Match 1: Fabi Apache & Lolita vs Sexy Lady & Sexy Star
Gimnasio Agustín Millán, 07/13/2012
Winner: técnicas
Match Time: 11:50
Rating: good
Notes: Sexi Star has her title. Tirantes is ref. Announcers go right into the Mascara vs Wagner talk.
Lady and Apache start, and Lady manages not to get totally shown up, so victory there. Lolita and Star are fine together. Lolita headscissors Star out and celebrate, Lady shoves her down, Fabi kicks her, and Tirantes pulls Fabi away by the hair. So, the usual. Rudas take over,, with choking and armstreching. Sexy Lady pulls of a headscissors into a backcracker at least as well as Argenis does. The Sexys don’t have much the way in double teams here, though there is a spot where Lady dropkicks Fabi behind and Star adds a faceslam after a pause. Lolita is seated dropkicked off the apron. Sexy Lady lands a lame corner clothesline, so bad that it must've been intended to miss, and since they repeat the bit with it missing and Star kicking her, maybe it was. Apache quebradoras Star while Lolita faceslams Lady. They're all not on the same page for a moment: Lolita whips Sexy Lady, who almost runs into Fabi, and then Fabi kicks the ruda before Lolita can do her move. Tecnicas regroup the only way they know how, threatening to beat up Hijo de Tirantes for no particular reason.
Everyone back to their corners, Star and Fabi doing the usual to a casadora armdrag. Lolita and Lady start of not strong, Lolita trying a drop down Sexy Lady slide dropkicking over her somehow. Sexy Lady armbar turned into a running flipping Lolita armdrag, then a run up the corner armdrag sends Lady out. Lolita dances, rudas regroup then walk in the ring, técnicas dropkick them both. All four in, Fabi puts Sexi Star in a figure four, but Sexy lady breaks it up. Sexy gives Lolita a double Russian legsweep, but Fabi recovers to missile dropkick them both. Lady goes out, and Lolita top con giros her thru the ropes. Sexi Star swinging fisherman's suplex looks like the timing is off, can only get two. Sexi complains picks Fabi up, and Fabi breaks free, evasion goes on for a while, and ends with Star surprisingly doing a tope con giro thru the ropes onto the other two on the floor. Fabi goes for a dive, but Tirantes cuts her off. Sexy lady comes back in and Fabi kicks her, but Tirantes pulls Fabi back from more. Lady dropkicks, and Tirantes takes it. Fabi reverse rolling armscissors on Sexy Lady, but there's no there to register the submission. Oh, wait, now he's up and registering it. An odd finish! Fabi kicks at Tirantes anyway.
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Perro Aguayo and Mesías go face to face. Perro plays the “you're not Mexican” card again, which greatly upsets Mesías. And then they talk over each a lot. Perro Aguayo sets down the rules of lucha libre, and Mesías will be giving him the title. He's the high of a legend. Somehow this turns into intensely yelling catchphrases.
Mesías removed his sling, beat up the Perros with his bad arm.
Highlights of Dorian and Kurt's promo from last week.
Borasch interviews Dixie Carter – in Spanish! At least for a while. She congrats Marislea for her “triple AH”'s 20th anniversary and says Jeff & Karen have been misrepresenting TNA's relationship with AAA. TNA respects with AAA, and she'll handle the Jarretts if they keep it up.
AAA wrestlers are doing a meeting on August 1st. Too late for you if you're reading this.
Promo: Toscano, Texano, and Semental are amused by the idea of teaming with someone the level of Octagon. Octagon isn't up to their standards, for sure, but he can take care of Parka while they deal with the clowns.
Match 2: Monster Clown, Murder Clown, Psycho Clown vs Máscara Año 2000 Jr., Texano, Toscano
Gimnasio Agustín Millán, 07/13/2012
Winner: Consejo
Match Time: 13:29
Rating: good
Notes: Mascara carries a small ladder with him. Consejo wear their belts upside down. Mini Clown dances out with a trash can lid. Consejo rush the Clowns while they're bopping around ringside, using the belts where possible. Piero is ref.
