Felino joins the announcers.
Match 1: Dalis la Caribeña, Dark Angel ©, Estrellita vs Amapola ©, Princesa Sugheit, Zeuxis
Arena Mexico, 08/19/2011
Winner: técnicas (2-1)
Match Time: 12:39
Notes: Estrellita is dressed up like Smurfette this week. I thought it was a nurse outfit at first, then I understood the blue underneath. Dark Angel has a body suit that looks mesh in areas, and vaguely superheroic. Zeuxis has her Puerto Rico flag, and they still can't spell her name. Referee is Bestia Negra.
1: Zeuxis & Dalis start, and stop with the mat wrestling early on. The chop fight is slightly better. Zeuxis pulls off a rope flip armdrag, and Dalis yells for no obvious reason. Cameraman opts to zoom in on Dalis' mouth when calling spots, which is really obvious even not on a zoom. Battle over a cradle is just two counts. Zeuxis jumps into a powerslam that Dalis can just barely finish, and then gets out before any more. Those two got 2:40, which is probably going to be 1/4th of the match. JCR wastes no time in bring up Sugheit taking Dark Angel's mask match as they start. They have a quick back and forth, including Dark Angel flipping out of a monkey flip but running into a flapjack on the top turnbuckle. Sugheit pulls Dark Angel around by the air, but Dark Angel fies up, clotheslines her, and dropkicks her into the front row. Estrellita and Amapola run the ropes until Amapola just spears here. Corner whip, Estrellita leaps to the apron, smacks Amapola into the apron, and jumps off – top rope armdrag. Estrellita fights Amapola way and goes over to the ropes for a middle rope headscissors. Something on the run is blown, and Amapola escapes Estrellita's casadora. Sugheit kicks Estrellita, then kicks Dark angle as she jumps in. Rudas get submission holds all at the same time.
2: Rudas kick around the tecnicas. Dalis takes a less than stellar bump on a full nelson bomb. Amapola wheelbarrows Dark Angel for Zeuxis' frontcracker. Estrellita tripped and kicked. Rudas hold her over the ropes so Amapola can dropkick her to the ramp. Dalis starts the back with a run up the ropes plancha, then all the técnicas beat all the rudas at once. No time between then plancha and the finishes.
3: Sugheit steals the card here, but doesn't get to spin before Amapola takes it away and makes her focus on the match. Sugheit is not pleased. Meanwhile, Zeuxis takes Estrellita's armdrags and headscissors. Estrellita does her dance, and Sugheit kicks her and mocks her, both many times. Estrellita armdrags Sugheit, but misses a dropkick and Sugheit kicks her in the back side one more time. Dalis in, but Sugheit tells her to back up. Dalis does a cartwheel instead. Sugheit kicks her. Why must everyone annoy Princesa Sugheit! Dalis telegraphs a ducks, and gets in kicks and a springboard armdrag. Slow quebradora takes care of Sugheit. Amapola dropkicks Dalis, but runs in other boos in the corner. Dalis run up the ropes armdrag sends Amapola across the ring, but she stops Dalis by just pulling her down by the hair. That didn't look quite right either. Amapola whips Dalis, Dalis slide out and leads her on a chase, which ends with – a tag to Dark Angel. Okay. They face off and shove. Dark Angle springboard headscissors, springboard plancha misses. Double underhook, Dark Angel escapes, Dark Angel double chickenwing, Amapola fights it, Sugheit tries to kick it apart and gets her partner. Dark Angel boost dropkicks Sugheit out, waves, runs, and lands the top on Sugheit, sending her into the front row for the second time this match. Zeuxis flips Dalis to the apron. Dalis lightly slaps her back, then climbs out up and planchas the two on the floor. They get back up right away, because Zeuxis is heading up – Zeuxis moonsault to the floor! Amapola runs, but Estrellita cuts her of with a plancha. Estrellita hammerlocks Amapola, and lifts her up in a spinning hammerlock submission, Lady Apache's move. Amapola gives.
Tecnicas have a dance party in the ring after the match.
Match 2: Ángel de Oro, Atlantis ©, Delta vs Mr. Niebla, Naito ©, Negro Casas
Arena Mexico, 07/15/2011
Winner: rudos (2-1)
Match Time: 20:39
Notes: Monito is with the técnicos. Naito dances out with Peste Negra, wearing the Niebla Afro. Zacarias won't stop dancing, and Negro just gives up on him. Tirantes is referee. Atlantis is laying down outside the ring for some reason – the rudos hit him, but we missed it.
