scared that he might molest me. So we’re getting really drenched.
Then in the middle of the rain, the old man’s pants fall off. OMG I freaked out. I didn’t know what to do. My friend raced over to pick one of his pant legs up…and yelled at me to pick up the other. I hesitated, but then decided to pick up the other leg. We gave the man back his pants to hold as we walked him across the block. He wanted to go to the restaurant. Apparently, to drink more. Now, everybody in the restaurant is staring at us looking DRENCHED as my friend starts telling me that we need to call a cab and then I start yelling at people looking at us that we need to get this guy a cab. And then we drop him off in front of the restaurant and run for our lives cuz it is raining down really hard.
So we ran to a grocery store and waited under a canopy for a while but the rain wouldn’t let up and OH GOD I NEEDED TO PEEEEE. So eventually we ran to a pizzaria and the guy let me pee there and my other friend bought a sicilian.
Then the rain stopped. What a night.
Whoa ho ho Cubs, were you hopped up on the DayQuil for Heat, or perhaps utterly bamboozled by the Todd/Ivory appearance? That recap was a wild ride and I liked it. And *yes* Jindrak was flexing his butt, ANUS 5 POINTS~! His ass can do tricks.