WWE SmackDown! - 07/24/03
Taped: 07/22/03
Fresno, CA

• If it's SmackDown, we must start with a recap of last week.
• Stephanie is out to talk
• Cole talks about her being distraught about Linda being piledriven.
• She doesn't act particularly that way. It's tough to tell her.
• Cole and Tazz put over the angle at the end of RAW.
• Stephanie gives us "putting on a brave face" in her bit.
• Vince isn't here, so she's in charge.
• No more handicap matches
• Instead, what we've seen over the last few weeks mined into one more match: Brock/Angle/Gowen vs Haas/Benjamin/Show
• Death to Sable. Oh no she swore.
• Why, it's time for John Cena (as Tracy McGrady)'s random appearance of the night.
  • Announcers try tie it to his interrupting Vince last night
  • But c'mon, it's completely random.
• "Yo yo yo yo yo yo
  Hey, I'm sorry to interrupt you Steph
  I had this dream about you last night
  You had me standing at attention
  I can't wait to see you catfight
  [distracted by breasts - Stephanie corrects his gaze]
  Oh, sorry, I lost my concentration
  I was looking at your...targets?
  And at Vengeance
  hopefully I find out if the curtain match the carpet
  No, I mean, I be glued to the boob tube
  No, you gonna beat Sable completely
  You're making each one of my five girlfriends jealous [hand]
  each one of them wants to beat me [fist]
  You and Sable fighting?
  That's good for my health
  Something about you
  makes me keep in touch with my...self
  Hey, hey, no that's okay, okay. Here's $20,
  please rip Sable's top off
  I got this fetish with nipples
  I'll definitely get my rocks off
  And Sable's just a ho
  You're a Diva with class
  Nobody's watching us, Steph
  why don't you let me smack that []
• Stephanie invites him to do it. She dares him to do it.
• Stephanie does her Stacy impression.
• Cena does his Billy Gunn impression.
• I though Cena was a heel and heels and faces - eh
• Sable interrupts from the GM office.
• Cue the footage from last week.
• Sable edited the footage to show only her parts, which Stephanie pulls out.
• Sable mocks Linda's death.
• Sable promises to have sex with Vince.
• Sable invites Stephanie to go the back and fight now.
• Stephanie of course is falling for an obvious trap.
• Why was Cena here?

• During the break
  • Sable wasn't in the office.
  • Stephanie almost beat up Torrie because she gets blondes confused.
  • Stephanie does apologize! I'm surprised.
  • Torrie points her to the parking lot.
• WWE Cruiserweight Champion Rey Mysterio (San Diego, CA, 175 pounds) and thug life Billy Kidman (Allentown, PA, 215 pounds) vs Matt Hardy (version one) & Shannon Moore (404 pounds)
  • Ring Announcer: "rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRey Mysterio"
    • I think just maybe Jason Justin Roberts is filling in this week
  • Sunday Night Heat: Ultimo Dragon in action!
    • So...are they not switching the show names around?
    • Hopefully, after we get thru this once, it'll make sense every time after it.
  • Vengeance: Billy Kidman and Rey Mysterio vs the World's Greatest Tag Team
  • Matt Facts: Mattitude is considered sacred in Japan. Matt defeated Kidman & Mysterio on consecutive Pay Per Views.
  • That combined weight can't be right for the V1 team. Or Matt is losing weight again.
  • Matt and Rey to start. Lockup, Rey with an armbar into a hammerlock into a headlock.
  • Matt runs out into an armbar, hammerlock, shove into the back for a double VERSION ONE pose
  • Rey unkindly responds with punches.
  • Whip, reversed, Rey slides under, up into a Matt kick.
  • Corner whip, Matt charges into a boot.
  • Rey off the second rope with a twist into a split legged faceslam.
  • Tag, Kidman in with a slingshot legdrop. One two no
  • Matt manages to get an eye poke on Kidman, tag to Shannon.
