AAA on Televisa (Regional) #27 (05/12/2012)
Recapped: 05/16/12

Previously: the Apaches didn't get along. Dorada wants a title shot. The gyoung guys got beat up by the old guy. Lider staped Nicho, Nicho flamed Psicosis.

Match 1: Mini Charly Manson & Mini Psicosis vs Mascarita Dorada & Octagoncito
Domo de la Feria de Leon, 04/30/2012

Winner: técnicos
Match Time: 16:56
Rating: ok
Notes: On the video board, as Psicsois enters, there's a count up to like 427, and then it starts going back down again. I have no idea what it's supposed to be about – how many days he's held that belt, perhaps? They are using the video board as part of entrances this week; it's generic like the big shows, but it's better than playing the ad the whole time. Referee is Piero.

Dorada and Charly start with a long bit of hold for hold. Announcers do not explain why Charly is a rudo this week, but do note he's a former mini champion and start naming the others ones – Octagoncito, Mini Psicosis, Mini Abismo Negro, Espectrito. Espectrito? Well, not quite this title but OK. They plug an AAA Commercial Facebook page (for booking events, I think), though I can't find it and it doesn't seem to be linked on their official Facebook page. No graphic for that one. Dorada sits on Charly's shoulders and armscissors him to the mat, Charly stands up while holding Dorada with one arm, and Dorada slips into a casadora armdrag. Rolling faceslam and dropkick sends Charly out. Psicosis and Octagoncito get relatively no time, though Octagoncito makes the most of it. Charly takes him out with a jumping kick and yells at the crowd, so you know he's a rudo. Double hiptoss, double dropkick for Dorada. Octagoncito is just generally kicked about. Lots of crowd shots, more covering up lulls in the action than blown spots. Rudos kick around Dorada, then Octagoncito is tripped into the ropes for a guillotine legdrop, and stood up for a missile dropkick. Break.

Dorada evades a Psicosis charge after they return from the break, but opts to put on a time killing hold. Manson easily kicks him around. With his stringy hair, Mini Charly is looking increasingly like a Mini Cuervo. Charly stall for a bit, then whips Dorada, who comes back with a snapping 'rana for two. Charly gets up and kicks around Dorada more, then just chucks him on an exploder suplex. Octagoncito rushes into break up the pin with a dropkick, drops Charly with a fireman’s carry bomb, and springboard legdrops him. Pin, so Psicosis can break it up. Octagoncito ends ups seated on the top rope, and Psicosis pulls him off with a 'rana for two. Dorada's turn to break it up. Dorada yanks Psicosis around by his wig, headscissors him out, pints at him, runs, and gets cut off by a Charly superkick. Charly and Octagoncito slap it out, the bigger man having the edge until Octagoncito adds a kicks. Charly fires back with many kicks and forearms to the head. Octagoncito slips over Charly with a flip on the run, headscissors him, but gets cut down with a dropkick to the knee. Whip, Octagoncito headscissors into an armdrag, and a quebradora to send Charly out. Psicosis takes a triple bounce armdrag, Octagoncito almost losing it on the ropes. Dorada back in on Charly, but we miss how as they take a big pan of the ring. Charly and Dorada seem to get lost, and Charly just pounds on Dorada some more. Casadora armdrag by Dorada, clothesline blocked, Dorada chops him, Charly kicks him down. Kick to the head. Charly throws Dorada by his head, and Psicosis come in to help kick. Whip, Dorada back with the double rotation headscissors into an armdrag on Dorada. Dorada goes for the dive again, Psicosis tries to cut him of with a clothesline, Dorada rolls under, then turns to run up the corner and drop Psicosis with a reverse tope. Dorada runs up to the middle rope, and Psicosis charge into a bodyscissors to the floor. Dorada stays on the apron, and springboards to the top rope for a moonsault to the floor. Charly back in, but Octagoncito knocks him over with a springboard tope in. Spinning armdrag out, and a huge tope con giro goes completely over Charly's head. Octagon lands on his feet and Charly goes down anyway. Psicosis and Dorada back in, Dorada gets the satellite armbar, and Psicosis gives.

