WWE SmackDown! - 08/19/04
by Tom Feely
Let's not talk about SummerSlam.
TV PG D L V W W E
hey yo it's my life my time my rowr Dawn Marie
We aren't LIVE from Hamilton, Ontario! Your announcers, as always, are TAZZ and MICHAEL COLE. See what I did there, I called Michael Cole "Tazz" and Tazz "Michael Cole".
dingdingdingdingdingding mooooooooo it's the limo of JOHN BRAD$HAW LAYFIELD, with replaced horns and all. ORLANDO JORDAN insists on opening the door, and here is hahahahaha oh man. He's wearing a neck halo, and Jordan puts the cowboy hat on top of it. Awesome. Cole and Tazz oddly take this seriously, okay, whatever. Jordan offers JBL the choice not to go to the ring, but JBL slowly walks down to the ring, wincing. Unfortunately, he doesn't shake anyone's hands. This is taking forever, but is still shorter than a typical Undertaker entrance. Very slow getting into the ring, this is pretty over-the-top and awesome. Except for Cole and Tazz playing it seriously. FEH. Jordan gets JBL a mic: "If-if you people don't mind, I'm in...I'm in tremendous pain." cheers hahaha this rules "Which includes a splitting headache...so please, please keep it down please while I'm talking." They don't. "After what happened to me at SummerSlam and the brutality that I suffered...please hold it down, I'm really hurt, and then having to go deal with an inferior Canadian..that's kinda redundant, inferior Canadian. Ha ha. Ha ha ha, ow. Inferior Canadian hospital, I'm lucky to just be here today. But I gave my word, I gave my word to all my fans out there that wanted to chant my name, JBL. It's okay, go ahead, but just do it quietly, please, okay? I also gave my word that I guaranteed victory over the Undertaker, and I beat the Undertaker. I'm a man of my word, but I'm feelin'...not very good right now." Jordan takes the mic "Considering this man's condition, not to mention how he IS the WWE Champion" booooo "you people should show some respect." "Thank you, Orlando. Thank you, thank you. I had a vision, just like Martin Luther King, I had a dream! That, at my WWE Hall of Fame induction, that the clip that would lead me to my immortality was gonna be when I beat the Undertaker 1 2 3 at SummerSlam. But the Undertaker, he robbed me, he robbed me of my glory by bringing my championship belt, which is very heavy, into the ring an hittin' me in the head intentionally, on purpose, getting himself disqualified so that he would save himself the embarassment of passing the torch to me. What followed was criminal, heinous, it was a trainwreck, it was brutal and it was also MEAN. It was very MEAN. I wanna show you people what happened, so you appreciate what happened to me, but I wanna tell you, for those of you at home that got TiVo, pause it right now and put the women and the kids in another room cause this is, this is not fit for small people nor women. If we can show the first picture where Undertaker brings the championship belt...why're you people cheerin' that? He hit me in the head. And got himself disqualified because he didn't wanna lose and he knew I was just about to beat him. But he wasn't done! He didn't accept defeat like a man and shake my hand. He attacked me like a COWARD. And then he ran my head into the steel stairs, opening up a huge WOUND. And then, in an act'a nothin' but...criminal, he ripped the horns off my limousine. Not just to vandalize it, but as a calculated attempt to permanently injure me. He then slammed me, look at the picture!, he slammed me on my head, breaking the windshield, and by the way the hood was still hot. And as I lay there bleedin' and burning and helpless, I thought it was all over, Orlando. But that crazy guy, he's a freakin' lunatic! He came back, he came back after me and grabbed me by my already injured neck, pulled me on top'a my own limousine, and did the unthinkable! He chokeslammed me through my own limousine. Now I wanna tell ya, I've been to Iraq, I've been to Iraq unlike the Canadian army. I'm not a coward like...the Canadians. I thought I had seen the face of evil. But I hadn't! That right there ladies and gentlemen is the face of pure unadulterated evil, and that's the last thing I remember