Match 1: Astral & Eléctrico vs Demus 3:16 & Pierrothito
Arena Mexico, 04/27/2012
tecnicos
Winner: técnicos (2-1)
Match Time: ?
Rating: good
Notes: Referee is Terror Chino. You know, Astral, you could get a white or a pink shirt that actually matches your outfit if you don’t want people to see your chest.
1: Clip during the mat work, never a good sign. Pierrothito and Astral take turns holding each other down with armdrags and getting quick two counts. Astral takes to Eléctrico to take over the two counts. Fireman's escape headscissors requires a fair bit of help, but looks good. Eléctrico celebrates, and Demus clotheslines him in the face. Shoulderblock. Running back elbow. Demus is very happy to be Demus today. Chop. Whip, Eléctrico ducks under a late arriving clothesline and dropkicks Demus. Whip, Demus gets the ropes, Eléctrico charges, Demus flips him to the apron, Eléctrico lightly kicks him back and kicks Pierrothito down while he's at it. Eléctrico uses a Pierrothito kick up to kip in and headscissors Eléctrico. Pierrothito rushes in and dropkick Eléctrico, and Astral planchas him. Demus stops Astral and both rudos chop him. Whip, clothesline misses, Astral holds onto the ropes, then leaps at them with plancha. Rudos catch him, but Eléctrico runs down the ramp and knocks down the pile with a springboard tope con giro. Técnicos hurry to opposite aprons, and springboard back with in with a splash. Everyone cover,ed one two three.
2: The edecanes having to wear more modest outfits to accommodate advertising is the funniest thing. Astral armdrags Demus, Demus kicks him away, then catches him with a big shoulder powerslam. Pierrothito in, reverse springboard elbow drop quickly added. Pierrothito waits for Astral to get up, swings, misses, Astral slaps over him, springboard headscissors. Astral runs back to his corner, Eléctrico tries a run up the outside of the corner and jump in headscissors, but blows that last part. Pierrothito swats him on the back and walks him to the rudo corner. Demus get in a shot from the outside, then slaps him in the back inside. Rudos high five, and Pierrothito leaves. Whip, clothesline misses, Eléctrico shoulderblock, springboard meets counter dropkick. Demus waves to the crowd with both hands and high fives Pierrothito. Whip, spinebuster, Whip, double flapjack, Eléctrico thrown out. Astral taken down – giant swing, dropkick. Pierrothito lifts up Astral, Demus drops him with a front cracker. Pierrothito slams Eléctrico, and Demus finishes him off.
3: Demus slaps around Eléctrico. Whip, rebound double hiptoss, double dropkick. Astral in. Pierrothito offer a handshake, Astral goes after him, Pierrothito takes him down on his own, but Demus adds some stomps. Corner whip, Pierrothito charging clothesline, Demus clothesline. Eléctrico kicks at Demus, but manages to get his leg suck and fall down. Rudos slap him around the back. Corner whip, charge eat boots, Eléctrico flips over Pierrothito into a headscissors on Demus. Handspring headscissors on Pierrothito. Demus back in. Eléctrico slides under him, and goes over his back for the double rotation headscissors! Eléctrico tease the a dive, does his guitar move instead. Astral flips in to face Pierrothito. Chop fight. Pierrothito complaints, but they're open handed. Astral lands the front flip this match, and kick trips Pierrothito clear thru the ropes. Astral poses, and Demus dropkick him in the back. Astral get in a wristlock and a chop, and has four bounce headscissors to send Demus to the ropes. Demus start to go out, but gets back up and gets chopped again. Whip, reversed, Astral flips Demus to the ropes, kicks him once, backs up, and runs up the ropes for a springboard headscissors to take him to the floor. That didn't look quite as smooth, but it was better than earlier stuff. Astral gets back in, runs, and does a over the top rope senton con giro to the floor! Eléctrico in, plancha on Pierrothito. Pierrothito misses a corner charge, Eléctrico charge, Pierrothito scoops him up and drops him with as it down spinebuster slam. Pierrothito flips Eléctrico over – Pierrothitina! Eléctrico gives. Pierrothito flips to his feet, then pulls Demus back in before the count. Astral got counted out on his own move! That was that sort of move.
Everyone but Pierrothito looks in rough shape after that one.
