the shows are boring. open. 

Super Crazy (212 pounds) vs Vito (245 pounds) - your announcers are Romero and Josh. Your ref is James. Romero's concerned about Vito's lack of hat. 

Crazy is looking for something in the crowd. Circle. Lockup, Vito backs Crazy back in the corner, break. Clean? No. Knee to the midsection, pulling Crazy into a headlock.  Whip, Vito back with a shoulderblock. Vito off the ropes, into a hiptoss. Dropkick, dropkick, Vito needs a moment. Crazy doesn't give it - pescado. High five for the crowd. Vito thrown back in. Crazy says high to the fans again, and they start a chant. Crazy taking too much time in here- springboard - no, Vito punches him down. Vito out after him. Crazy brought back in. Whip, clothesline. One two no. Suplex. Vito quick to the top rope, elbow drop one two no. Seated chinlock. Crazy trying to rally back. Crowd chanting for him as he rallies up elbows, but Vito stops him with a knee and throw shim down on his head. Off the ropes, running elbow drop, Crazy moves out of the way. Vito charges him in the corner, but Crazy moves again. Vito charges out of the corner, and this time Crazy backdrops him. Spinning back elbow, wheel kick knocks him down. Crazy is all fired up. Whip, backdrop. Crazy off the ropes, crucifix into a sunset flip one two NO. Reverse La Majistral (?) one two NO. Crazy off the ropes, into a Vito powerslam. Vito slow to cover. Oh, he's not covering, dragging Crazy into position and going up. There's the pump splash, which still never works. Crazy up the ropes and waiting for him to turn him around. Missile dropkick, standing moonsault one two THREE. (4:15)

WM21 promo.

Eddie Guerrero into the HOF. (2:00)

Sylvan (Montreal, QC, Canada, 250 pounds) vs Shawn Patrick (215 pounds, already in the ring) - Sylvan rips off his coat in the aisle, because he's seriously serious. He's not serious he can't pose in the corner, but otherwise, he's seriously serious. Serious enough that he's talking in French. "That is the problem with you Americans! You don't see it! You don't realize! [USA - better than what] You don't realize! Shut up! You don't realize what the people of Quebec realize! That Sylvan is the future of the WWE. [OH NO!] And Sylvan is a pioneer! And Sylvan is a gift to wrestling. Exactly like my homeland Quebec to all of you. That's why, I'm so proud to be the Quebec's ambassador." More French. And he charges Patrick and starts punching. Kicks. Rights. Your ref is Nick. Corner whip, corner clothesline. Patrick is thrown out. Sylvan out after him. Press slamming him onto the barrier. Sylvan back in, then he brings Patrick back in. Choke on the middle rope. Off the ropes, running sit on the ropes. Sylvan outside to slap Sylvan a few times. Choking Patrick with his own arm. Patrick trying to rally, crowd gives him a USA chant. Battling up and punching free. Poke to the eye, dropkick. Patrick is pumped, but his time on the clock is just about done. Corner whip, reverse, Sylvan charges into a boot. Sylvan to the middle rope, crossbody is caught and rolled through. Sylvan lifts him up - that's the TKO. One two three. (2:58) 

Divas in NY DVD

Mascarita Sagrada (4' 1", 107 pounds) vs Tsuki (3' 10", 97 pounds) - They have the same music no matter who's the wrestling. So odd. Chris Kay has drawn this match. Josh tries to reveal his Keys To Victory, but gets distracted for a moment. Sagrada fools around and won't let Chris check his boot, Chris ends up tripping him up, shrugging and turning to Tsuki. Sagrada charges Kay from behind, runs into him, and falls down, and Tsuki jumps on him for a cover. One no. Now the bell rings. 

Josh's Keys To Victory
* Mascarita Sagrada is 4' 11, Tsuki is 3' 10"
* Don't look at the ceiling!

Josh: "No one cares about your keys to victory!"

Circle. Sagrada gets on all fours and chases after Sagrada like a mad dog. He corners Tsuki, and lifts a leg. Tsuki protest to Chris as Sagrada celebrates. Circle. Lockup, Sagrada with a face first powerslam. Tsuki armdrags him from the back. Zero leg sweeps. Here's the running off the ropes and never actually hitting each others spot. Now they're discussing. Tsuki is pointing to the ceiling, and Sagrada falls for it - Tsuki gives him a devastating nipple pinch.  Sagrada stumbling around forever, and Tsuki just shoves him down, one no. Slap to the back. Whip, back elbow. Sagrada poses. Tsuki pounds the mat. Chop. Corner whip, reversed, Tsuki charges, and Sagrada moves out of the way. Tsuki charges out of the way, into a backdrop. Sagrada waiting for Sagrada to get up, and the begging up. Sagrada points to the ceiling and tells Tsuki to take a look, but Tsuki won't do it. Sagrada insists on it, but no. Tsuki points up, Sagrada does, and Tsuki stomps on his boot. Hip check to the head one shoved off into Kay, Kay dumps him back on top, one, again, dropped again, one , again, zero because Kay stops counting. Sagrada makes lewd gestures and argues with Chris Kay as Tsuki recovers. Whip, fireman's carry slam, one two thrown off, to Kay again, Kay thinks about it and throws him aside. Sagrada's mad - butt bite, and Tsuki bites Sagrada's rear end. Kay threatens to DQ everyone. Tsuki off the ropes, into a Sagrada press Slam. La Majistral one two three. (4:17)

Rey Mysterio won one title shot by starting second and winning the Royal Rumble, and won one title shot by apologizing on SmackDown! (1:46)

Simon Dean & Gymini (757 pounds) vs Brian Kendrick, Paul London & Funaki (564 pounds) - Josh: "The church of Simonology in the house!" Simon says "Gymini and I" and that's the peak. Funaki is kinda bewildered by his partners here wackiness. NO NAMES, NO PEACE. Your ref is Charles. Mushroom Stomp, check. Crowd chants for Funaki. Bulldog, check. Gymini get the heat by crotching Funaki. Crowd gets annoyed and bored during a long Gymini stretch. They do the old FBI spot of taking stomping and tagging. Funaki battles back on Simon, of course. He makes the tag to Kendrick, but Charles missed it talking to Gymini. Announcers miss it all as well for a while. Kendrick and London break up one pin as the beatdown goes on forever. Kick enziguri on Simon opens the door to the tag, but a Gymini stops him short. Eye poke, tag to London, both actually com in for double dropkicks to both Gymini. Double forearms and double superkicks too. Double dropkick to the head. Simon freaks out and gets a double fivearm and double clothesline out. Charles is trying to get London out, but he does a pescado on Gymini I instead, and is power slammed on the floor. Kendrick escapes the beatdown for a second, but the Sliced Bread #2 on Gymini II is caught by Gymini I and turned into a over the shoulder gutbuster. One two three. (7:57) Simon is thrilled

SD: Kurt Angle vs Undertaker.