The rerun is ON.
Your hosts are Todd Grisham and no one. Best co-host he's had in months. This is a very special Heat - a very special Heat completely on John Cena. NO. Don't you HATE super show weeks? I hate supershows week. The upside is I can recap while watching the Bulls. The downside is they're getting eviscerated by Albert B. Ching's Phoenix Suns.
Live Sex recap. So my TiVo decided to take WWE AM Raw this week, and I was so amazed, I watched it (on very fast forward). Whoever's cutting down the show must be directed to cut down the matches much as possible - Triple H beat Chavo in about 30 seconds, but we seemed to see most of the opening promo. So only watch that show if you like watching skits, and if you like watching skits, surely there's a better show you could be watching. I need to his thumbs down many times. (2:06)
Segment 2: Todd talks about Chris Masters at NYR, which seems random, till I remember we're setting up the return of the Masterlock challenge. I got something stuck in my throat, and it's thankfully not cutting off my air and causing me to die, but it's annoying. If I was better, I'd create a metaphor with John Cena but eh. Edge was actually cool there, how about that. (1:40) Good thing Edge isn't doing any more TLC matches which are completely forgotten.
Segment 3: this game is getting horrible. Oh, yea, Todd's setting up the tag match. I don't know if anyone's noticed this yet, but Shawn Marion is very very good. There's the 100. There's the Royal Rumble promos. (1:36)
Segment 4: nothing more exciting then stills. Nice that they keep saying "he wanted to prove he's not a transitional champion!" just so you believed he actually is one. (1:14) Todd is a white as humanly possible. Anyway, Edge and Cena had a better match on RAW - why do we see clips from Royal Rumble in this video package when we just saw stills of the match? laziness! - and I can't believe anyone who bought Royal Rumble must be pleased with their purchase now. Also, if Rick gave that PPV a C-, what would he say about a PPV he actually gave a D to? Lita's totally turning. (1:36) Show ends a minute early to get in the Royal Rumble commercial one more time. (1:00)
That's it.