Previously: Parka/Parka Negra have problems. Angelico & Jack are a team. Mexican Powers are tag team champions. Things occurred in Xalapa.
Announcers preview the show, with an actual graphic for the top two matches.
Noti AAA
AAA had a pizza party Make A Wish Mexico. Dominos Delivery mascot guy is the weirdest thing. Mari Apache's daughter cut off her long hair as part of a gift to kids who need hair.
Cibernético doesn't want La Secta's help. Scary foreshadowing music plays. La Secta acted very strange in their match with Mirreyes
Upcoming Events
08/30: Naucalpan
09/05: Toluca
Next show – 08/30 Naucalpan
La Parka talks about Antonio Pena and Heroes Inmortales.
Match 1: Flamita, Lucky Boy, Niño de Ébano vs Carta Brava Jr., Eterno, Steve Pain
Gimnasio Juan De La Barrera, 08/02/2013
Winner: rudos
Match Time: 11:49
Rating: good/great
Notes: Everyone gets their own entrance. Rudos have fine music selections. Pepe Casas is referee. Eterno is wearing a cap, but the top of it is cut out (so you can see his newly bald head anyway.)
Flamita and Pain start and keep it relatively simple at first. It takes all of 90s seconds before Flamita jumps to Pain's shoulders, and hops again for a huracanrana to send the rudo out. Ebano and Lucky Boy (name on gear!) are net. Evasion, Carta flips Niño with a dropkick to the knee. Niño doesn't quick land the running front flip, but his backflip into headscissors works better. Carta blows him up with a dropkick, which should go in the wiki as one of his signature moves. Lucky confuses Carta with a series of chops, and Carta spears the post on each charge. Niño and Eterno are last, Niño trying to backwards roll over Eterno, getting caught, and still shoving into the corner for a superkick. Eterno flips Niño to the apron, Niño yells and comes back back in with a springboard armdrag. Headscissors into an armdrag is not the smoothest thing, and crowd slightly boos it. Handspring dive fake. Flamita and Brava in, evading and Brava dropkicks Carta out. Eterno surprise Flamita and flips him with a clothesline, with Pain and Eterno stomping Flamita and antagonizing the técnicos. Random crowd shot time. Whip, Flamita spinning headscissors on Pain into an armdrag on Eterno for some craziness. Big floating DDT on Eterno and a standing shootings tar press, but Eterno breaks that up. Flamita gets in a heel kick and a chest kick on to Eterno, Eterno misses a limp clothesline, Flamita with a reverse springboard headscissors into an armdrag to send him out. Flamita looked really good there. Pain and Lucky back in, Lucky goes for the hide in the ropes bit, takes a hard dropkick out, and it's enough for Brava to take out all the técnicos at once. Pain helpfully stomps anyone one he can, then poses on the middle rope. Niño de Ebano dropkicked in the corner, Pain runs at him, fakes out the corner charge by running the middle rope, and Brava lands dropkicks instead, and Carta comes from the side with another dropkick in the face. That was absurd and great. Whip, Flamita held around the bottom rope and double dropkicked in the face. Lucky tries to attack everyone, but the rudos all stomp him down. Pain monkey flips lucky form corner to corner. Rudos hold Lucky up, Carta dropkick him in the backside and rudos toss Lucky over the top rope to the floor in one motion. Hug fall for Lucky Boy. Rudos continue to assault the técnicos. Pain double pumphandle powerbomb into a cutter, which looks tough but doesn't get a big reaction. Lucky fights off corner charges with kicks and flips to the floor, superkicks Steve pain, and springboards to the floor for a diving headscissors. Other técnicos in, clothesline misses, técnicos running Spanish Flys one two NO. Pain takes a flashy knee bump to the outside. Ebano with a double springboard turning dive, Flamita with a springboard moonsault to the floor. Lucky Boy and Eterno back in, Lucky Boy springboard headscissors caught and dropped hard with a Styles Clash. Niño de Ebano hurries back in and breaks the pin. Carta in for him, Niño de Ebano gets in a torito on a toss, Eterno breaks that up. Rudos lay out the técnicos in opposite corners, técnicos fight back, Carta Brava loads up with técnicos while Eterno grabs the other one all the way up top – Eterno super cradle buster while Carta lands an Air Raid Crash one two three. That was the end, for sure.
Upcoming events
Mesías talks about how great the Copa Pena is. I'm willing to believe the event is great, but let's not stretch it.
Clasicos AAA: La Milica vs La Fuerza Aerea & El Elegido for Copa Antonio Pena 2010. Playing to the Aerostar fnabase! This is mostly show in highlight form until Chris Stone and Aerostar finish up. Aerostar won the trophy, and became a giant star (or not.) Hey, Esther Moreno and Laredo kid and (the tones and Decnnis and other people who we don't see much nowadays.) Actually, Elegido and Alan Stone are the closest thing to a regular TV character from this match. Well, Pepe Casas, him too.
Upcomign Events
Next show in Naaculapan
Faby Apache talks about meeting Antonio Pena for the first time.
Mexican Powers promo. This recap of the tag team title match focuses on the title match and not any guest appearances after. Also, almost no shots of Los Mamitos. AAA knows.