  • Shannon in, right, right, corner whip, Kidman with the kip up headscissors.
  • Kidman with punches, whip, clothesline misses, Shannon slides out and dares Kidman to follow.
  • Like a fool, Kidman follows. Shannon back in as he comes out.
  • Ref occupied with Shannon and misses the Matt apron dive clothesline. Matt throws Kidman in, Shannon covers one two no.
  • Kidman placed in the V1 corner. Tag to Matt for kicks and back elbows.
  • Whip, back elbow, leg drop. One two no.
  • A discussion of how hot it is in Fresno some how led to Tazz talking about Kamala.
  • Choke around the top rope.
  • Matt defends his illegal choke to Mike Choida while Shannon sneaks in a rights over the top rope.
  • Matt with the side sleeper neckbreaker I keep forgetting the name off, one two no.
  • Tag to Shannon, double whip, double kick, Shannon off the ropes to hit the swinging neckbreaker one tow no.
  • Half straight jacket chinlock by Shannon.
  • Kidman with the generic rally back and punches out.
  • Kidman now with chops and rights. Off the ropes, but Matt nails him in the back.
  • Shannon brings Kidman back in the corner, tag to Matt.
  • Right. Right. One two no.
  • Snap mare. Standing surfboard
  • Kidman standing up out of it, turning out of it.
  • Kidman with a kick, right, corner whip, reversed, Matt charges in but no one's home.
  • There's the tornado bulldog from Kidman. Needs the tag to Rey.
  • Tag to Shannon. Shannon grabs Kidman's leg, but Kidman kicks him him away.
  • Tag to Rey. Springboard Thesz Press for Shannon.
  • Right for Matt.
  • Whip, kick, snap mare, off the ropes, dropkick o the face for Shannon
  • Matt in with a forearm. Whip, but Rey back with the bodyscissors bulldog.
  • Corner whip, reversed, Shannon charges into a boot.
  • Rey takes a minute to point before going up, and Shannon catches Rey on his shoulders.
  • That's where Rey wants to be - headscissors lands Shannon on the middle rope.
  • Calling for it. Matt pauses him, but Rey hits a swinging dropkick to get him away.
  • Rey runs, but Shannon takes him down via wheel kick!
  • Kidman back in - Short Powerbomb
    • Wait, Tazz says it's the BK Bomb.
    • He makes it the way you like it.
  • Side Effect on Kidman. Pause for handsignal here.
  • Charge to Rey, Rey with a boot. Rey to the second rope, springboard 'rana reversed into a powerbomb.
  • Choida is trying to explain the concept of legal men, kicking Matt out of the ring.
  • Shannon covers, one two no.
  • Shannon does his mini-tantrum.
  • Waistlock, back suplex but Rey lands on his feet.
  • Foot catch dropkick!
  • Tag to Kidman - top rope cross body connects on Shannon, but the referee is trying to get Rey out.
  • Matt drops the leg on Kidman and turns over the pile.
  • Choida back to count - one two Rey breaks it up.
  • Matt in and grabbing Rey.
  • No, don't try to powerbomb him out of the ring!
  • Yep, there's the headscissors out.
  • Shannon with a whip but it's quick reversed to a dropkick.
  • That lands Shannon in position - 619.
  • Rey sets up for the WCP, but Matt grabs at his legs.
  • Rey kicks him away - ropeflip moonsault to the outside.
  • Meanwhile, Kidman has put Shannon in position - Shooting Star Press.
  • One two three. (07:23)
  • This went from run of a mill good to pretty good right when the first 619 was stopped.
  • If Kidman's turning heel on Sunday, they're setting it up very subtle - the only thing that could even be a story point for later is Kidman's ecstatic victory celebrations, which he does again here.
  • Kidman and Rey both make "I want 'em belts" motions.
• Sable waits in the parking lot for?
  • Well, I guess Stephanie now.
  • The chase is on. Sable gets to a limo but no him.
