Announcers introduce the show.
Match 1: Rey Cometa vs Dragón Rojo Jr. in a lightning match
Arena Mexico, 06/14/2013
Winner: Dragon Rojo Jr.
Match Time: 7:10
Rating: ok
Notes: Referee is Terror Chino.
Mat wrestling quickly cedes to a chop fighting and a flipping run. Rojo counters a headscissors into a faceslam for the first near fall. Cometa does his rope bounce handspring escape, Rojo slides out, and Cometa follows with a tope. Cometa lands a top rope tornillo plancha back inside, but his huracanrana is rolls thru for a near fall. Rojo attempts, using that word loosely, a casita, but Cometa escape, then pulls off the Virus armdrag into a backslide cradle for two. Cometa lands a corner clothesline, then walks around quite a bit, seemingly stalling to give Rojo some time to recover. Referee encourages him to fight. Cometa superkick connects, but Rojo immediately gives him a stunner anyway, then runs into a flip to the apron. Rojo slaps Cometa, smashes him into the buckle, and gets in his double stomp to the back. Oklahoma roll, one two NO. Rojo clothesline misses, Cometa small package one two NO. Cometa clotheslines Rojo out, and follows with a slingshot tornillo. Rojo might have got clocked in the head by one of Cometa's legs. Replay doesn't show up, but Rojo acts concussed from this point forward. Cometa swing kicks Rojo from the apron, then rolls in under him. Rojo throws a late clothesline, some bit of starting at each other, Cometa kicks Rojo and then backs him all the way up to the ropes. Comet tries to clothesline Rojo over, but Rojo won't give. Rojo tells him to do it again, but Cometa just slaps him in the chest. Rojo talking to Cometa again, Cometa runs, Dragon Bomb, that's it.
Dragon Rojo does a generic promo that's clipped.
CMLL Cartela: Sunday @ Arena Coliseo - Rush, La Máscara, Titan vs Volador Jr., Psicosis and Mr. Aguila
CMLL Friday presented by Volador: Shocker, Negro Casas, Terrible vs Rush, Máximo, Rey Escorpion. Wow, they actually announced a match.
Match 2: Bushiroad, Guerrero Maya Jr. ©, Tritón vs Boby Zavala, Namajague ©, Puma
Arena Mexico, 06/14/2013
rudos
Winner: técnicos (2-1)
Match Time: 15:44
Rating: good
Notes: Puma is wearing a very Felino like outfit. Mima is with Namajague, who tries to strangle Triton for whatever reason. Referee is Tigre Hispano.
1: Puma and Bushi start, with Puma immediately looking for his leg lock but not being able to get it. Bushi keeps up with Puma on the mat. He tries a headstand headscissors on the mat, but Puma sort of blocked it and lays on Bushi. Bushi rallies to armdrag him out. Bushi follows, and Puma tries to call time out. Namajague tells Bushi to get lost. Namajague comes back in to trade holds with Guerrero Maya. Namajague is able to armdrag Maya away, though Maya evens the score. Zavala & Triton are last, with Triton flipping around. Headscissors works, but Zavala knocks Triton down and attacks the técnicos for exiting. Triton does a weird backflip over the ropes to set up a swing kick, and comes back in with a tornillo armdrag. So much pants adjusting in this match. Puma gets in his dropkick to the backside on Triton, Bushi lands a one man boost dropkick on Puma and spins to his feet. Bushi offers a handshake to Namajague, who just spits at him. Their exchange allows Bushi to the splits/kick to the head spot on Namajague, then awkwardly send him out with a spinning armdrag. Bushi tope follows. Maya punches Puma, but Bobby pulls Maya down from the outside. Catapult/bulldog combo spot is hilariously badly timed. Rudos double team Triton - wheelbarrow hold to set up a superkick, then Puma holds Triton's legs for a Zavala dropkick to the backslide. That's that pin, leaping frontcracker to take care of Maya.
2: Rudos must like the wheelbarrow kick spot, because they do another version of it here to Maya. Triton takes a dropkick to the face. Rudos untie Bushi's mask, though it takes some work, and blatantly disregard the tag rules. Corner clotheslines and chops for Bushi, then whipped out into Puma's flapjack, and stomped by everyone. Puma tries go for his own corner charge, and takes a slip thru the ropes swing kick from Bushi, and armdrag to send him out. Other rudos kick down Bushi, Maya and Triton get them them with a sequence off planchas. Both cover, both get kicked out. Bushi huracanrana on Puma, also two. Everyone cradles everyone (Maya and Namajague are blocked off from each other and a little late) for two counts. SO many people standing around, but they start clearing it out until it's down to the Japanese guys. Bushi dropkick to the knee, Indian deathlock surfboard and Namajague gives.