before I passed out! Look at what he's done to me! Orlando, wouldja help me with my jacket please?" Jordan takes off JBL's suit jacket and puts it...somewhere off-camera "Every inch of my body is wracked with pain. Every piece of me hurts. My bones ache, every second I'm awake is a second full of pain and anguish all becaus'a the Undertaker. Well just like the United States of America...you people quit booin' us, we're the ones who protect you. You may be our weaker sister, but we're always there for you. I stood up to evil, and I will always do that, so I can promise you this, Undertaker, and you listen to me, you listen close, you will NOT, you will NOT EVER, EVER get a rematch. You will get what you deserve and that is nothing. You can break my bones, but you can't break my spirit, Undertaker. Just like I guaranteed victory at SummerSlam, I guarantee that you will never become WWE Champion again. I am a fighter, I am a soldier, I...am an AMERICAN. And I am YOUR WWE Champion. Thank you, and God bless America!" BONG "YOU SAID HE WASN'T HERE! YOU SAID HE WASN'T HERE!" Well, he's here. He being THE UNDERTAKER. Tazz calls him the "O.D." for the "Original Deadman". Uhhhh no. OJ wisely gets a chair as JBL tries to leave, but JBL hits the ropes and tips over. Hahahaha Cole says he looks kinda like a turtle. Jordan helps him roll out as Taker very slowly stalks them. Trying to go over the barricade now, Jordan finally gets him. Hahahaha JBL falls and takes out a fan. "Fuck you, bitch!" the fan says. What a dick. Jordan and JBL split as Taker enters the ring. Taker looks down at...da belt. He...picks it up. And then rolls his eyes back. Okay. JBL is awesome.
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SLAM OF THE WEEK: Spike bitchslapping Scotty
SCOTTY II HOTTY (217, Westbrook, ME) vs. WWE Cruiserweight Champion (w/The
Dudley Boys, 150) for the WWE Cruiserweight Championship
Hey, Spike has a new TitanTron. Good for him. Lockup, Spike takes Scotty to
the corner and tries to punch him on the break but gets shoved off. Spike
charges into a bodyslam. Bodyslam. Bodyslam. Armdrag, holding on with the
armbar, Spike gets in the ropes to break it. Scotty kicks the middle rope up
into Spike's crotch, now taking over with a right, irish whip. That gets
reversed and Spike throws Scotty out of the ring. Scotty skins the cat and
almost gets taken out by Bubba. Spike charges and gets back body dropped out but
the Dudleys catch him and throw him back in hahaha. Spike gets up, bulldog. W O
R M Bubba trips him as D-Von distracts the ref. Bubba takes Scotty into the
barricade and throws him in for two. Spike with a right, right, right, picks
Scotty up and throws his head into the turnbuckle. In the corner, shoulder
charge, mounting, 1, only 2 punches. Head to the turnbuckle and throws him down,
now Spike heads up top. Going for the double stomp but Scotty gets a boot up
into his face. Spike right blocked, Scotty one not. Scotty with a right, irish
whip, back elbow. Scotty beats the chest, sidewalk slam gets two. Spike rakes
the eyes, irish whip to the corner. Spike charges and eats elbow, tries again
with a clothesline, Scotty ducks and superkicks him right in the mush. One two,
Bubba puts Spike's foot on the bottom rope. Spike up in the corner, Scotty
charges with his shoulder but Spike dodges it and Scotty hits the post. Spike
pulls him in, Dudley Dog! That'll do it at (03'08"). Bubba and D-Von
lift Spike's hands, but Spike's yelling at them to do something. D-Von holds
Scotty, Bubba with a big splash assisted by Spike. He insists they hold Scotty
up, and Spike yells in his face and then kicks him in the nuts. Bubba puts Spike
up on his shoulders and he holds the belt aloft. wtf Spike Dudley rules too
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RAW REBOUND: Orton wins the belt but loses all his friends. So sad. Wait wait WHO GOT VOTED OFF THE DIVA SEARCH TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME
Cole and Tazz tell us that NEXT WEEK!: Cena (1) vs. Booker (0), match 2 in the Best of 5
also two people behind them suddenly bring out a banner that says "HEIDENREICH NEXT WEEK". Awesome, Tazz does the "HEI DEN REICH".