CMLL Cartela: Sunday @ Arena Coliseo
Match 2: Black Warrior ©, La Máscara, Valiente vs Rey Escorpion ©, Vangelis, Virus
Arena Mexico, 04/27/2012
técnicos
Winner: técnicos (2-1)
Match Time: 7:11
Rating: ok
Notes: Rey Escorpion sneaks in a big shove of Rey Escorpion before the whistle. Mascara is dressed as Captain America. Or, is just wearing a Captain America shirt, a red mask and blue pants. Ref is Tigre Hispano. Monito is with the técnicos, but hiding a lot
1: Everyone else flights, but are cleared out, and Escorpion dropkicks Warrior in the knee and the head. The rest of the rudos arrive to hold Warrior for an Escorpion chop. Escorpion takes Warrior over to the buckle to smash a few more times. Whip, double back elbow, rudos go for the wheelbarrow but Warrior rolls the wrong way. Corner whip, corner clothesline, Vangelis corner shoulderblocks, and back to the turnbuckle smashes. Apparently, that's Escorpion's move. Corner whip, reversed, Virus kicks Warrior down from behind to stop him from getting anything in, then clears the técnicos off the apron. Escorpion sets Warrior on the top rope, pulls him in the three of woe, backs up, and dropkick Warrior in the chest. Escorpion does the Warrior dance, or something like it, and kicks Warrior. Whip, back elbow, and kicks on the ground. Virus and Vangelis come in to help kick, and Virus takes out the técnicos again. Everyone stomping and shoving away the ref is the sign for excessive violence DQ, so that's is.
2: Beatdown goes on. Vangelis runs funny on a corner clothesline. Oh, Mascara's shirt is actually bodypaint. That seems like a waste of a couple hours for this match. Mascara does evade Virus to start the comeback. Headscissors on Vangelis, superkick for Escorpion, casadora for Virus – no Virus shoves him off and Vangelis clothesline him. Vangelis knocks Valiente away as he tries to help. Triple boot for Mascara. Vangelis in and wallops Vangelis and Virus with clothesline. Rey Escorpion grabs him, rudos double chop, but double chop Valiente down. Whip, Virus clip, Vangelis dropkick. Warrior back in for a turnbuckle smashes, but Warrior turns it around this time until Virus stops him. Whip, clotheslines misses, and Warrior spears Escorpion. Vangelis and Virus pull Warrior off and holds him for Escorpion. Escorpion kicks Warrior back and the ropes, and then kicks Mascara and Valiente off the apron again. Whip, reverses, Escorpion slides out, Warrior after him, and the other rudos on him. Rudos get control off the situation, but the other técnicos are free – Valiente Special takes out Vangelis! Máscara get met at the apron by Virus, but traps him in the casadora. Campana, no, Escorpion breaks that up. Corner whip, Escorpion whips Virus in, Máscara moves, Virus spear the post, Escorpion misses the charge and flips Máscara to the apron, Mascara swing kicks kicks him, climbs up, and dive off for a plancha on Virus. Máscara tumbles on top of the barricade. Captains left in. Escorpion clothesline, Warrior falling oddly. Another clothesline. Máscara goes for a third, but Warrior picks up, scoops him and reverse spinebusters him. Cristo invertido – Olimpico's move – and Warrior barley keeps up Escorpion long enough to get the the submission.
CMLL Cartela: Tuesday @ Arena Mexico
and hype for next Friday, with a mention of Yujiro.
Match 3: Marco Corleone ©, Máximo, Rush vs Rey Bucanero, Terrible ©, Tiger for the CMLL World Trios Championship
Arena Mexico, 04/27/2012
TRT
Winner: Bufete del Amor (2-1)
Match Time: 11:51
Rating: good
Notes: Ref is Tirantes.
1: Bucanero and Máximo start with quick serious falls, though Máximo slips on one, then almost rips while doing his spin. A segment with Rush and Tiger appears totally edited out. Marco and Terrible go slap versus punch, and Terrible's hair flies over the place on every punch (blocking us from actually seeing them). Terrible is so very wet. Terrible headlock, shot off, Marco shoulderblocks him. Terrible off the ropes, clothesline misses, and Marco armdrags him. Marco picks up Terrible, corner whip, reverses, and Terrible takes the waist bump out. Rush rushes in, and smacks Terrible with a big tope. Bucanero tries chopping and ducking Marco, but Marco fakes him out and lands the big punch. Corner whip, quick reversal, Bucanero holds Marco for a Terrible kick to the back. Corner whip, Marco stops at the corner, Máximo in with a plancha, but rudos move, dropkick to Marco's knees, dropkick to seep Máximo out. Double elbow drop double crossface! Marco's done.
