Match 1: Mascarita Dorada vs Mini Psicosis for the AAA World Minis Championship
Plaza de Toros de Chilpancingo, Guerrero, 05/19/2012
Winner: Mini Psicosis
Match Time: 11:50
Notes: Octagoncito is Dorada's second. Mini Histeria is Mini Psicosis' second. Pepe Casas is the referee.
Circle. Psicosis throws Dorada by his mask. Lockup, Dorada waistlock, Psicosis spun and tripped. Psicosis trips up Dorada and goes for the kneebar. Dorada switches around to an armbar. Psicosis gets free, and Dorada rolls thru to the corner. Crowd chanting for Mascarita. More chain wrestling leading to a Dorada back mounted sleeper, that's occasionally a mask pull. Dorada can't get Psicosis down, but does get a sunset flip for two. Dorada roll up and over armdrag into a armscissors. Psicosis lifts him up by one arm, and Dorada scissors him back down. Again, but this time Psicosis falls down backwards for a big back suplex before Dorada can armscissors him. Loud chants still. Psicosis tosses Mascarita by his mask. Kick to his back. Corner whip, charge misses, Dorada off the ropes, back spin headscissors sends Psicosis out, and Dorada follows with a tope into an armdrag. Back in, Dorada plancha, shoulderblock, up the ropes and off with a springboard into a tope con giro in the ring. Crowd shot here, back to see Psicosis kicks Dorada thru the ropes. Histeria stomps him on the floor and throws him back in. Octagoncito protests, allows Psicosis to hold Dorada over the ropes for a Histeria kick. Psicosis goes after the mask, and redirects Pepe Casas to Octagoncito. It's taking forever for Psicosis to get the mask untied. Histeria comes in while the ref is distracted, and they table up for a double rebound hiptoss and kicks to the chest. Histeria flees, Psicosis covers with one knee, and gets a two count. Psicosis holds Dorada on the ropes again, and Histeria attack again. Crowd is riled up but it's not as interesting on TV. Psicosis distracts, and Histeria comes in for the backbreaker/legdrop combo. Psicosis puts on a chinlock, nice way to take advantage of the cheating. Whip, Dorada slide under a leapfrog, and back with na over the back armdrag. Dropkick and Psicosis is down. Dorada looks around, walks around, gets in position, off the ropes, into a Psicosis boot. Psicosis foes for the mask again. It's well untied already, don’t know why he's bothering. Psicosis casadora shoved off but back with a springboard reverse tope for two. Dorada landed right into the middle rope there, hopped back for the move. Dorada a dropkicks Histeria of the apron, and Octagón dives onto him. Psicosis kicks Dorada down in the meantime. Corner whip, Psicosis charge, Dorada moves, Psicosis posts himself and slowly goes to the outside. Dorada hops to the top rope, ringpost tope con giro looks good. Dorada walks back to the ring, while Histeria helps Psicosis return. Dorada springboard headscissors, off the ropes, Psicosis takes him down with a diving clothesline, one two no. Crowd loud for Mascarita. Psicosis distracted by the chant. Whip, satellite armbar screed up, and Dorada ajust has to armdrag Psicosis over. Dorada grabs Psicosis by his hair as the referee talks to Histeria gain. Psicosis finally pulls the mask, then lifts him up and martinetes him for good measure one two three.
Rudos celebrate as Octagoncito covers Dorada. They cut away before anyone else shows up.
Match 2: Sexy Star vs Cinthia Moreno, Fabi Apache, Lolita in chain match for AAA's Reina de Reinas championship
Plaza de Toros de Chilpancingo, Guerrero, 05/19/2012
Winner: Sexy Star
Match Time: 9:34
Rating: actively annoying
Notes: Cinthia brings a chair to the ring, maybe to let us know she's a ruda this week. Sexi Star has a boxing robe because why not, I guess. Hijo de Tirantes is referee. Jorge Sanchez belatedly enters the ring as Lucha Commissioner of Chilpancingo. Hijo de Tirantes explains the rules, though I'm pretty sure he just called the stipulation “lumberjack”. Very windy all the sudden. Not a joke, the girl's hairs are all blowing in the wind. Sexi Star is last to get her collar on, of course, and tries to see if she can get it around her thigh. Nope. Crowd chants for Fabi. Sexi's chained to Lolita, Cinthia's chained to Fabi.