Josh is backstage with JOHN CENA. "John Cena, congratulations on defeating Booker T at SummerSlam, and now next week right here on SmackDown you'll have the second match in this best of five series to determine an undisputed United States Champion. John, can you go 2-0 against Booker next week?" "Can you swallow a whole convenience store bratwurst?" hahaha Josh hangs his head in shame "HELL YEAH I'm goin' 2-0 against Booker T next week. They can't handle the BIG BUSINESS. Booker T best recognize that THE CHAMP IS HERE. A-HA!" hey, it's the (Cruiserweight) Champ "Did I hear somebody say the champ is here? You know it's kinda funny, Cena. I look around, the only champ I see is the Cruiserweight champ. And that's me." "[mocking gibberish] Well, lookit that. Looks like, uh, Dennis the Menace finally grew up. I'll tell ya whatcha need to do. Go get yourself some glasses. Because YOU CAN'T SEE ME." Just like Cena didn't see that kick to the crotch. Cena grabs Spike by the throat, and here are the Dudleys to beat Cena down. Awesome. Spike lays in a few shots as well. "CAN YOU SEE ME NOW, JOHN? C'mon guys."
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WWE Tag Team Champions PAUL LONDON and BILLY KIDMAN (415) vs. CHAVO
GUERRERO and JAMIE NOBLE (413) in a non-title match
Here we go. London and Noble start, circle, lockup. Noble trips London, who
kicks him off. London with a drop toe hold, and grabs a headlock. Noble reverses
it to an armwringer, which London reverses so Noble knees him in the gut. Irish
whip, hiptoss reversed into one of London's own. Chavo jumps in and gets a
hiptoss and a double dropkick. London hits Noble with a leg lariat for two.
Picks him up, forearm, irish whip to the corner. London charges and gets back
body dropped to the apron, but gets a forearm and slingshots in with a
headscissors. Chavo tries a right from the apron, but gets blocked and knocked
off. Noble takes the opportunity to run him over with a Benoit forearm, however.
Stomp, picks him up, tag to Chavo who leaps in with a kick to the back. Stomp,
stomp, picks him up, knee and clubs him back down. Headlock, tag to Noble who
kicks London in the stomach. Picks him up, short arm clothesline. Tag to Chavo,
who slingshots in with a legdrop for two. Chavo gets between London and Kidman's
corner and stomps him. Seeking the fans' applause, doesn't get it. London tries
to slip free of Chavo's grasp but Chavo grabs his leg, drags him back and tags
to Noble. Noble with a forearm to the back of the neck, and now a neck crank.
London kicks out of it but Noble knees him in the face to stop that. Chavo
tagged in, double irish whip, London kicks Chavo in the head. Noble catches a
London kick, enziguiri ducked but hits Chavo instead! Neat. Noble still has the
leg, though, so London can't make the tag. Wait, he flips out and kicks Noble in
the head. Everyone but Kidman down, and he's doing the American Males clap. And
now he's tagged in, clothesline for Noble, now Chavo, fireman carries Noble and
drops his neck across the knee. Back body drop for Chavo., kick to the gut,
corner bulldog? Yes, but he wraps his legs around Noble's head to headscissor
him on the way down. Chavo clothesline ducked, dropkick, cover broken up by
Noble. Forearm for Noble, irish whip held on, side suplex. And Noble stands up
right into a London unorthodox leg lariat that gets him right on top of the head
and knocks him out. London up top, and Chavo shoves him off into...ow, he didn't
reach the barricade. Splat. Chavo gets Kidman up for the Goribomb, but Kidman
slips out, BK Bomb! Drags him over, going up for the SSP but he kicks Noble off
the apron first. Kidman decides to slingshot in with a sunset flip on Chavo
instead. Chavo fights it but Kidman gets it, one, two, Noble pulls Chavo's leg
forward to put Chavo on top, Chavo grabs the ropes, and that's three at (05'04").