  • They brawl, with Sable's skirt flying up, on the limo.
  • Sable almost gets in, but gets pulled back and run into the trunk, again.
  • Sable keeps almost getting in, and eventually Stephanie rips off her shirt.
    • A thin black bar covers her up.
  • With no shirt, Sable is able to get in.
  • Stephanie is not.
  • Stephanie does find a piper and goes to break the window down.
  • Vince is here to stop her.
  • Sable takes off as they discuss why Vince is here despite Linda being dead and all.
  • Vince warns Stephanie to worry about her match with Sable, unless she wants to end up like Linda.
  • Stephanie gives us roid rage.

• Jamie Noble (Hanover, WV, 202 pounds, w/o Nidia but w/new shirt!) vs Billy Gunn (265 pounds, w/Torrie Wilson)
  • Jason Roberts get his chyron before this match.
  • Jamie's weight off too. Maybe they didn't clue Jason in?
  • Those are new shorts to.
  • Oh wait, is this not a match?
  • Mike Sparks is here, so it will be.
  • Noble: "And before all you lowlife people jump to conclusions about me and my Nidia, she's not here tonight because... she's sick, she's a little under the weather. It ain't got nothing to do with what I offered Torrie Wilson last week, okay? And speaking of Torrie Wilson, I'm sick of you acting like you some kinda angel, alright. What, I ain't named your price yet? Huh? What's it gonna take Torrie? 'cause Torrie, everybody knows that a girl like you has a price. So why don't you name it - what is, $50,000, $75,000, $100,000? You just let me know-"
  • Gunn rushes out to interrupt. Jamie is a bit surprised, even though it would appear he had a match.
  • You know what KILLS me? The announcers going nuts over Gunn's hiptoss into a suplex when Jamie has about five different unique moves that are as good or better but never mentioned.
  • Announcers push Noble's losing streak in this rivalry.
  • Noble/Torrie chase leads around and into the ring
  • Gunn steals the move Rosey stole from D'Lo (scoop into spinning sideslam) for the win (1:26)
    • Tazz: "That was like a spinning version of the Rock Bottom"
  • Noble gets the microphone back and yells. He wants a rematch. He knows he can win. "I'm better than you, in every way there is. And Torrie, I'm especially a lot better in bed."
  • Gunn knocks him down.
  • Torrie wants the microphone done.
  • "I have a proposition for you Jamie Noble. I'm so confident in Billy's abilities - all of them - that if you beat Billy at Vengeance, I'll sleep with you, right here on SmackDown next week."
  • Wow, is it sweeps already?
  • Jamie loves this idea because he loses NOTHING.
  • Billy isn't so thrilled.
• SmackDown!: Unleashed in the Far East tour highlights.
  • Coming to a Confidential near you.

• Moments ago, the Proposition
  • Gee, does the outcome that doesn't produce a skit ever happen
• In the locker room, Bradshaw is reading stories out of his own book out loud to Ron
  • Ron is not thrilled. But I think he'll buy a copy.
  • Hey, someone got Ron a non-banned shirt.
  • In to say hi is A-Train
  • APA make train noises.
  • They've got another sucker participant in the APA Bar Room Brawl
  • I guess they had time to make copies this week.
  • A-Train quotes Arn Anderson and doesn't seem to be worried.
  • A-Train asks who in
    • Brother Love
    • the Conquistadors
    • Matt and John from Tough Enough 3
    • Doink the Clown
    • the Easter Bunny
      • what the HECK
      • A-Train: "Where I come from, we hate the Easter Bunny"
        • Wow, I didn't know he turned heel in Boston
      • Ron says the Easter Bunny dissed the hood
  • A-Train disses the book and he's off
  • Brooklyn Brawler wants an invite, but he sucks too much.
  • He has a grudge to settle with Doink the Clown
  • Oh god no he's telling a story about hating clowns
  • Bradshaw says he has till Sunday to prove he don't suck and deserves an entrant.