Consejo take out the Clowns quick, as the announcers plug the TripleMania match with these two teams. Monster takes a corner low blow dropkick. Corner clotheslines for Psycho. Murder slapped around and clotheslined out. Consejo kick around the other two clowns and go for dropkick on them, but Murder pulls out Mascara and the other Clowns catch the other técnicos in quebradora. Murder presses Mascara up for dropkick from the others, just holding him up long enough. That was a strain. Murder gives Texano a chair to shot to he head, though gets his head up. Slingshot legdrop for Texano too, Murder coming down on Texano. Clowns slap Toscano with Monster's belt, then pull off the flying sit. Mascara comes back in, evades Psycho, and gets Monster to dropkick Murder out. Máscara kicks Monster, lifts him up, then falls backwards and drops Monster over the top rope. If thats' what that was suppose dot be, it looked all sorts of clumsy. Monster kicks back and turns an armdrag into a half crab, but Texano breaks it up with a wacky eye poke (and a less wacky kick.) Crowd chanting for the Psychos loudly as Monster slaps Texano. Corner whip, Texano back elbow, Monster back flip (!), Texano leg lariat, Psycho stomps to break it up, swinging around the belt at Consejo and the refs in the process. Texano stops that with a kick to the back, then gets the bullrope form Toscano. Swing, and a miss. Psycho casadora, Texano escapes, Psycho pulls down the trunks. Texano runs into a flapjack, and Psycho whips him with his own belt. Toscano runs in hammers Psycho from behind. Whip, reversed, Toscano 'rana, one two NO. Crowd chants for Psycho again. Toscano drop toe hold, casita, one Murder breaks up the pin. Murder Gori Special! Murder spins around until Consejo stop and kick him down. Toscano gets free, but is dizzy. Other Clown sis clothesline, Consejo put on time killing holds, Toscano escape a slam, kicks, slam of his own – no, Murder falls on top, Consejo start to break it up but get cradled one two NO. CMLL near falls, I see. Consejo hurt Psycho and Monster, then put Murder in a corner. Corner whip, Toscano whipped in, tossed to the apron and kicked off. Texano just spears the post on the miss, and Máscara runs into a boot. Psycho and Monster dive thru the corner to land topes. Mascara goes up for a dive, but Murder picks him off – big powerbomb. Murder goes to the corner, but Texano and Toscano trip him up, They take turns chopping Murder and climb up. Other clowns there – ah, it's time for the usual stacked up superplex. Mascara does NOT come inf or the plash, but breaks up the pins when the Clowns cover Toscano and Texano. Crowd shot. Mascara and Murder left standing, then not standing due to simultaneous elbow smashes. They both roll out. Monster, Texano and Toscano in, Monster missing the dropkick and getting kicked out. Psycho in and chopped hard by Texano. Texano goes back the other way, jump to the apron, goes for an Asai, and gets yanked off by Monster. Psycho flipped to the apron, Toscano forearm blocked, Psycho slaps him away, Psycho goes up, top rope plancha to Toscano on the floor. Texano almost landed on the ladder, which would explain it being there. Texano and Psycho fight on the outside, and Monster backdrops Toscano into a pescado onto both of them. Monster adds his own slingshots tope con giro. It's all down to Mascara and Murder, for at least the third time. Murder has the strong chops. Press slam by Murder, off the ropes, splash, no one home. Mascara fired up, back heel trip clothesline. Mascara up top, flying nothing into a choke. Texano distracts Piero, Mascara fouls Murder, slams him, goes up top, and lands the top rope splash. That should do it. One two three.
Toscano is down near the steps, that's no good. Texano takes care of the other two clowns b y himself (and his bullrope.) Mascara dumps Mini Clown in the center of the ring, and they both celebrate.
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Match 3: Cibernético & Jack Evans vs Héctor Garza & Teddy Hart
Gimnasio Agustín Millán, 07/13/2012
Winner: tecnicos
Match Time: 6:49
Rating: ok
Notes: Hijo de Tirantes walks out with the Perros. Cibernético walked down the stairs like a normal person! That's not like him. He's wearing a Secta shirt this week and facepaint over one eye, and they seem to have given him a cover of Seek and Destroy. Rudos jump the técnicos, almost taking out Jesus.
Rudos stomp down the técnicos. Jack gets in some shots on Teddy, but Garza kicks him from behind to take care of that. They keep Cibernético out, the best for everyone. Corner spear by Teddy on Jack. Cibernético slides in to be stomped for a while. Ciber does reverse a Teddy whip and clotheslines him, but Garza takes him out a knee to the back. Garza promptly misses a corner charge and gets his trunks pulled, which is blurred instead of cut away from this week. Teddy stomps Cibernético out of the ring, then goes out himself to toss Jack onto the barricade. Garza slowly kicks Cibernético around. Teddy moonsaults on Jack from the barricade. Back inside, Cibernético clothesline Garza, and they are replaying every Cibernético clothesline. Teddy takes care of Cibernético while we're watching the replay. Jack comes in and gets in some kicks on Teddy, but Tirantes distract him and Teddy kicks him back down. Punches for Cibernético. Crowd chanting for Cibernético. Whip, clothesline misses, clothesline for teddy, and takedown for Garza. Cibernético yells, and Teddy takes advantage to knee Cibernético and give him a backcracker. Was not expected that. Replay of Cibernetico's takedown. Back live, Jack springboards flips in over Teddy, then they sort of run into each other. Jack gets in a knee and a small package for two. Jack high kicks misses, Teddy sets up for a northern lights suplex but crushes Jack with an inverted atomic drop instead. Powerbomb backcracker, gets a replay. Back live, Garza is covering Jack, but can only get two. Whip, Jack rolls over Garza's back, toss up on the next pass, down with a headscissors. Jack runs, and does his dive onto Teddy (sort of, he as a bit too close.) Garza walks away, grabs Cibernético, and runs him into the post. Teddy in, and headscissors piledrivering him thru the ropes. Teddy tells Tirantes to counts one two NO. Teddy puts Jack up top, slaps him around, Jack fights him back, front superplex to toss Teddy off, Jack 450 splash, one two Garza pulls Jack off. Jack sets Teddy in the corner, 630 senton! One two three. No obvious reason why Garza didn't break it up that time, he was just out of position and lunged short.
Garza is up and attacking the técnicos in no time. Perro and Daga run out to help stomp down, though Garza's got this covered. Teddy starts to get up, then lays back down under the rope and has Teddy check on him. Mesías runs in and knocks out Daga with one chair shot. Garza flees. Perro is concerned, and Mesías points at him. Konnan runs in, Mesías turns to him, and Perro dropkicks Mesías from behind. The Perros stomp down Mesías, Perro choking him out. Jack's music plays all the way thru, and the Perros are bored and leaving by the time their music plays. It feels like this lasted longer than the LA Park bit last week, but that may be right.
Show recap. TripleMania promo.