Awesome. Good match, too. Kidman is shocked. Chavo and Noble are happy but not
surprised. Also they want da belts. Replays of London dying and the finish.
THEODORE R. LONG is backstage, and he runs into BRIAN HEBNER. "Brian Hebner! Just the man I been lookin' for. Now I want you to go find John Cena and the Dudleys, and I want you to let 'em know about one'a Theodore R. Long's house rules, and that rule is, playa, if they gonna fight backstage, then they need to be prepared to take it to the ring, belie'dat. Now when ya find 'em, I want ya to let 'em know this: TONIGHT, John Cena one-on-one with The Dudley. Now I think you need to step." "Yes, sir."
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THE $1,000,000 TOUGH ENOUGH COMING THIS FALL TO SMACKDOWN
VIVA LA RASA it's EDDY GUERRERO sans low rider. "ORALE, HAMILTON!" EDDY EDDY EDDY EDDY "Orale, Kurt, come out here, homes. See, the way I see it, we got a little bit of unfinished business, because the question hasn't really been answered: who IS the better wrestler? Oh don't get me wrong, homes, I know you beat me...at SummerSlam. But then, I beat you at WrestleMania. So the way I see it, we need a tiebreaker, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, in Hamilton!" hey wow it's actually KURT ANGLE "Lemme get this straight, Eddy. Beating you at SummerSlam wasn't enough? You want me to do it again? What do you people think? Would you people like to see a rematch between Eddy Guerrero and Kurt Angle right here tonight? Because it just so happens that I came here tonight lookin' for some action." "ORALE, VATO! That's my kinda language, homes." "So the answer to your question, Eddy, is......no." "No?" "I said NO, Eddy, NO, NADA. Because the fact of the matter is, not only did I beat you at SummerSlam, I made you tap. Right in the middle of that ring." "Oh I'm not denyin', esse, I'm not denyin' that, I tapped out. You won." "Exactly. And you know somethin' else, Eddy? I AM the better wrestler, and I don't need to prove it again." "Look, homes. You won at SummerSlam, I won at WrestleMania, that makes it one and one, uno y uno, that means it's a TIE, homes, okay, so whether you like it or not, there's GONNA be a rematch, even though you're not man enough to step in this ring and give it to me TONIGHT, esse." "Whoawhoawhoa. Not man enough? You're callin' ME not man enough? Eddy Eddy Eddy Eddy, your reverse psychology is PATHETIC. You're not gonna cr-Eddy, you're not gonna trick me into a match." "Take it easy, take it easy, okay okay, you got me, homes. I'm not gonna trick you. You're better than that. Oh, you are. You're Kurt Angle, Olympic gold medalist. You're the best. WHOOPTY ding dong. You know, Kurt, seriously speaking. Let's get beyond that. Okay? Sunday night. You did outwrestle me. I'm man enough to admit that. You were the better wrestler. In my whole career, esse, I've never, ever had a person outwrestle me the way you did. No, don't get me wrong, vato loco, I don't like you. I never have, I never will. But you did earn one thing--you earned my respect, and that's hard to do. Cuz see, homes, you gotta realize, esse, you and I, we got one thing in common--we respect and we love this business the way no one else can understand, so only you and I know what we bring to this ring. So, even though you're not gonna give me my rematch tonight, I trust that you're man enough to at least step through that ring and shake my hand." "You want me to shake your hand." "It's not so much about shaking my hand, Kurt. It's about me showing you the respect that you have earned." "You expect me to believe that? Eddy Guerrero, a liar, a cheater, and a stealer. Eddy, with all due respect, and I don't respect you very much, I'm not buyin' it." "Hey, homes, it's all for real, man." Kurt thinks about it, and goes up the steps. Slowly, drops the mic. Watches Eddy as he slowly enters the ring, now to the center of the ring. Mostly silence, quiet dueling chants. Eddy extends the hand, Angle takes it...wait, so close, he takes it away. Stares. "Don't leave me hangin', man. You're better than that." Shake...THEN EDDY DECKS ANGLE. Again, again, again, again, again, shimmy, clotheslines him out. Beats the chest, and here's Luther to tend to Kurt. "ORALE VATO LOCO, YOU KNOW ME BETTER THAN THAT. YOU KNOW, I JUST LIIIIIIIIEEEEEEED." Uh oh, Angle and Luther take opposite sides of the ring and climb in. But wait, here's REY MYSTERIO to make the save and knock Luther off the apron as Eddy takes out Kurt. Play Eddy's music!
