AAA on Televisa #1066 (10/13/2012)

AAA on Televisa #1066 (10/13/2012)
Recapped: 10/14/2012

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Konnan is still two-timing Sexi Star and Jennifer Blake. This time, he hangs up on Sexi and insists he was talking to someone else to Jennifer, who reveals she's been secretly dating Konnan for 3 months. Jennifer says Sexi is telling everyone that she's dating Konnan, but Konnan insists she's making it up. Dinner is off tonight, but Konnan promises he'll make it up her tomorrow.

Match 1: Atomic Boy, Fabi Apache, Lolita vs Gran Apache, Jennifer Blake, Mari Apache
Arena Naucalpan, 09/28/2012

Winner: técnicos
Match Time: 8:52
Rating: good
Notes: Apaches enter together. At least the evil ones. Atomic Boy has a new mask. Referee is Copetes.

Lolita and Jennifer start, and degenerate into a chop fight quick enough. Corner whip, Lolita bottom rope push off headscissors. Lolita runs to the other corner, and pushes off for an armdrag. Blake out, Lolita rolling and posing. Atomic Boy and Apache in. Apache is upset about this. Atomic Boy chops him. Both of th the ropes, evasion, Atomic Boy flipping over a drop down and spinning thru the ropes to armdrag Apache away. Atomic Boy flipped to the apron, Apache slow to picking up on it, Atomic runs him into the buckle, then walks the ropes to headscissors Apache out. Atomic Boy topes Apache easily. Fabi flips in, but is met by a Mari boot. Crowd chants of Fabi, greatly annoying Mari. Chants just gets louder. Whip, armdrag, Fabi Apache springboard armdrag, under a clothesline and back with a headscissors. Lolita back in, but distracted by Jennifer and slapped by Gran Apache. Apache slaps everyone on the apron while Jennifer choke Lolita. Apache inverted body slam and the rudas take turns kicking Lolita on the ground. She's allowed to leave so Fabi can come back in. Choke in the corner. Corner whip, Jennifer charging clothesline, Mari clothesline, Gran slap to the face. Atomic Boy jumps on Gran Apache, but the women stomp him. Rudas hold Atomic Boy for a chop, though Gran Apache barely gets him on one, then kicks him on the inside of the leg on the next. Jennifer stops all over Atomic Boy. Whip, boost into a double dropkick on the women, to return the side. Fabi kicks out Gran Apache, and the técnicos tease a triple dive, but Gran Apache flees around the ring. Apache gets to the outside, grabs Jennifer, and throws her in to be hit by the técnicos. Técnicos are satisfied and stomp her. Double hiptoss. Atomic Boy off the ropes handspring splash. Jennifer rolls out, so Gran Apache throws Mari in! Whip in a boot for her. Mari breaks a double clothesline, but the técnicas throws her next time thru, and Fabi holds Mari for a Atomic Boy slap to the backside. Mari out, so Gran Apache helps Jennifer up and tries to shove her in. Jennifer grabs the ropes, refuses and screams. Mari kicks her dad, and both women shove Gran Apache in. He holds on the bottom rope, but they get him in and the técnicos all stomp Apache. Crowd chants for Fabi as they all kick Apache. Apache gets out as soon as he can, though. Tecnicos celebrate so Apache sneaks back in. Atomic Boy stay sin with him, and they do the Shocker/UG reversal spot before Atomic Boy dropkicks him out. Atomic Boy runs, and lands the Brillo plancha on Gran Apache. Lolita dropkicks Mari off the apron, runs and dives at her with a tope con giro, Mari catching her and falling down in the small area. Fabi dropkicks Jennifer, corner whip, quick reverse, verse again, Jennifer gets the better of it with a pumphandle powerbomb one two NO. Jennifer screams again. Punch, Fabi slips behind, Tiger suplex, one two Mari breaks it up. Jennifer was so folded up her knees were touching her head. Mari sit down powerbomb one two NO. Mari can't believe it wasn't three. Mari charges into Fabi's exploder suplex one two Gran Apache breaks it up with a slap and kicks him her out. Meanwhile, Atomic Boys springboards in and dropkicks Mari out. Atomic Boy and Gran Apache face off, Apache charge misses, Atomic Boy handspring caught, casadora into a small package, one two NO. Apache charges, Atomic Boy drops him in the corner, climbs up, top rope moonsault meets feet, Atomic Boy about bumping on to his head in the process! Atomic Boy with a suspended submission, but there's just enough room between them for Fabi to to sneak thru and cover Gran Apache for three! That was an odd finish.

Gran Apache need an explanation on how he lost, and he's having a hard to believing it.