• Cole and Tazz discuss
  • Tazz also is hating on the Easter Bunny
  • Vengeance lineup
    • Undertaker vs John Cena
    • Oh wait that's it for now
• Somewhere in the dark, John Cena raps with a torch in his hand
  Yo Undertaker
  You say I got to learn the hard way
  I got a PH. D in Thuganomics
  I know everything there is to know
  I know we should put you out to pasture
  have a seat on the porch
  you scared to death
  to pass this living legend the torch
  changing to Lucifer
  after dead man in a casket
  you mess with me
  I put you to hell in a hand basket
  talking hellfire
  telling people you devil
  you a flamer, punk
  and you not on my level [panning back and up to reveal a pentagram in flames]
  You can't sacrifice me
  my name ain't Mideon
  I go Waco on your ass
  like a Branch Dividian
  Telling people you devil
  yelling 666
  I claim heavenly Vengeance
  and make you my []
  
• Extended commercial for Tomb Raider 2 here.
  • They're the sponsor of the PPV, and I think this is ad placement here.

• Eddie Guerrero drives out to the ring.
  • '64 Impala that bounces.
  • Eddie waits till the ads are over to check the car out.
  • Oh no it's messed up on the front bumper. Not bad.
  • Eddie pops up the trunk to show off the hydraulics and get the bumper cleaner.
  • That done, Eddie goes in the ring and is cheered again.
  • Eddie chant after the microphone cuts off.
  • "Odale odale odale me raza! Check it out, homies, this Sunday, "SmackDown's!" first ever PPV, Vengeance, vatos locos! Not only do I have the pleasure of wrestling on that PPV, but I get to wrestle for the US Championship. You know homies [spanish] I'm gonna wrestle my best friend, Chris Benoit [crowd boos - they've been cheering Eddie] You know, Chris, we've been through thick and thin, homes. We wrestled in Japan, ECW, WCW and now we're here together in the WWE. Brother, I've got nothing but respect for you, and may the best man win, Sunday Night-"
  • Chris Benoit is out.
  • Cole takes the entrance time to remind us how they got there.
  • Eddie wants a hug.
  • He gets it! Chris never has struck me as a hug kinda person.
  • Eddie leads the cheers for Chris.
  • "EDDIE" chant. He's the biggest babyface on this show so far.
  • Chris: "Best friends. Best friends. Eddie, heh, it's been months since you've called me, months! Let me ask you one question, how many best friends do you have. [Eddie seems to indicate the crowd] How many best friends can someone who lies, cheats and steals has. [Eddie is a bit hurt] You know, you come out here talking about out here talking about our history, where we've been together, what we've accomplished together, how many miles we've been on the road together, the time we spent together, well, if you think that's gonna let me lower my guard, so you can ambush me like your other best friend, Tajiri, ha, well you can quiet wasting your time, because technical, amplify, simplify, nothing is going to stop the best technical wrestler from winning the US Title at Vengeance! [mixed]
  • Eddie: "hahaha - you got me home,s you got me. Yea yea, I was lying. I was lying when I wait you were my best friend. Actually, the truth is - the truth is - let me reiterate that, the truth is, I can't stand you. All - Japan, ECW, WCW, it's always been 'Chris Benoit, the Best Technical Wrestler in the World, Eddie Guerrero who?" We came to the WWE as the Radicalz, and it was 'Have you seen that Chris Benoit? What a great wrestler! Have you seen Chris do this? Have you seen Chris do that?' All the wrestlers in the back, 'Chris Benoit, he is the best. Eddie Guerrero - oh, he's pretty good. He's not a leader, like Chris Benoit is.' You know holmes, I'm sick and tired of being in your shadow, ese! I'm sick and tired of being second best, to you homes! No no no it's time for me to be Numero Uno, Number One [crowd strongly behind Eddie], and that means - this Sunday, Sunday Night, yo aqui, me, I'm gonna kick your ass, ese. [spanish - La Madre] Sunday Night, Vengeance, I'm going to prove it to you holmes, see you there.