Match 2: Crazy Boy & Joe Lider vs Daga & Psicosis for the AAA World Tag Team Championship
Gimnasio Juan De La Barrera, 08/02/2013
Winner: Mexican Powers
Match Time: 12:46
Rating: below average
Notes: Nicho has his mask off before he even walks to the ring. Why bother? I don't understand. He also has an arm full full of chairs. Daga has his belt. Tirantes is with them. Nicho seems to have something covering his stomach behind his stomach him. Figured it was the stapler, but that's behind the back. Maybe it's part of the top we never see because he's aways wearing the belt. Mexican Powers are wearing their dress shirts and ties. No pants. Semiformal. Niño Hamburguesa is waring his jersey. Tirantes and Jesus both tell Niño he's not in the match and he should stay out of it, and I'm sure he'll listen to that. Rudos casually attack the técnicos before the bell, with Daga getting in his superman plancha before the match has even started.
Nicho tries to staple Crazy, but Crazy gets the stapler and – tries to hit him with it. That does not work. Daga returns to backcracker Crazy. Corner charges and facecrusher for Lider. Crazy Boy comes in for no particular reason, misses a double clothesline, and gets dropkicked out. If this is no DQ, then it might as well be 3 on 2. It's too bad theres' no more Perros dal Mal. Psicosis falls off the apron with an elbow drop chair shot for Niño. Replay of Daga's dropkick of all things. Daga and Crazy Boy have kick/block spots they'd like to show you. Crazy picks up a chair and smacks it a lot. The impact is very loud. Crowd is loud too, but that means they're turning up the microphones. Daga ends up superkicking the chair in Crazy's face. Slow motion replay of that. They really like their slow motion replays in this match. No selling means reversal and Daga being dropped on his face on two chairs. Nicho and Lider are standing in the corner waiting for a tag. Or, no, Nicho will just walk in the ring to set up the next spot. Crazy takes a hiptoss into the chairs. The hiptoss into the chairs pot doesn't ever look as dangerous as it might be. Lider breaks up the pin with a chair shot. Another slow motion replay. Lider fires up, gets stapled in the head many times. Lider bleeds a lot. Match slows down for the stapling. Crazy Boy is so concerned about this that he's tarting chants. He shouldn't be too concerned, because Lider randomly fires back and powerbombs Nicho on a powerbomb. Spots spots spots spots spots spots. Bored. Recapping irrelevant moves seem beside the point. Lider gets drops on his own thumbtacks. I do not blame Tirantes for slow counting Lider because there are thumb tacks on the mat and he wants to brush them away, that's Lider's own fault. Lider and Nicho throw chairs at each other, then everything stops to Niño can do his thru the ropes tope con giro, which seems to actually miss. Lots of replays being shown, not of that one. Lider and Psicosis brawl into the crowd while Daga hits Lider with objects in the ring. Niño and the people at ringside inexplicably slide in a wood panel covered with mouse traps. That's obviously for something stupid later, but most of the mouse traps snap closed when Crazy Boy takes a bump on the mat near them. That's one bouncy mat. Niño gives Daga a back fireman's drop and a middle rope splash. Lider climbs the balcony and sort of does a senton of onto Psicosis and a table in a spot that the announcers clearly thing is the coolest (but Lider's jump just seems off.) Crazy Boy takes forever to set up the mouse trap panel between two chairs, and Daga just stands and waits for him. It especially makes no sense because Daga no sold Hamburguesa's splash just to stand there and do nothing. I don't know where Niño went. Crazy fights Daga off, and powerbombs him onto the table. Only the second cover of the match, and that's enough for three.
Psicosis needs medical help. Daga's back is cut up from the mouse traps, no that anyone can actually see it. Técnicos randomly bring in a female mini to dance with them. Lider throws mouse traps at Daga for some reason. Replays.
Reinas del Ring & Niño Hamburguesa dance.
Upcoming Events.
Graphic for the main event.
Next Show.
Texano Jr. doing a Hereos Inmortales/”talk about Antonio Pena” vignette while wearing his Consejo shirt is weird.
Angelico/Jack video package. No, they didn't fix the Oklahoma caption. Jack likes when he gets gifts made by fans.
Match 3: Electroshock, Heavy Metal, Jack Evans vs Chessman, Parka Negra, Texano Jr.
Gimnasio Juan De La Barrera, 08/02/2013
Winner: técnicos
Match Time: 7:59
Rating: ok
Notes: Totally forgot Jack was in this match, makes the video package a little more relevant. Fenix limps out on crutches. He left leg is in a cast from below the knee to the entire foot. Chessman is just dying to hit Fenix, but Jack cuts him off. Fenix apologizes for missing the show via injury. Electroshock and Texano steal the crutches to tease a fight. Heavy Metal is introduced as the surprise replacement. Break before the match.
Chessman talks about Antonio Pena coming up with Chessman and the Black Family.
Rudos attack at the whistle, but the técnicos turn it around. Técnicos catch Jack's pescado and throw him into the third row. Metal slides out and dropkicks Parka Negra, and Electroshock gives Chessman a cutter. Texano tries to break it up, with electroshock looking at him the whole way. Eléctrico lisp Chessman out and spears him. Parka Negra blocks a Metal slide and German supleexes him. Texano hands out lasso shots, and the rudos are suddenly in control. This last for about a minute before Electroshock lays everyone out with quebradoras. Bull rope revenge shots. Electroshock showcase leading to a double top by Metal and Electroshock. Chessman knocks down Chessman on a kick attempt, but misses the moonsault. Jack lands the springboard spinning toe kick to the head and the 630 senton and it's over already.
Replay of Jack doing the 630 senton is really cool.
Announcers wrap up, and talk about Psycho Clown vs Texano Jr. Even more replays to end it.