Everyone fights off the whistle. Sexi tries to run to touch corners right away, but Lolita pulls her back after one. Nice try, though. Rudas kick down the técnicas. Sexi starts touching corners again, gets to three, and gets dropkicked by Fabi. Cinthia uses her hair, because you really need to use a chair in a chain match. It's not like you have chain sitting right there. Roll senton in the corner looks good. Fabi kicks Sexi down and touches three corners, but Lolita yanks her chain. These chains are soon to be hopelessly knotted together, I'm sure. Cinthia dropkicks Fabi out, slips under the rope to protect the chain, and pulls off an apron tope con giro from there. These are really long chains, probably the same ones they've been using in the six sided ring, but this is a smaller ring. Sexi tags three, gets pulled back. Whip, bad looking Lolita flapjack, though that wasn't her fault. She goes for the corners, but Sexi yanks her down. Cinthia has Fabi in, and is standing on the middle rope, punching her from behind. Fabi pulls her off to the mat. Fabi kicks Sexi, kicks Lolita, one two – and pulled back by Cinthia. Everyone hits Lolita for a moment. Cinthia slams Lolita and elbow drops her. Sexi kicks Fabi inside the the right. Cinthia goes to take a buckle, but Lolita pulls her down. A chain must be caught up, because Tirantes is obviously trying to untangle them. Lolita and Cinthia do a bulldog or something that doesn't look so good. Sexi does her usual corner stuff, which gets a big reaction. Sexi doesn't stag the corner she's at, but tags two more before Fabi and Cinthia stop her, and accidentally choke her with the chain. Sexi chokes with the chain in the corner while Fabi and Lolita hang in a corner for a second. They both go after Cinthia, but Cinthia kicks Lolita and tags her. Fabi trips up Cinthia. Konnan is out, hopefully to help untangle the chain. He's got the bat. Fabi whips Cinthia with the chain, then starts touching. One two - and Tirantes clothesline her. What a shocking turn of events. Cinthia side slams Lolita, tags two corner, then gets pulled back. Sexi is working to untie her collar, does so, and the announcers are too busy talking about Teddy Hart to notice it. Fabi kicks Sexi Star until she leaves, but gets stopped from a dive by Tirantes grabbing the chain. Cinthia and Lolita are killing time punching each other in the corner, though Cinthia seems very exasperated by something. Now Sexi is pulling her collar back on? Why she did take it off? I presume she was actually getting choked. Anyway, she's out of the way, Fabi's down,and Lolita has room t to do jumping armdrags on Cinthia. They could look better, but the chain is hindering things. Dropkick for Cinthia, touch one corner, and Lolita whips her as eh goes by. Finish this, already. Everyone kicks everyone, fans chant for Fabi. Everyone hits each other, then Sexi and Fabi just kind of getting out of the way so Cinthia can sort of missile dropkick Lolita. Senton, and to the corners. One, two, pulled down by Sexi. Fabi gives Sexi Devil's wings, slides under the ropes to the apron, and starts to head up, which seems like an amazingly poor idea with the chain under the bottom rope. Luckily, Cinthia cuts off Fabi with a forearm to the face, slides under to join her on the apron, and takes her down with a tope con giro. Cinthia pulls Fabi to the floor, and now they're both out of way. Lolita comes out to hit Cinthia with a chair, but Cinthia kicks her before she can and forearms her down. Cinthia can't do any more to Lolita, because hes doesn’t have any chain length to move any closer, so Cinthia walks Lolita back around the corner, throws her in, and Lolita comes around the other side close to Sexi. Lolita strays freed for a about one seconds before diving back thru to avoid a Cinthia chair shot. Sexi's up, but the now the chains are tied up and Sexi can't actually go anywhere unless Lolita gets closer. Lolita comes in and starts tagging corners, but gets kicked tripped (I guess, by Sexi.) Lolita gives Sexi a casadora armdrag and front cracker, then touches corner. One two three, Tirantes cuts her off, Lolita dropkick him, reaches for the fourth corner, and Konnan lightly taps her midsection with the bat. Lolita touched the fourth buckle on the way down, but I'm not sure it matters since the ref was down anyway. Sexi touches all four corners and celebrates. How does that work when ref is done? It apparently works, because they play Sexi's music and everyone celebrates. That's the dumbest thing in quite some time. Sexi jumps in Konnan's arms, then in Tirantes arm.