  • Eddie walks to the apron, drops his mic and starts to take off. Chris calls him back
  • Chris: "I seem to have struck a never here. Was that cut a little too deep? Listen, if you got a problem, why don't you step into this ring and Prove Me Wrong, right here right now."
  • Crowd solidly behind Eddie.
    • Cole points out the large Latino community in Fresno as an explanation.
    • But there were definite face-ish comments in what Eddie said. I know it was supposed to come off as jealous, but you almost believed Eddie was right.
    • Maybe I've been listening to too much WO HOF talk this week.
    • Anyway, this is a continuation of Eddie being booked as a heel and being cheered, as has happened ever week since the turn.
  • Chris tells him to c'mon
  • "Now see Chris, that's exactly what I'm talking about, holmes. You tell me something, and you want me to jump right away. You say 'Eddie, jump, jump!" How high, Chris? 'Eddie do this, Eddie wrestle this?' And now you're telling me to wrestle right now, right here? No, ese, Mi Madre. This time, it's on my time, and my terms, holmes. Not here, not now, Sunday Vengeance."
    • Walking out on a fight finally gets the boos.
  • Eddie walks away, Chris turns away, Eddie rushes the ring, Chris still blocks the punch.
  • Chris with punches, whip, backdrop.
  • Shoulderblock and Eddie rolls out.
  • Benoit out after him, but Eddie has the bumper cleaner - and shoots in Benoit's eyes!
  • Benoit get posted, and thrown in.
  • Crowd chants for Eddie as Benoit screams in pain.
  • Eddie with a stomp, then rolls out as Rhyno makes the save.
  • Crowd boos Rhyno.
  • Benoit screaming in pain. "I can't see! I can't see! I can't see!"
  • Rhyno: "Eddie, you think you're so great? Get in this ring right now so I can beat your ass?"
  • Eddie is playing with the spray bottle, squirting it around.
  • Eddie is going back to his car, though the crowd is cheering him.
  • Rhyno: "Eddie, I know you don't have any friends, because you're a chicken[bleep - boos], but I'd never thought in a million years, you don't have any - how would you say? - cajones. C'mon in here Eddie, I'm waiting"
  • Eddie is not happy. Rhyno wants him? Eddie seems to like the idea now.
  • But we must have a commercial break

• Eddie Guerrero vs Rhyno
  • Already in progress.
  • Eddie hits the spinning headscissors as we come back.
  • Eddie working Rhyno over while Cole and Tazz worry that Eddie might be hurting himself with this match before the big one on Sunday.
  • Chop, right, corner whip, charge in to a back elbow.
  • Rhyno with a kick, powerbomb lift and drops backwards for a snake eyes one two no
  • Benoit may be blind.
  • Rhyno punches, but punches with angry.
  • Snap mare, and an AAAAANGRY chin lock.
  • Eddie fighting out of the chinlock but Rhyno beats him down.
  • Snap mare, chinlock.
  • You know, they're working this match with Eddie as a face.
  • Announcers still think Eddie's a heel, but they're in the minority.
  • Eddie tries to escape and gets a short clothesline.
  • Rhyno's pose gets boos. One two no.
  • Slam. CHINLOCK.
    • Rhyno likes to do a lot of short chinlocks rather than one really long one.
    • It doesn't look as good.
  • Eddie tries to elbow out but gets cut off with a knee.
  • Rhyno tries that short clothesline again, but Eddie ducks under and gets a waistlock.
  • Rhyno misses a back elbow to spin him around, and Eddie hits the Northern Lights Suplex one two no.
  • Rhyno gets a drop toe hold and very mechanically gets to the Crippler Crossface.
  • He gets in okay, I guess.
  • It's just not as smooth a transition as I'm used to seeing.
  • Part of that is Benoit, part of that's Rhyno not doing it ever before, I'd guess.