1: Niebla and Angel de Oro start, with Niebla doing an odd amount of mat wrestling. Niebla holds Angel de Oro in a kneebar and they get in a chop fight there, then get up and bump chests before fighting more. Niebla's thrown a little bit, and tags out. Naito tries to talk Zacarias into going in instead of him, but no such luck. Delta in for the técnicos. Delta and Naito take turns rolling out of armbars, though Delta does a bit more. Naito leans on the ropes, and Atlantis kicks them. Naito bends Delta ll the over on a wristlock, Delta bends back and hiptosses Naito. Naito with a snap mare and a chinlock. Wrong company! Delta escapes quick, and pumphandles to an armdrag on the other side. Naito finds himself in the wrong corner and very confused. Lockup, Naito rolls thru a double armbar for a double wristlock, Delta escapes one and fireman's carry Naito over for an armbar. Delta flips out on an armbar only to get caught into a wristlock and hiptossed. This is a lot of wrestling in the first fall already. Tags, though Negro is in no hurry to face Atlantis. Negro stalls on the ramp, fakes coming in a few times, and then does a cartwheels on the ramp. I guess Negro attacks him before the match, but for no particular reason. Negro comes in, just in time for Niebla to attack him for behind. Rudos clear out the técnicos and beak them outside while Negro and kicks and headbutts Zacarias. Zach runs across the ring, and stomps on Monito with some help from Naito. Meanwhile, Negro unties Niebla's mask. Negro takes Atlantis out and beats him with kicks and knees. Zac distracts Delta so the rudos can attack from behind. Niebla slaps Delta round, while Negro headbutts Angel de Oro. Corner whip, corner clothesline. Atlantis storms back in, but Naito slaps him and Negro headbutts him. Negro DDT on Atlantis in the center of the ring. Zac goes after Monito again, then Negro pulls Zac of so he can get in his own shots. Zac wipes his backside on Angel de Oro's face, then gleefully skips away. 619 to Angel de Oro! Naito slams Delta, and Zac runs in to senton him, while Niebla does a middle rope senton on Angel de Oro for a pin. Announcers think the fall is over, but they still need to beat Delta. Naito over shoots the stardust press a little bit, but still covers for the pin.
2: Rudos kick around Atlantis. Niebla asks Delta for a handshake forever. Delta takes off his glove, and then gets clipped by Naito. Rudos hold Atlantis again so Negro can go after his mask again. Negro clotheslines him hard in the corner, then backs up for another, but Atlantis quebradoras him other. Tecnicos springboard dropkick the other técnicos. Crowd is into this. Tecnico brawling, including Niebla and Delta going into the crowd – I guess you can do that when there are no barricades. Naito begs off from Delta back in the ring, but Delta still slaps him. Atlantis beat Negro around ringside and into the announce desk. Delta grabs Zac, and Monito gets in a dropkick that we mostly miss for seeing Atlantis kick Negro in the face repeatedly. Delta gives Naito the back mounted backcracker, Niebla and Angel de Oro have a double ducks down and Angel de Oro dropkicks Niebla out to set up a tope into the seats. Oh, right, Naito's the captain.
3: Zacarias is entrances by the card girl. Niebla slaps around Angel de Oro, but Oro flips and cartwheels on out of a corner whip, and flips of a Niebla boost. Niebla sets Oro up on the second rope, and Angel de Oro jumps over his back to headscissors him. Delta DDTs Negro and headscissors Niebla. Niebla and Delta have a chop fight, won by Negro kicks to the chest. Negro runs off the ropes, but Delta gets behind him and clotheslines him. Naito catches a clothesline and turns it into a weird neckbreaker, then does the Niebla pose! Niebla approves. Delta comes back with a back spin headscissors. Atlantis in, and Zacarias in to fight him. Atlantis doesn't know what to make of this, but offers a handshake and tells him to fly out of here. Zacarias is shocked the fans are chanting mean things at him and sadly leaves. Naito in and acting weird. Negro tries to sneak behind Atlantis in the meantime. Crowd chants for Atlantis, much to Naito's confusion. Shoving, Naito kicks, forearms to the back. Off the ropes, shoulderblock. Off the ropes, waved by and thrown a long way on an hiptoss. Dropkicks sends him out. Niebla in and clotheslining Niebla. Niebla chops and slaps Atlantis, then goes into the full Niebla dance. Spit is – caught on the mask, ew. Niebla is amused, and dropkick out. Crowd is amused. Why is Naito laying on the floor? Negro clotheslines Atlantis form behind, Delta springboard dropkicks him, Niebla rushes in and slaps him, and Angel de Or misses a dropkick on Naito. Rudos grab the técnicos and whip them at each other. They just fall down. Rudos whip Delta, Angle de Oro flips him in place, and Delta boosts Oro into a boost dropkick. Tecnicos run and lay out the rudos with dual tope con giros. Negro and Atlantis in and running around. Slap fight, forearm fight, Negro runs into a quebradora. Atlantis kicks the ropes and slaps the top rope, he's a bit too fired up. Negro heel kick, DDT no, Atlantis escapes into a full nelson. Tirantes looks away, Negro pulls off the mask from behind and rolls up Atlantis, one two three. Felino is so thrilled that he breaks everyone's eardrums.
Negro skips around the ring and celebrates with Zac. The highlights package does get Monito's dropkick