Dorada gets the microphone, notes he's beat Psicosis twice, and asks for a title match. Psicosis tells the quiet crowd to be quiet, blah blah blahs a bit, and tells Dorada that he needs to be a more successful wrestler to get a title change. Dorada says he'll take it to Roldan, and gets the crowd to chant mean things at Psicosis. Charly tries to calm him down.

Joaquin Roldan talks about how he and his wife run AAA, for the kids! The Reina de Rings are handing out presents to the front row kids. Fenix, Atomic Boy, Juvi, Jack Evans, Daga and others come to the ring to help celebrate, but Konnan's music is already playing to interrupt. Dorian (in a TNA shirt), Jeff Jarrett, and Karen Jarrett are with him. Also, a translator. Joaquin first notes La Parka is back with AAA. Dorian says the US is so great, Joaquin interrupts him to say he's in Mexico. Dorian says Parka is no big deal, he's not a star. Joaquin polls the fans, who disagree. When did Jesus Zuniga turn heel? He's very rudo this week. Konnan rants. Jeff tells the AAA guys (he forgets the word luchador, a tricky word) they'd never have a job in TNA because they're a bunch of idiots. Comedy! Jarrett grabs the translator by the shirt to translate, but he leaves off the idiot part. Jarrett says “you're all a bunch of basura” and demands the translator translates that. Jeff gets in Juvi's face, saying he and Chessman have a surprise for him. Crowd is crazy loud for all of this. TNA people are playing much more to the camera. Joaquin and Karen yell at each other. Joaquin and Dorian talk about the surprises they have for each other, then Dorian shoves Joaquin and leaves. The AAA guys hold Jarrett back. Juvi punches Jeff around on the outside.

MORE JARRETT talking. Jarrett teases bringing in a referee and payback on LA Park.

Match 2: Daga, Extreme Tiger, Jack Evans vs Dark Dragon, Decnnis, Teddy Hart
Domo de la Feria de Leon, 04/30/2012

Winner: técnicos
Match Time: 20:02
Rating: ok
Notes: Decnnis wearing a random mask. He does take it off when he gets to the ring, so I guess he's not going the Ultimo Gladiador route yet. Also, they've spelled his name wrong. Tirantes is the referee. Teddy gives his cross to the bunny girl.

Jack and Decnnis are ready to start, but Jack demands Teddy. Teddy comes in, leaves, and goes crazy on the outside. And then the rudos all leave. Jack comes back, they both pose, and Jack attacks Teddy from behind. Punches from both, Teddy gets I in a knee and punches more, Jack tries to kick back but is knocked down. Teddy with a fujiwara, Jack rolls free, Teddy casita (!?!) one two NO. Teddy celebrates, either the casita or being Teddy Hart. Lockup, jack knee, trips, kneebar, Teddy screams and grabs the bottom rope. Jack gets up, wanders over towards the rudo corner, and swipes at Dark Dragon. Dark Dragon has done nothing to you! Well, no, he probably has, never mind. Drop toe hold on Teddy, float around into a front facelock, Teddy jabs Jack, northern lights toss, Jack lands on his feet, waistlock, Teddy elbows away, toe hold into an ankle lock. Jack crawls for the ropes, which is hard when Tirantes standing in the way. Jack gets past him and to them. Teddy and Jack appear uninterested in tagging out. Teddy slaps jack, whip, armdrag, Jack land on his feet, heel kick, caught jack flips away and jumps and kicks Teddy in the head. Off the ropes, into a Teddy powerslam one two NO. Teddy is holding his left arm in. He punches with his right a bit. Corner whip, reversed, Jack charges in, Teddy kicks him away, Jack runs backwards into the other corner, Teddy walks over to clothesline him, suplexes Jack, jack lands on his feet again, big swing kick misses, Teddy back suplex, Jack lands on his feet AGAIN, back hadnshand, bgi spinning toe kick to the head, viva Mexico standing moonsault is actually a backs flip clear of Teddy. Huh. Teddy rolls out, and Jack tags in Daga. Dark Dragon in to face him. Five minutes there.

Daga hits Dragon, but Dragon hits Daga harder. Daga ducks a Dragon Kick, lots of faceslaps, and one heel kick to the midsection. Headlock, shot off, over, under, running behind, and clotheslines Dragon as he turns around the second time. Decnnis jumps in and dropkick Daga. Decnnis hitting and yelling. Corner whip, charge in, Daga kicks him, spins over his back, and drops him with a fireman’s carry gutbuster. Break.