Match 2: Devil Rocker, Machine Rocker, Soul Rocker vs Fenix, Freelance, Samurai del Sol
Arena Naucalpan, 09/28/2012

Winner: Infierno Rockers
Match Time: 12:03
Rating: great
Notes: Infierno en el Rockers come thru the crowd with their fire torches, but blow them on the steps. Referee is Piero.

Freelance and Machine to start, with Freelance having the better of armdrags before some zero pins. Fenix springboard flips in to face Devil. Devil armdrags Fenix around. Announcers have some much more to say about Samurai del Sol then Fenix; I presume Samurai del Sol has a wikipedia page and Fenix does not. Fenix armdrags Devil out and poses. Soul in and shoving down Sol. Yea, let's not do that. Soul stands at Samurai's feet, Samurai kips up into a headscissors. Flipping run, both yell at each other, Samurai dropkicks Soul into the corner. Corner charge, Samurai flips off Soul's chest, moonsault slam, kick to the spine by Samurai. Whip, reversed, Samurai grabs the ropes, Soul charges, flipped to the apron, air guitar, but Samurai just kicks him in the head to send him off. Samurai flips off the ring post into an armdrag on Soul on the floor, outstanding. Freelance and Devil in, springboard headscissors sends Devil away. Chop to the chest, run up top the ropes, stand on the ropes for a springboard overhead headscissors. Soul surprises Freelance with a dropkick, knocking him clear out of the ring, and plays air guitar. He can't believe the people aren't cheering for him. Snap mare, Freelance flips and rolls out of it, Soul misses a charge and Freelance superkicks him. Freelance tossed to the top rope, moonsault armdrag from there. Freelance off the ropes, headscissors sends Soul out. Machine in and shoving freelance from behind, then clotheslining Freelance right on the back of his head! That was scary. Machine misses a clothesline, Samurai backflips out of a trip, machine misses, and Freelance gives him a flipping armdrag into a spinning headscissors. Freelance runs up the corner, off with a headscissors to the floor, sending Machine into the barricade. Crowd is LOUD and should be. Fenix in, but the living Machine are conferencing. Soul elected, and chopping with Fenix. Shove, Fenix kips up and shoves Fenix down. Whip, Fenix runs the ropes, Soul flapjack turned into an armdrag. Fenix kinda flipped in mid air to pull that off. High knee for Devil as he charges in, and then a rolling over the back armdrag. Fenix kicks over souls head, grabs his leg, and throws it into Devil. Machine in, Fenix grabs him in the middle the other two, and drops him with a Gori Bomb onto Devil. Devil and Machine argue and fight a bit. Machine stays in, but not for long. Flipping armdrag sends him out. Flipping run, pose. Tag to Samurai, but the Rocker are planning on the outside. Samurai top con giro to the floor , but Machine catches him and powerbombs him hard into the ringpost! Rockers lay out the other técnicos with plastic chairs. Crowd chanting “LUCHA EXTREMA” very loud. Plastic chair in the ring, Machine off the ropes, double stomp to the back. Piero trying to get only one Rocker in. Can't get hat, but can send the chair out. Freelance in and slapped by the Rockers. Crowd chanting for Freelance. Whip, big double backdrop on Freelance. Whip, Freelance draped over the top rope, and Soul lands a guillotine splash. Crowd boos. Fenix tries coming in hitting everyone, but only gets knocked down and stomped. Whip, bounce off the ropes, Fenix lands on his feet, Machine murders Fenix with a clothesline. That is the ugliest clothesline bump I've seen since the Freelance one. Rockers drag Fenix and Toss him hard into the barricade. Tecnicos are a mess. Machine pulls Samurai in. Fenix brought in, whipped, grabs the ropes, then kicks Machine. Other two miss a clotheslines, other técnicos in with springboard clotheslines and dropkicks. Fenix dropkick Machine. Rockers all signed up opposite camera side, técnicos all in the ring. Dives? Yes, but they're spacing them out. Samurai Brillo tornillo onto Machine (literally on top of him.), Freelance tope con giro up the stairs. Fenix is last – huge tope con giro into the crowd! That one gets the crowd to chant for Fenix. Machine Rocker back in, but missing a discus clothesline on Freelance. Freelance headscissors, Machine blocks, Freelance turns it into a torito roll, one two NO. Freelance miss a clothesline, Machine slaps him, Machine runs up the ropes but misses his corner tope. Freelance runs, Machine catches him, rolling German suplex! Freelance landed right on his head, again. One two three.

