Don’t do it! You don’t want him! It may be funny for a moment, you may be able to get blog posts out of all the dumb stuff he’ll say, but you’ll wake up one morning, roll over in bed, and see him chewing a toothpick – and you won’t be able to get rid of him for THREE YEARS. It’s bad enough that you got McPhail, it’s bad enough that you’re playing Corey, you need to stop it before it gets even worse. You don’t think it can, but you haven’t seen the lineups yet.
There’s got to be a mediocre AAA manager who’d kill for the chance to be in The Show for once in his life. Please go find him! Don’t put yourself thru this trauma.