3: Triton jumps and dropkick a standing Namajague in the face, then headscissors and armdrags him out. Puma offers Bushi a handshake, and Bushi is smart enough to just keep chopping him. Puma escapes and superkicks the técnicos down. Bushi comes back with a corner push off headscissors and a slingshot headscissors to the floor. Maya spears Zavala good, then drops him again with a springboard revers tope. Heel kick, quebradora, quebradora, and Zavala crawls on his back out of there. Other rudos miss corner clotheslines, técnicos springboard dropkick him out. Triple tope! Zavala and Triton exchange chops, and Triton nearly falls on his head on backdrop. Zavala adds a dropkick for two. Zavala small package, and Maya breaks it up. Maya gets in his double knees to the back, and Namajague breaks that up. Namajague with his own big german suplex, Bushi breaks it up. Bushi back heel kick to the head, Puma breaks it up. Puma big sit down powerbomb Triton breaks it up and superkicks Puma. Zavala dropkicks Triton, bust miss a charge and takes the Knee bump out. Triton Special dive out after him, Triton smacking the back of his head on the barricade. Namajague misses a dropkick on Maya, who holds him in an inverted suástica as Bushi dives over and planchas Puma. Backslide with bridging cradle one two three. Namajague gives as well.
Bushi capably handles the generic “CMLL is the best and I'm here to win championships, hairs and masks!” post match promo.
CMLL Cartela: Tuesday @ Arena Mexico - Mascara Dorada, Delta, Guerrero Maya vs Ultimo Guerrero, Gran Guerrero, Euforia
Goya Kong handles the Invitado Especial, is still talking about losing her mask. Goya gives the fan a La Mascara mask. No Goya Kong mask?
Match 3: Máximo, Rush, Shocker © vs Mr. Águila, Rey Bucanero, Rey Escorpión ©
Arena Mexico, 06/14/2013
técnicos
Winner: técnicos
Match Time: 6:51
Rating: ok
Notes: Máximo is wearing an Elvis jumpsuit, because why not. Monito is with the técnicos Mije is with Mr. Aguila, and has an angry Shocker waiting for him. They apparently brawl, because the técnicos are beating up Aguila when they cut to Rey Escorpion running down. Referee is Babe Richard.
1: Rudos end up ahead in the brawl, despite Mr. Aguila taking a time out to fix his hair. Aguila and Escorpion try to load up Rush for a Bucanero superbomb, only Escorpion wants to suplex him up and turn him over and Aguila wants to lift Rush by the legs to feed him to Bucanero. Aguila sort of wins, but Escorpion isn't in the right position for it and was set up first. Rush still gets superbombed, top rope legdropped, and springboard moonsaulted. Rudos decide to stomp rush instead of pinning him, and continue beating him up long enough to get the excessive violence DQ. Rudos do not stop beating up the técnicos, though somehow Shocker gets his hand raised and a foot to the face.
2: Máximo tries to force a kiss on Aguila, but Bucanero makes the save and helps boot him down. Shocker tries to get at Aguila, ends up taking a low blow headbutt from Mije. Rush attacks everyone, gets slapped and stomped by everyone. Corner escape comeback seems slow motion, (Bucanero runs in slow, but seemed to be arguing with Aguila about who was going to run.) Rush's superkick on Aguila looks good, his belly to belly on Bucanero does not. Crowd boos. Rush does get Escorpion with a good headbutt and a dropkick to the face. Escorpion doesn't leave right away, so Rush stomps him out, takes him outside, and clotheslines them both over the barricade. They brawl in front of the announce desk for a bit, which is the best bit of this match. Máximo distracts Aguila so Shocker can get in a free forearm to the face. Máximo and Aguila slap each other a bit, then Bucanero tires to help and Aguila just ends up kissing him. Máximo kisses them both and headscissors Bucanero out. Aguila messes with Maximo's hair, so Máximo flings Aguila by his hair. Shocker bit includes more Aguila/Bucanero problems – are we supposed to remember they had a hair match? Rudos rally long enough for Bucanero to get the slip and slide splash to the floor on Shocker. Máximo lands his own tope into Aguila. Aguila does has an awesome face paint bit. Escorpion and Rush in, slapping each other very hard. Escorpion clotheslines misses, almost hits Babe Richard, Richards cover sup, Rush foul kick Escorpion and small packages him for three.
Rush says he's not interested in Bucanero or Aguila's hair because they're just too ugly, and then walks off while posing. OK. Monito walks off without saying anything. Bucanero and Aguila both challenge Shocker to hair matches. Máximo accuses Aguila of stalking his gimmick and challenges him. Aguila is very upset by this. Rey Escorpion recovers enough to call Rush a coward and challenge him, figuring Rush must still be able to hear him where ever he went.
In the backstage follow up interview, Shocker starts to talk about Rush steals the microphone away to yell at Rey Escorpion for calling him a coward. Máximo tries to call him down, but there's no help. Shocker challenges everyone and suggests a three on three match.