  • Everyone's kinda surprised that Rhyno's using it, but Eddie gets a foot on the ropes.
  • Rhyno backs up, charges, and Eddie tosses him out
  • Pesacdo.
  • Stomping it in.
  • Right. Ring post.
  • Rhyno thrown in.
  • Hiiiilo.
  • One two no. Eddie wisely hooked the leg near the ropes to prevent Rhyno from kicking out of the way.
  • Eddie stands on Rhyno's hair and pulls Rhyno's arm. And twice.
    • Okay, that's heel moves on his part.
    • I dunno anymore.
  • Hair scrape. Boot scrape.
  • Crowd chanting for Eddie anyway. He digs it.
  • Eddie now going to his own chinlock.
    • They're obviously talking spots in there right now.
  • Rhyno getting the babyface elbows out, but Eddie cuts him off with a knee.
  • Whip, clothesline misses, Rhyno hits a jumping clothesline. Shoulderblock, shoulderblock.
  • Eddie with a kick, reversed into the Concrete Crunch.
    • Still not called. Even after a replay.
  • One two no
  • Rhyno unwisely goes up.
  • Eddie catches up to him.
  • Top rope 'rana!
  • One two NO. Weak cover hurt him there.
  • Suplex is blocked with Rhyno knees. Belly to belly by Rhyno.
  • Rhyno setting up for the Gore. Fans not pleased.
  • Gore is blocked by throwing Hebner in the way. Rhyno comes to a stop, Brian is thrown in the corner.
  • Eddie with a low blow uppercut on Rhyno.
  • Eddie goes down and fakes a low blow too.
  • Brian Hebner doesn't know what happened.
  • Eddie chant.
  • Eddie up first - off the ropes, dropkick to the chest has looked better, feet on the the bottom rope, one two three (8:24)
  • Jason gets to say "Eddie Guerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrero", so I think he's the real winner here.
  • Eddie drives off.

• the FBI (w/Nunzio, already in the ring) vs the APA
  • This Past Weekend: While in Iraq, the APA gave a soldier an invite to pass along to Saddam Hussien. Or anyone in the deck of cards.
  • All that and a match too
  • Is Bradshaw going to take off his shirt?
  • If you're going to win in :28 (clothesline from Hell on Johnny), I guess there's no need.
  • Nunzio gets - hey, that's kinda La Resistance's finisher, isn't it?
  • Brooklyn Brawler is out - and laying out the APA with chair shots.
  • Brawler waves people out - it's the Bashams, A-Train and Sean O'Haire to beat up the APA.
  • O'Haire hits a side kick on Bradshaw, as he's being held by the Bashams
  • A-Train lays out Ron with a second rope pump splash.
  • Now the FBI are back up and getting in their shots. Are they in the match on Sunday? We've never seen them get invites but I guess you can assume.
  • Shaniqua showed up at some point to walk off with her people.

• Zach Gowen gets ready for his match
  • He still has the black armband.
  • This is time for Vince to show up and cut a promo.
  • The whole leg thing isn't anything compared to what Vince is going to do to him.
  • Zach says Vince is a sorry excuse for a human being.
  • Vince threatens to make Sunday now.
  • Brock and Kurt show up, and Vince says he was just here to wish luck in the six man.
  • They will need it.
• Vengeance
  • Billy Gunn (w/Torrie) vs Jamie Noble in an Indecent Proposal Match
    Everything from here on else is set to relevant clips, rather than the normal graphics.
  • Stephanie vs Sable
  • APA Invitational
  • Eddie Guerrero vs Chris Benoit - US Championship
  • Vince vs Zach Gowen
  • Billy Kidman and Rey Mysterio vs the World's Greatest Tag Team
  • Undertaker vs John Cena
  • Brock Lesnar vs Big Show vs Kurt Angle

• Big Show (500 pounds) and WWE Tag Team Champions the World's Greatest Tag Team (489 pounds) vs Kurt Angle (Pittsburgh, PA, 230 pounds), Zach Gowen (Detroit, MI, 159 pounds) and WWE Champion Brock Lesnar (Minneapolis, MN, 295 pounds)
  • Jason calls him "the Big Shooo"
  • Graphic: Brock Lesnar Tanktop & Shorts, 1-866-WWE-Shop, WWE.Shopzone.com
    • That link doesn't work.