Semental/Machine – no sleeves

Tito/Soul – one sleeve

Tigre/Devil – two sleeves

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Backstage, Fabi Apache yells at the other Apaches for the other behavior. Gran Apache says Atomic Boy doesn't show enough respect for him. Fabi says he shouldn't, and they say she's going with Cuervo without the rest of the family. Gran Apache insists on being called “maestro de maestros”. Fabi doesn't understand why they don't like Cuervo, but it's either him or them, and Fabi's not choosing them.

Match 3: Monster Clown, Murder Clown, Psycho Clown vs Cien Caras Jr., Hijo de Máscara Año 2000, Trauma I
Arena Naucalpan, 09/28/2012

Winner: Psycho Circus
Match Time: 12:20
Rating: OK
Notes: Fans are happy to see Team IWRG. Trauma and Cien have their belts, though Jesus can't quite identify them. Fans chant more for Psycho Circus then I'd expect. Copetes is referee.

Trauma and Psycho start slapping each other, so they'll start. Armdrags face and force, Trauma casadora armdrags him away. Psycho right back up and mostly missing a dropkick. Cien Caras oddly buts in, tells Trauma to take a break, and shoves Psycho. Trauma leaves, though he's about confused as I am. Crowd loud for Psycho. Battling armdrags and trips to a face off, which is broken up by Mascara and Trauma running into attack. Clowns all knocked down and choked. Monster and Murder stomped and thrown out. Psycho kicked in the middle section pressed, and knocked off by a Mascara missile dropkick. Corner clothesline for Monster, then a slingshot into a fireman's drop and a Mascara top rope splash. No hold for pin. Murder in but contained. Whip, double hiptoss. Something more is shown, but we see the very loud crowd instead. Mini Clown in and stomped down. Monster turns around a whip to give Mascara a quebradora, then takes care of the other two on a missed charge. He needs no help but the others arrive to slap and kick the IWRG guys. Crowd now booing the Clowns. Mascara is belted hard in the back, which wins some support back. Cien takes a belt shot to the chest. Mini Clown over for a flying sit on Cien, the whips Murder in the same. Mascara takes a slingshot into a belt shot and a legdrop from Murder. Trauma in, ready to take everyone on with chops. They all forearm and kick him down. Low blow dropkick for him. Psycho and Monster off the ropes, but pulled out by the Dinamitas and rammed into each other. IWRG guys pull chairs out of the crowd to use on the clowns. Traumas holds Murder for a while, waiting for his partners to come back in, and they chop him down by mistake. IWRG team rallies to dropkick Murder Clown in the corner, then headbutts Mini Clown when he tries to get involved. Mini pressed, and gently thrown onto Psycho and Monster, who sort of watch him and drop him. Murder back in and clotheslining Máscara and win. Mini back in for a boost dropkick that doesn’t budge the rudos, but Murder's dropkick knocks the others out. Trauma in, Murder clothesline misses, Murders lifts him up, but Trauma headscissors him. Murders get in a big boot to knock him down. Murder presses Trauma, and tosses him onto the other IWRG guys. Mini Clown tries a tope, rudos catch him and tosses him into the crowd, Monster and Psycho tope them into the barricade. Mascara left in and dropkicking Murder into the corner. Murder’s been in the ring for a while. Máscara tries to slam Murder, Murder is too big, Murder slams Mascara instead. Murder to the middle rope. Mascara punches him and climbs up. More punches, all the way up, Mascara says this is it, Murder blocks the 'rana and powerbombs him good. Psycho frog splash, one two three.

Cien runs in back in, stomping and punching Psycho Clown before he can get up. Everyone, wrestlers and announcers, total ignore it everyone else, including the announcers and wrestler sin the ring. Cien takes Psychos' mask before everyone picks up on it. Angles only for the live show! Cien's challenge to Psycho runs under the replays; they don't bother to mute it out, but they also talk right over it and do their best to ignore it

Heroes Inmortales: Bizarros vs Perros cage match lineup.

Match 4: Daga, el Hijo del Perro Aguayo, Teddy Hart vs Jack Evans, Juventud Guerrera, Ozz
Arena Naucalpan, 09/28/2012

Winner: Perros
Match Time: 9:47
Rating: ok/good
Notes: Ozz is in his Bizarro shirt. Juvi has his belt. Taya is busy dancing and almost gets run over by Daga. Piero is ref.