La Park visited disabled child Jose Luis. Cibernético is obviously there, but this is about how great Parka is so he's downplayed.
Top 5 hair losses at TripleMania (5 to 1)
Pirata Morgan loses his hair at TripleMania 9 in a chain match
Lady Apache & Electroshock shave themselves at TripleMania 12 to try and get out of a retirement stipulation
Zorro loses his hair at TripleMania XIV thanks to the sect. Mind controlled mask!
Kenzo Suzuki loses his hair at TripleMania 15
Mari Apache loses his hair at TripleMania 16, though Apache cuts his own hair in a failed attempt to get out of it.
Jeff Jarrett and Karen Jarrett blah blah blah. Jeff hopes Park had a good meal on his credit card and passport. Jeff: “I'll hire you, because I have plenty of Mexicans.” Yes, lawn care jokes. Jeff can't go 10 seconds without Karen screaming. Guitar to the head, mask off coming for LA Park. “See what I've got to live with?” OK.
Dorian talks about his feud with Joaquin. Dorian says he's responsible for every advance AAA's made, from the film to the internationalism. The what now? In the Noti AAA studios, Joaquin says Dorian does deserve some of the credit, but 100% of it like he's taking. It's a group effort. Joaquin would like to see other people from TNA besides Jeff and Karen. Joaquin wants Dorian to respect the fans and the people.
Psycho Circus and El Consejo talk about their trios title match.
Match 3: Monster Clown, Murder Clown, Psycho Clown vs Máscara Año 2000 Jr., Texano, Toscano for the AAA World Trios Championship
Plaza de Toros de Chilpancingo, Guerrero, 05/19/2012
Winner: El Consejo
Match Time: 10:21
Notes: Hijo de Tirantes is the ref, though he can't get to the ring because Toscano is too busy dancing. I think Toscano is introduced as “King Kong, the King of the Headlock”, but that can't be possibly correct. Mini Clown is with the Psychos. Monster Clown has stolen Fuego's jester hat. Director appears to not know which clean is which, based on his poor zooms. Jorge Sanchez back for the belt pose here too. Jesus tries to start an El Consejo chant, which makes no sense. Fans boo. No Consejo members but TMT, so far.