  • Kurt works over Haas and Benjamin for the first two minutes. Lots of mat stuff.
  • Lesnar tagged in to do the same. More suplexy.
    • Lesnar is now doing the overhead belly to belly by throwing the guy up in the air and not bending back.
    • Supposed to make him look strong, but seems incredibly unsafe, requiring the other guy to do most of the work.
  • Zach gets in after a minute, Brock using him as a projectile weapon on the champs.
  • Slingshot clothesline after.
  • Shelton drops him on his neck with a clothesline.
  • Show tagged in at 3:45. Zach gets mini-rallies.
  • Show goes for the chokeslam, but Angle distracts the referee so Brock can clip out Show.
  • Angle tagged in, but Show lays out both his PPV opponents and goes after Zach again.
  • Show knocks Zach to the floor, Brock and Angle knock Show to the floor.
  • While the other four fight, Vince walks in to smash Zach's leg with a chair at about 5 minutes.
  • Vince walks off, Brock and Angle never having seen him.
  • After using secondary moves to stop the tag champs, Brock and Angle find Zach down and find out what happened.
  • Referees are out to help him up and to the back. We go to break. (6:01)

• Angle working Show over with punches when we come back
  • All this requires is for Show to lean back into the ropes every time he's hit.
• Gowen's been taken out, and during the break, Brock was thrown back first into the post.
• Brock is up on the apron, though.
• Show lays Angle with a side slam, and the tag team champions work him over.
• Tazz with his usual "it's great to beat your boss" line.
• Crowd strongly behind Angle.
• As Show takes his turn on Angle, Tazz and Cole go on the record as predicting a Big Show win a Vengeance
• Angle gets a near fall on Show at 3:15 after the break.
• Cole putting over Big Show's strategy. EH.
• Angle nearly gets to Brock, but Shelton superkicks him at 4:00
• Another tease at 4:35, stopped again.
• 5:05, Angle manages to get everyone but Show down and can make the tag.
• Tag to Show and Brock at 5:26
• Brock is house a fire.
• Ever think that Tazz and Cole care far more about Shelton and Brock going to the same college than they do?
  • Have they really interacted about it at all?
• Brock works Shelton over in the corner with shoulders, and keeps looking back.
• Ah, Show is supposed to be up so Brock can walk into a boot, but he took longer than Brock was expecting.
• Goozle on Brock, Brock slips out of the choke for a suplex at 6:30.
• Brock tags in Angle, who takes Shelton and Haas out of the ring.
• Straps down, anklelock on Show at 7:00.
• Brock jumps over Show - he spotted Haas coming back in and cuts him off.
• Brock goes for the F5 on Haas, but the legs swing around and hit Angle in the head.
  • That was ALL Brock's stupidity.
• Shelton spears Brock and himself out of the ring.
• Champs work over Brock outside the ring, and Show chokeslams Angle.
• That'll do it. (7:50, 13:51)
• Brock managed to just now lay out the tag team champions anyway.
• Brock gets a chair, and beats Show with it as he's celebrating.
• Brock works over Show.
• Haas in, F5 for him.
• Back to Show. Show begging off.
• Brock goes to pick the chair back up, but Angle's got it too and they both want it.
• Argument about that F5 and why Brock won't give him that chair.
• Angle slaps Brock.
• Kick, F-no, kick, Angl-no, double chokeslam.
• Play his music as his face fills the screen. One more chokeslam signal and he calls for the belts.
• As Show yells for us to look in his eyes, that's the show.