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BOOKER T is here to join us for guest commentary for this match:
JOHN CENA (248, West Newbury, MA) vs. THE DUDLEY (New York, NY)
Replay of the Cena-Dudley confrontation earlier tonight. That Dudley would
be D-Von. D-Von takes over with rights, now elbows in the corner. Now more
rights. Cena retaliating with rights and a clothesline. Irish whip, hiptoss for
two. Stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp, D-Von rolls out of the
ring. Bubba on the apron, D-Von tries and ambush but gets elbowed. Cena with
more rights, irish whip, clothesline ducked, spinning flying elbow for two.
D-Von off the ropes, elbowdrop for two. Picks him up, right, but Cena comes back
with four of his own. Irish whip to the corner, charge misses but Cena stops
himself and gets a clothesline. Running back elbow, off the ropes, shoulderblock
for two. Booker calls Cena a "Vanilla Ice wannabe", to which Cole
retorts "I like Vanilla Ice!" D-Von with an irish whip to the corner,
splash misses, back body drop. Front slam, U CANT C ME, off the ropes, Five
Knuckle Shuffle for two. Pumping up the sneakers, elbows Bubba off the apron,
and gets elbowed in the gut. D-Von tries a vertical suplex, blocked, F U!
Goodnight. (03'01") Booker and Cena stare at each other.
"YOU...have something that belongs to ME. You been holdin' onto my jewelery
way too long. But relax, Ima let you breathe tonight. Next week, SmackDown, you
gon' find out I mean business. Take a look, take a GOOD look. Cuz I mean BIG
business. The champ...is here."
TEDDY LONG JUST MADE THIS MATCH FOR TONIGHT!: Eddy/Rey vs. Kurt/Luther!
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wtf a SMACKDOWN THROWBACK. This week's is August 26, 1999, the SD debut: pyro, Big Show chokeslams X-Pac, Billy Gunn moons Chyna and gets low-blowed, Bossman holds Pepper hostage, Jericho puts Road Dogg through a table, Mankind suplexes Shane on the outside, and now our main highlight: HHH (w/belt) vs. The Rock (w/hair) with special guest ref Shawn Michaels (w/really gay bicycle shorts)! Rock Bottom, People's Elbow? NO! SUPERKICK! Pedigree! What collusion.
Cole and Tazz explain this will be recurring over the next few weeks to lead up to the 5th Anniversary Special on September 23rd. It even has an accompanying magazine!
ROB VAN DAM (230, Battle Creek, MI) vs. RENE DUPREE (w/Fifi, 260, Paris,
France)
Hahaha Michael Cole hypes Hamilton as the home of "Iron" Mike
Sharpe. Cole and Tazz have really been on tonight, I'll tell you what. Lockup,
Dupree with an armwringer. RVD flips out, reverses, headlock. Dupree throws him
off into the ropes, RVD slips out of a back body drop with a waistlock,
reversed, RVD hiptosses out, Dupree with a headscissor. RVD flips out of that to
a rollup for two, Dupree rolls that into a headlock, stands up and gets back
body dropped, wait Dupree gets a sunset flip for two. Reversed for two, that
reversed for two. Both men up, RVD sweeps Dupree's legs, somersault senton
misses, Dupree elbowdrop misses, Staredown Of Respect. Dupree with a kick to the
gut, head to the turnbuckle blocked and RVD takes Dupree to the corner instead.
Right, right, shoulder, shoulder, monkey flip. Charges again in the opposite
corner but gets thrown shoulder-first into the post. Dupree with a right, right,
right, right, right. Snapmare, chickenwing. "VIVA LA QUEBEC!" No,
those are the other French guys. RVD stands up out of it, right, right, but
Dupree throws him down by the hair and covers for one. Back to the chickenwing.