Jack works over Teddy with kicks, Teddy catches one,e ye rakes, and European uppercuts him. Stomps and such. These guys seem like they're moving slow for some reason. Backslide spot gets edited out. Jack backflip kicks Teddy to drop him. High kick misses, back suplex is flipped out of, Jack trips up Teddy with a kick, stands on him, and off with a shooting star senton. Jack stares at the rudo corner, then adds a quebrada. No pin, Teddy rolls out, Jack tag out. Juvi and Daga in, and Juvi arguing. Juvi lands a kick, but Daga get the better of a longer counter sequence with a Northern Lights suplex. Juvi stops him, trips him backwards for a backbreaker then tosses him over his head for an exploder like suplex. Taya and Juvi argue, Taya gets a face first of turnbuckle. Ozz and Perro get into a chop battle, Perro wins with a blatant foul, Piero insists it was legal. Rudos slowly start the beatdown. Perro powerbombs Jack with a chair, breaking it. Perro walks Ozz around ringside and throws him into the seats. Juvi's held over the ropes for Taya to slap for a bit, but the técnicos trip up Perro when he tries for for more. Juvi wipes out Taya with a pescado as the others fight around ringside. Everyone settles down to their corners, and Jack and Daga are left in. Daga fights with forearms, Jack shoulderblocks him down, Daga kips up and spits at him. Jack fights Daga with leg kicks and a spinning heel kick to the head, but Daga comes back with his own superkick. Jack flips off him to the apron, then front flips in over him. Dropkick sends Daga out. Jack bounces, runs, slide, Daga stops him and suplexes him into the barricade. That was nice. Jack checks his ankles. Ozz in – Ozz tornillo (“OZZ DRIVER!”) sends both Daga and Ozz into the crowd. Fans clear out, and Juvi topes - well, really Ozz, Daga wasn't in the area code. I don't know, Juvi. They end up all in the seats too. Jack springboard planchas the pile. Teddy's turn, moonsault over the barricade and into the crowd. Perro – just punches Jack a lot. That's probably the way to go. Perro pulls Ozz back in and walks around as the fans chant his name. Corner whip, corner clothesline, Perros misses the charge, Ozz tease the rights pull, and Taya attacks him from behind. Ozz grabs her, and clotheslines Taya badly. Ozz calls for the Ozz Driver – Ozz Driver on Taya, right on her head. Ozz poses, Perro dropkicks him, puts him in the corner of the ring, then stands him up. Whip, Ozz kips up, Perro with a big spinebuster. Ozz dragged in position, Perro up top, double stomp. Jack tries to break up the pin, but can't get there in time, and Perro gets three.

Taya dances around, completely fine after being dropped on her head thirty seconds ago. Sucks to be Ozz. (She does remember to grab her head after.) Perro tries to start a promo, but Teddy needs to piledriver Jack first. Now you can go on and call the Bizarros and the Sect wannabe Perros. Perro says the catchphrase, but he's interrupted by Cibernético's music. Cuervo, Escorpion, Espiritu, Billy and Cibernético clear the ring with a few chairs. That doesn’t take long, giving Cibernético plenty of time to introduce the band. Jack is with them, but standing a bit a way. Perros throw a chair in the ring, while the Bizarros throw chairs at Perros (but really at the ropes, so there's no danger of them leaving the ring and hitting the crowd. Perros pose on the stairs, then Perro Junior starts throwing drinks at the ring. Bizarros chase the Perros up the stairs.

Match 5: Dr. Wagner Jr., El Mesías, La Parka vs Máscara Año 2000 Jr., Texano Jr., Toscano
Arena Naucalpan, 09/28/2012

Winner: Consejo
Match Time: 22:30
Rating: ok
Notes: Consejo enter with their belts and their monkey. Monkey has a cowboy hat! Mascara wears his mask. Their graphic doesn't mention being trios champs, alas. Mesías has his title. Wagner has a Mascara mask around his neck, which great angers Mascara. Referee is Copetes.

Mesías and Texano mat wrestle to start, and end up with shoves and tags out. Mascara, still wearing his mask, and Wagner chop each other. Mascara punches a lot in Wagner's midsection, Wagner makes like he's Marco and doesn't budge, then discus clotheslines Mascara for a two count. Mascara kicks Wagner until Wagner catches him, but forearms out of the twister. Corner whip, charge in, no one home. Wagner running tornado DDT. Wagner lets the people know he's going for the mask, but Toscano breaks it up with a kick. Parka in to deal with him, mostly by avoiding Toscano's shots, and causing he and Texano to hit each other. Máscara comes in, gets sunset flipped into a kick as well, and his partners chop him on purpose after too many friendly fire hits. Mascara, Texano and Parka all argue with Toscano. Consejo get it together and pound Parka, but Parka turns the table and has them beating up Toscano. Parka busies himself fighting the monkey, until Consejo gets their act together. The back of Parka mask flips over the front of his head somehow, so he just keeps it in front of his face and struts back to his corner to pose. Consejo are really fearsome playing to Parka's comedy. The Monkey grabs on to Parka's legs, but Parka kicks him loose a couple times. Parka backs up his corner, turns the monkey around, and kicks him away. That was no Monito spot! Toscano and Mesías in and chopping, Toscano misses a clothesline, Mesías shoulderblocks him. Toscano escapes a press, but runs into the urange. Mascara breaks the pin. Máscara corner charge, corner clothesline. Máscara charges Mesías in the other corner, and runs right into Mesías' boot. Mesías slowly kicks Mascara around. Crowd shot, and sudden break; I think they were just waiting for Andres to finish a sentence before editing it in.