Tiger in, and Decnnis stays in. Tiger pulls down Decnnis by the hair, but Dragon adds his own kicks. Corner whip, corner charge, Tiger flips Decnnis into the buckle and kicks Dragon away. Dragon charges again, Tiger drop toe holds him into Dennis, then dropkick them both together. Dragon's kicked between the ropes, and stays there for Tiger's top rope missile dropkick to the head. Back to Jack, who demands Decnnis take a breath while he dances. Decnnis kicks him while he's handstanding. Decnnis armdrag Jack, Jack carthwheel thru, Dragon kicks him awkwardly. Tiger tires to help out, but Tirantes stop him and Decnnis kicks him. Daga's kicked too. Teddy gives Tiger a cradle DDT. Dark Dragon and Decnnis try a two man spinning DDT on the apron, but Daga's spin takes him into the ropes and it looks messed up. Jack get in and pounds Teddy for a bit, but Tirantes pulls him back and Dragon kicks him. Teddy gives Jack a double underhook backcracker. Jesus calls it the Canadian Destroyer. It is not. Decnnis drags Jack in position, and holds his legs up for Dragon's low blow dropkick. Decnnis gives Tiger a Gori Special, then holds him in for Dragon's middle rope double stomp. Jack again gets in and forearms Teddy hard in the back of the head before help arrives. Teddy is happy when he's grabbed. Spinebuster, leg yank by the other rudos. Flapjack for Daga. Teddy grabs him, and gives him the double underhook backcracker. Jesus calls it backcracker this time. Jack manages to get on top of Decnnis, but Teddy this him and puts him in a camel clutch. Announcers comically stop each other from saying the name of the move, lest they be sued. Teddy holds Jack for a double chop, Jack ducks, Teddy takes it. Jack springboard moonsault double back elbow take out the other two. Flip under a clothesline, flipping kick to take out Jack, and something is blown because they cut away. Teddy is jumping out Jack next week see. Tiger dropkicks him out. Tiger dropkicks Dragon out, and flies out with a tornillo. Daga kicks Decnnis out then lands a nice tope con giro on him. Jack back in, but his dive overshoots Teddy more than Octagoncito's dive missed. Teddy was way too close there. Teddy thrown in, Jack in with a springboard 450, one two Dragon breaks it up. Dragon slaps Jack. Whip, Jack back with a casadora, Dragon holds him up in a cristo, then gives him a half nelson into a powerbomb. Tiger breaks up the pin. Flapjack, German suplex, Decnnis breaks it up. Decnnis double underhook suplex (“piledrver”), Daga beaks it up. Daga double underhook powerbomb “senton bomb”, Teddy breaks it up. Teddy grabs Daga from behind for while, half straight jacket backcracker. So many backcrackers. Teddy poses bit, then crawls on top. One, Tiger kicks Teddy. Whip, Tiger lands a nice flipping kick to send Teddy out. Tigre runs for a dive, but the other rudos pull him out and slap him in the back. Jack tries to help, but he's run off with kicks. Decnnis throws Daga into the crowd and brawls with him, and Daga follows. All three head into the crowd. Dragon wanders over., finding Daga and Decnnis as Tiger his disappeared. Jack rushes over to help fight too. Tiger is somehow on top of a balcony – big plancha onto everyone. They light the area just after the dive. Fans cheer, but also throw garbage. Daga brings Dark Dragon over the rail and into the ring. No idea where Teddy is – he might have been with at the group too, not sure. Dragon sets Daga on a turnbuckle and climbs up, crowd shot, Daga super destroyer one two three.

The doctor comes out to check on Dark Dragon while everyone else celebrates. Dragon spasms a bit, concerning the rudos but not their opponents.

Match 3: Juventud Guerrera & La Parka vs Chessman & Jeff Jarrett 
Domo de la Feria de Leon, 04/30/2012

Winner: rudos
Match Time: 14:57
Rating: eh
Notes: Jeff has a conversation with Marisela, which Parka breaks up. Jesus starts to his (pre-taped) commentary, only to be interrupted by Jeff coming over and asking for the microphone. He works in as well as he can. Anyway, Jeff wants to be introduced again, and a USA chant. Anyway, that kills a minute before the rudos jump the técnicos. Ref is Tirantes.