RVD stands up, but Dupree drives their shoulders together. Again, but the third
time gets back body dropped. RVD with a roundhouse kick, right, right. Irish
whip reversed, RVD somersaults off of a Dupree back body drop attempt. Spinkick
ducked, Dupree kicks RVD in the gut and goes for a bodyslam which RVD slides out
of. Waistlock, going for the cradle off the ropes but Dupree holds on. RVD kicks
Dupree in the chin anyways. Off the ropes, cartwheel moonsault for two. In the
corner, kick, punch, irish whip, Dupree flips out but nobody home except a
german suplex for two. Spinning legdrop, signalling again--Rolling Thunder hits
knees. RVD up in the corner and kicks Dupree in the head, leaps up top but gets
crotched. Dupree punching RVD up top, trying a superplex and...gets it! Wow.
Dupree crawls over for a two count. Dupree picks RVD up and gets kicked in the
head. RVD up top, Five Star Frog Splash! And that does it at (05'39").
And wtf here's KENZO SUZUKI to blindside RVD. Choking him, head to the
turnbuckle. Stomp, stomp, head to another turnbuckle. Blatant choke, bodyslam,
bodyslam. Hey, here's Hiroko to look on. OH SHIT ANOTHER BODYSLAM. And now, the
faceclaw STO. Play his music! Learn from this, Japanese people: You too can
learn bodyslams and a faceclaw STO and be on two DVD 500s.
Peanutteddy Long is entering the production truck to talk to SOME ASIAN PRODUCTION BABE. "What's up, boo? Got a, got a little somethin' somethin' here I want you to play for me when I ask for it. Y'see, I'm on my way to the ring to make a major announcement, ya feel me?" "I feel you." "Hey, if you feel me, I know you oughta be feelin' this. Why don't you give me a little bit of holla holla holla, babygirl?" "Holla holla holla." "Video queen, now that was good, but you betta leave the ebonics to me. Y'see, it goes like this: Holla...holla holla. Now I'm gon' step."
KANE WANTS YOU AT HIS WEDDING AWWWW HOW SWEET
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REWIND: Maven wins Tough Enough 1. WAY TO RUB SALT IN JOSH'S WOUNDS! FIRST RUE, NOW THIS!
They're gonna do this again, but now for a million dollars! Send a tape to the address on your TV screen!
UP NEXT!: Rey/Eddy vs. Kurt/Luther
But..up next is Teddy Long in the ring. Okay. "LEMME HOLLA ATCHA, PLAYA! You know, since becoming General Manager, my motto is to make SmackDown one of the biggest events of all time. Now, if you people think SmackDown is big right now, then I'll tell you what, it's going to get a whole lot bigger, and here's the reason why. Y'see, what I have done, I have re-signed one of the most dominant men in sports entertainment today. Now, without further ado, I'm gonna show ya just how I roll. Roll the video tape, everybody take a look:"
There is only one man that casts a shadow that covers all others. He is a force of nature. Uncontrollable. Unstoppable. And his return to total domination of SmackDown is inevitable. THE BIG SHOW IS BACK.
"Now there ya have it! The Big Show! Now everybody here is ready for the Big Show to return to SmackDown, gimme a HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA!" hollas "Now, wait just a minute. I'm not feelin' that, playas, because y'all sound like that girl in the TV truck that had the camel breath." how mean! "So let's try that one more time. Everybody ready for the Big Show, HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA!" holla x 3 "Now I know you think I'm through, but y'see I'm on a roll without buttah! So let's talk about SmackDown's main event right here tonight. It will be Olympic Medalist Kurt Angle, his partner Luther Reigns. They will take on the team, the man who is the master of the 619, Rey Mysterio! And Rey Mysterio will team up with none other than Latino Heat, my man Eddy Guerrero! And y'know somethin', it's gonna happen RIGHT NOW! HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA!"
EDDY GUERRERO and REY MYSTERIO (403) vs.
Eddy and Rey come out in a low-rider together, neat.