Texano and Mesías back in, Texano slapping Mesías. Whip, Texano tries a clothesline, Mesías hooks his arm, Texano swings with the leg arm, Mesías hooks that too. Texano headbutts Mesías in the chest a few times, and there's nothing much Mesías can do to block that. Texano break free, off the ropes, into a kick and a neckbreaker. Mesías poses, goes up, top rope elbow drop lands. Consejo break up the pin too. Técnicos come in, look, and then decide to kick the técnicos. Crowd boos a bit, but the Wagner chant comes in later and longer. Wagner chases Mascara around, still wanting to unmasking him, but Mascara slides out and in to tag out to Toscano. Toscano chops Wagner down, no matter how many push up Wagner does. Wagner kicks Toscano to stop the chops, but Toscano trips him in the corner for more chops. Wagner turns the table for his own, ripping Toscano's shirt in the process. Wagner bounces off the ropes for a big shot, but Texano hits him. Whip, double big boot. Texano spits at Mesías before going back to his corner, then then runs around and comes back in. Corner whip sets Texano on the top rope, Wagner grabs at him, Toscano this Wagner. Wagner fights him and goes up again, but Toscano pulls him down again. This time, Wagner rams Toscano into Texano's crotch. They free themselves, Wagner runs Texano into Toscano to send one rudo out, and gives a quebradora to the other. Mascara in on Wagner, Wagner drops him with a Samoan drop, and goes for the mask again. He gets it this time, and Mascara rolls out covering his face. He must remember he's been on TV unmasked for weeks, because he gives it up. All six guys fight in the ring, Consejo randomly getting an edge now. Maybe that mask was holding them back! Texano Skandalo-style low blow dropkick to Parka, complete with the stomps. Changuito on the middle rope for a splash. Tapatia/kick to the face spot looks real good, and Changuito adds a foul on Mesías. Mascara smacks Wagner in the back with a chair, which somehow gets a replay. Mesías sidesteps a corner charge to start the comeback. Parka double clotheslines too, catches Mascara kick and hands over the leg for Wagner's Twister. Mesías backcrakcer on Toscano, and kick to send Texano out. Mesías and Wagner pose together. Parka seems totally confused, as if they missed a spot or something. He slides thru the ropes to kick at the Consejo guys, walks around the outside, and then back in. Consejo regroup on the outside. Jesus calls Changuito “Zacarias”. Uhhh. Changuito huddles with the Consejo until Wagner walks over and kicks him in the face. Consejo and técnicos brawl a bit more stall a bit more. I don't know why this is going on. Changuito is now eating small bananas. Wagner goes after him in the corner with a dropkick, and pulls off his cowboy hat. Wagner does not put the cowboy hat on, which is tragic. Replay of the dropkick. This is three minutes of time killing since the técnicos posed. Changuito is taken to the back. Mascara and Wagner exchange chops, clotheslining, and dramatic posing. Mascara knocks over Wagner with a pump kick in his general area. A move is called “superkick of the knees”. It's a dropkick. This needs to end, for all of us. Mascara rolls out, Wagner punches Texano so he can go out to the apron tope con giro from there. Toscano trips up Mesías, elbow drops, and legdrops him, but Mesías gets right up and throws Toscano down hard. Mesías poses, and Texano shoves him down. Parka armdrags Texan around, Texano pull up on armdrags and kicks Parka in the bad arm. Parka is slow up, Texano picks him up, gentlest Samoan drop in the world. One two Parka gets a shoulder up. That was absurd. Mesías lays Texan out with a big spear. One two rope grab. Mesías front suplex on Texano, then he points up. Top rope splash misses, Texano moves out of the way. Texano calls this it, Tornado Texano. One two three. No reaction.

Announcers are busy crediting the production crew, and don’t really care about Texano whipping Mesías with the bullrope post match. Priorities!