Seems like a clip to start. Psycho armdrags Texano around. Texano slaps him in the face, Psycho shoves him around. Toscano comes in with a lot of forearms and stomps for Psycho, Monster attacks him, Mascara attacks him, Murder attacks him. Consejo get the better of the group brawl. Two man tapatía on Murder setting up a kick to the face. Triple faceslam for Monster. Psycho ducks a double clothesline, and he and Monster spear the Toscano & Texano. Murder charges Máscara, and Máscara awkwardly falls down, Murder awkwardly throws himself out. Psycho and Monster kick Máscara out, then dropkick him off a Murder press. Mini Clown stomps on the rudo as well. Rudos pound Texano and give him the flying sit. Toscano slaps everyone, realizes no one of it worked, backs into Murder Clown and freaks out. Toscano ducks the double clothesline twice, and forearms Murder as his partner yank out the other two clowns. Toscano is doing well until he goes for the La Roca spit hand – Murder blocks it and slams him. Texano runs in, slam for him as well. Murder turns around to celebrate, which allows Máscara to sneak in and kick him as he turns around. Máscara tries to slam Murder, but Murder falls on top for two. Texano and Texano elbow drop their partner while trying to break it up, Murder goes for the big splash, Toscano & Texano move, poor Máscara takes it. Consejo break up the pin and keep the other clowns out. Double suplexes too near the ropes – Murder revers it to one of his own. Toscano doesn't land near where he needs to be (or Psycho is in the wrong corner to start with), so he wriggles on the mat in position for Psycho's top rope splash. Monster just covers Texano. Mascara breaks up before pins before a count, and dropkicks Murder. Mascara takes out the big man with a bodyscissors to the floor, and the other Consejo guys pound the other Clowns. Texano kicks Toscano in the face by accident, Psycho slaps Monster by accident. Psycho pulls Texano down by the hair and fires up. Crowd, has been into the show all night and is loud here. Texano misses a clothesline, Psycho powerslams him, one two Toscano legdrops the pin to break it up, though he's late enough that Tirantes has to hold up the count. Monster in and armdrag Toscano into a wristlock. Odd. Texano breaks that up with a kick. Toscano and Texano bounce off the ropes for clothesline, but Murder pulls them out, and Psycho and Monster tope them. Mascara in, and slowly stopping Murder Clown in the back. Everyone down on the floor, though Mini Clown is still jumping around and occasionally stomping people. Toscano flicks his knee pad, then turns and punches Murder while he's there. Murder and Máscara in, Murder gets Toscano in a time killing hold, Monster planchas Texano but gets thrown back into the hold to break it up. Consejo guys all hook the Psycho Clowns for their big moves (Texano Tornado, Toscano suplex, Mascara Año 2000 elbow driver) and all cover. One two kickout. Way to go. Not even a big kickout. Toscano charges Murder, and Murder tosses him to the floor. Other Consejo guys chop him as the other clowns clean out on their own. Corner whip, Toscano flips to the apron and back elbows down, Máscara charge into a press slam. Murder turns back to Texano, climbs the middle rope, pulls Texano up, but Toscano joins and stops him. Other clowns over to the corner, Mascara over, stacked up powerbomb, and everyone's down. Mini Clown fires up the crowd, then falls off the apron in the process. Everyone slowly up. Monster rolls out. Psycho dumps Texano, then moves out of the way as Murder clotheslines the other two out. Or tries to, Mascara can't get over on his own, so Murder scoops him up and tosses him out. Psycho top rope senton con giro onto Máscara and Toscano. Those three get up and brawl, and Murder top rope planchas them all. Texano and Monster back in. Chop fight, Monster oddly hesitates, Texano catches him with a urange backbreaker, one two Tirantes stops to argue with Mini Clown. Texano kicks the Clown off the apron, Monster inside cradle one two thr-NO. Tirantes is now fast counting the Consejo now. Hombre en Negro, holding a red cane, is walking to the ring. Monster gives Texano a reverses neckbreaker and covers, but stop covering at once as both he and Tirantes look at Hombre en Negro. Some how, despite both looking at him, they stop and looking at each other, and Hombre en Negro is free to toss the cane in. Tirantes talks to the man in black, Texano cracks Monster with the cane in the back, covers, Tirantes has no problem counting three this time.
Consejo grab the belts and celebrate. Toscano thanks god and kisses the belt, which doesn't exactly fit with them disrespecting the belt alter, but maybe it'll make sense. Hombre en Negro, now shorter than Texano, holds his belt. That's very nice of Texano, wonder if there's a reason for that. Clip to Consejo acting as if they're drinking of the belts.
Show recap and they're done.