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EDDY GUERRERO and REY MYSTERIO (403) vs. KURT ANGLE and LUTHER REIGNS
(527)
Luther and Eddy start. Eddy with a dropkick to the knee, right right right
right, but Luther retaliates with a right, a knee and a clubbing right. Kick,
right, in the corner, left, left, left, left, stomp, stomp, stomp. Eddy with a
kick to the gut, chop, chop, head to the turnbuckle, Rey in. Both men kicking
away at Luther in the corner, irish whip, Eddy lifts up Rey into a dropkick to
Luther and then knocks Kurt off the apron. Luther on his knees, Rey kicks him in
the chest and then tries an irish whip. No go. Reversed, Rey comes off the
second rope into a crossbody that gets caught into a backbreaker for two. Tag to
Kurt, kick to Rey's gut. In the corner, right, right, right, stomp, stomp, boot
choke. Picks him up, short-arm clothesline for two. And now the chinlock. Rey
elbows out, kick to the leg, off the ropes, Angle clothesline ducked, Rey with a
headscissors takedown. Tag to Eddy, Angle calls timeout and backs into the
corner, so Eddy just clubs him with rights. And now stomps. Right, irish whip,
back elbow. Los Tres Suplejes? No, Luther stomps him before number three. Eddy
with a right, Angle retaliates with a kick, right, eyerake, tag to Luther. In
the corner, kick, elbow to the neck, another, camel clutch with crossface shots
now. Eddy fights out with chops but Luther kicks him and clubs him down. Tag to
Angle, who kicks Eddy in the gut. Angle right blocked, Eddy with a right right
right right right knocks him down. Irish whip, reversed, Luther pulls the top
rope down and Eddy falls out. Rey checks on Eddy as we go to commercial at
(04'40").
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We're back with Angle sinching in the ankle lock. Eddy rolls out and tries for one of his own, but it slips loose. Angle elbows the leg, and now gets an STF. Eddy grabs the ropes, so Angle tags to Luther. Luther kicks the leg, again, again, standing anklelock. Kick to the hamstring, elbowdrop on the leg, Kurt tags himself in and kicks the leg. Elbowdrop on the leg, now just pulling on the leg until Eddy rolls him up for two. Angle with a clothesline, tag to Luther. Eddy slips free of Luther's grasp but gets caught. Elbowdrop on the leg and now holding onto the ankle. Kicking the hamstring, again, elbowdrop on the leg and cranking on it again. Eddy kicks Luther in the face so he tags to Angle, who trips him and kicks the leg some more. Elbowdrop on the leg, again cranking on it. Eddy manages to reverse to a cross armbreaker, but Kurt breaks it quick. Eddy limping up, right to Angle, another, another, another, irish whip, Angle holds on and belly to bellies him. Angle setting up for something...Angle Slam? No, Eddy turns it into a DDT. Double tag, Rey with a seated senton on Luther. Angle knocked off the apron, Luther clothesline ducked, another, headscissor into a DDT for two. Angle in, irish whip reversed, dropkick. Luther kicks Rey in the gut, powerbomb? No, Rey reverses it and ranas Luther into the ref. Luther with a knee to the gut, powerslam? No, Rey slides to the apron and chokes Luther on the top rope. 619 using the post to knock Angle off the apron! Drops the Dime on Luther, and dropkicks him onto the second rope. 619? NO, Angle chairs him in the knee as he swings around. Angle in, down come the straps, ankle lock! But here's Eddy with the chair! And Angle runs backstage. Luther trying the powerslam->sideslam, but Eddy slides in with a low blow. Eddy back on the apron, Rey tags him in. Kick to the gut, Los Tres Suplejes! Shimmy, Eddy heads up top. Rey slides in, dropkicks Luther onto the second rope...619! Frog Splash! That's it at (07'45", 12'25" total aired)! But wait, here's Angle with two buckets of white paint, that he, GASP, pours on Eddy's lowrider! Oh no. Eddy gives chase, and we replay the finish and the paint. Eddy is anguished, and we fade to black
See ya next week for my final recap. So sad.