Chessman and Jarrett strut together. They might as well go home right now, it's not going to get better than Chessman strutting. Juvi makes the comeback about 5 minutes, jumping off Chessman’s back into a clothesline on Jeff. Rudos go flying around for the técnicos, culminating with Parka doing an apron diving headscissors on Chessman. La Parka! That doesn't happen with anyone but Chessman. Juvi goes after Karen, but Tirantes gets in between. Parka tries too. Jarretts threatens to walk out after the técnicos go after Karen. Then they come back. Then they pose a bunch. Konnan walks out here. Juvi has a really neat headscissors on Chessman, and a reverse neckbreaker is not quite as good. Juvi slaps Jeff off the apron. Karen grabs Juvi's leg so Chessman can get in one shot, but Karen almost gets in the way of Chessman taking a monkey flip to the floor. Juvi pulls off a backspin headscissors on the floor. Karen grabs Juvi by the hair, and Jeff throws a punch that misses by feet. Konnan tries to help out, but Juvi punches both Jeff and Konnan around. Parka's turn. He DDTs Jeff, armdrags and headscissors around Chessman. Jeff attacks Park from behind, punches him around and DDTs him, but Park kicks out and teases a casita or maybe a fujiwara. Chessman slaps him. Chessman grabs parka, Juvi missile dropkicks him. Juvi rolls thru sunset flip dropkick, but Tirantes refuses to count and alts to Konnan instead. Juvi puts on the time killing hold, Jeff breaks it up. Chessman and Parka do near falls. Juvi and Jeff do reversal until Juvi has an armbar, but Tirantes won't even think about calling the submission. Karen runs into grab Juvi by the hair, and Juvi grabs her by the air back. Tirantes gets in the middle. Jeff turns around Juvi, guitars him, and the guitar gets stuck around Juvi’s head. Jeff on top, one two three.

Karen should probably wear a longer dress if she's going to slide out of the ring backside first. Zoomed in on camera. Jeff celebrates while they throw garbage in. Karen comes right back in, so I don't even know. Oh, they have tortillos to throw out. I liked this better when Gringo Loco would do it. Jeff stuffs one in Juvi's face. LA Park walks out – with a broom? He throws the broom down. Jeff hides behind Karen. I dunno where La Parka went. Jarrett's can't leave, though Park looks around for a moment. Jeff throws Karen to Park, Park pushes her out of the way. Park and Jeff punch each other in the face, Parka blocks and punches Jeff over and over, then finally throws him out.

Park screams at Karen for belittling his mom earlier. LA Park asks the crowd if he should make her pay. They seem to like the idea. Karen called Park's a momma witch, so Park is going to make Karen dress up like a witch. He pulls a witches costume out of a trash bag (okay), and La Parka is back with a chair to keep the rudos from getting in. Park stand up Karen and warps the outfit around her – it's mostly a robe, so it's not hard to put it on her even with her slightly fighting. Crowd chants Bruja! Parka goes back to bag, and pulls out the witches’ hat, and shoves it on top. Park starts the Bruja chant again. Parka comes in with the broom and this Parka, but misses Park. Park punches him out of the ring, gets the broom, and forces it on Karen. Karen screams and swings it at him. Karen whaps him with the outfit, but Park just gets the chant started again. Karen takes off the outfit, screams, and throws it at Park. park turns around, but Karen finally has figured out how to leave. Joaquin Roldan smiles from the stage. Park tells Konnan to listen, and tells him and Dorian off, then tells Jeff off. Rudos pose on the stage. Joaquin, now in the ring, talks about this being his surprise. They start to play the AAA music, but Park tells him to stop. Park tells Parka that they will never be friends, and he needs to get it thru his heads. Park is doing a lot of swearing for a kid's day show. Park wants nothing to do with Joaquin either. Park walks out, but Joaquin tells him that AAA is all together, no lone wolfs. LA Park is upset, and says he fights for the Mexican public – they're the only part that matters. Joaquin is just as bad as Jeff, as far as he's concerned. Joaquin says Park still did the right thing.