2: Máximo brought, taken down, and double dropkicked in the back. Tiger has an odd split colored mask. It's definitely new. Rush comes in and slaps at everyone, but Bucanero grabs him and pulls him down to the mat. Tiger out to the ramp, and Running in with a big senton con giro on Rush. Rush turned over, and keeps Rush held in a camel clutch, so Terrible can kick him in the face. Replay of Tiger's move. Marco stomped as he's coming in. Corner clothesline, corner clothesline, whip out to a catapult hold. Tiger chops Marco over and Bucanero land the rolling senton. Tiger forearms Máximo as he comes in. Whip, clothesline misses, Máximo gets Tiger with headscissors. Bucanero punches him, Rush missile dropkicks him, Terrible slaps him, Aero Italiano! Rush helps cover one two three.
3: Everyone back at their corner to start. Rush and Terrible in. Crowd gives Rush his normal welcome, and he poses and gives them all a big invisible hug. Terrible tags out to Tiger, which actually ticks off Rush. Rush slaps Tiger in the chest, but his partner tell him to keep going. Chop, slap, Rush tells him to bring it harder, then headbutts him down. Rush batters Tiger with kicks and swinging shots to the midsection. Rush kicks the ropes, and Marco yells at him – I think to keep him forces. Rush goes back to work. Chop. Whip, reversed, Over, under, running behind and surprising Tiger with an elbow smash. Bucanero in, and he and Rush go head to head. Rush shoves him, but tags in Máximo. Bucanero is really tired of these kisses. Máximo off the ropes, cartwheel, spin, armdrag, armdrag, everything blocked, Máximo kiss cradle, one t-Terrible breaks it up. Both roll out. Marco in. Tiger offers to tag in and face Marco. Tiger of the ropes, under, sunset flip, Marco blocked and dances, but he also pulls Tiger to his feet and stone punches him. Bucanero pops Marco in the back, Tormenta Bucanero! One kickout. Marco reacts to the corner. Bucanero chop, corner whip, reverses, Marco misses the corner splash, Bucanero charge in, Marco flips him to the apron and knocks him off. Máximo in, like Rush in the first fall, blasting his rival with a tope. Terrible in and slapping Marco to no effect. Marco punch, Tiger catches it, leg kicks, leap to the top rope, and tornillo off into Máximo! Marco figures this is time for him to dive, off the ropes, and Terrible clips him. Marco jumped as he was getting clipped causing him to fly high in the air. Rush in, nodding to Terrible and the crowd, then kicking the bottom rope. Rush and Terrible slap fight, Terrible swings high and misses, Rush superkicks him. Knee to the midsection, Rush calls the end. Off the ropes, charge, Terrible ducks down, and Rush does a tope con giro the floor. Terrible stomps Marco, climbs up – plancha onto everyone. Everyone's got to get up one more time. Marco does the eagle wave, backs up, charge, Aero Italiano to the floor onto everyone. Máximo and Bucanero, Máximo drop toe hold, casita one two NO. Máximo blocks everything, kiss blocked, Máximo sent into the ropes, Comandante grabs Máximo, Máximo turns around and grabs her, Bucanero reverse rollup one two NO. Bucanero kicks Máximo, Comandante grabs Máximo, Bucanero charges, slap gets Comandante, Máximo inside cradle on Rey one two THREE.
Tiger in, but he miss a dropkick on Máximo. Máximo does the same. Máximo blocks everything, kiss cradle, one two NO. Tiger kicked out very late there. Técnicos couldn't believe that wasn't it. Tiger punch, Máximo blocks and lifts him up in a chickenwing cristo, Tiger casadora cradle, one two NO. Tiger of the ropes, Máximo leapfrog, roll, and Tiger dropkicks him fast in the chest. One two three. Tiger needs a better move.
Marco in. Tiger circles around, Stone punch misses, Tiger throwing all the chops he can. Corner whip, reversed, Marco charge in to a superkick. Tiger covers, one two Rush breaks it up with a kick, even as Tiger is trying to get away. Rush kicks and stomps Tiger in the corner. Terrible back in, and dropkicks Rush. Cover, but Marco slaps him to breaks that up. Tiger chops Marco. As Terrible runs into Rush's belly to belly suplex . Terrible gets back up and swings at Rush, but Rush ducks away form his punch then kicks him in the midsection. Double underhook piledriver, while Marco gets Tiger in the neck crank reinera. Tirantes counts the pin, and that's it.
Técnicos celebrate. Bucanero pouts on the outside.