AAA on Televisa (Regional) #21 (04/01/2012) 
Recapped: 04/07/12

Match 1: El Elegido vs Alan StoneAerostarPimpinela EscarlataPasion KristalYurikoMascarita DoradaOctagoncitoMini HisteriaSexy StarFabi ApacheLa Hechicera in a cage match with hair and mask on the line
Auditorio Benito Juarez, Zapopan, Jalisco, 03/18/2012

Loser: Pimpinela Escarlata
Match Time: 13:33
Rating: a cage match
Notes: Every entrance is shown. So much time, especially with Pimpi and Elegido involved. Aerostar is in his Abismo Negro gear. There's no ring announcements until Sexi Star appears. She's got her belt. Alan has his belt and mirror. Dorada is wearing his Mascara Sagrada gear with his current mask. Sexi taunts Fabi with the belt, and Fabi is uninterested. Elegido has choir boys who just kneel on the stage while he teases pulling down his trunks. Uh huh. Hey, are Alan Stone and Elegido friends now? Entrances go 11:51, which doesn't include the explanation of the rules.

Alan and Sexi immediately try to climb out, because no one knows the rules. Six sided ring helps out here, just because it gives a little more room and there's a ton of people here. Alan is fighting with his belt on, but they can't really DQ him for it. Brawling with occasional climbing and pulling down. People are doing moves, but there's too much going on to even hope to call it. Announcers aren't trying, neither should I. Fabi pulls Aero down from climbing – are they still friends? An interview with anyone of these people woudl've been better than twelve minutes of entrances, but so it goes. Alan leads in failed escapes. No one seems to be respecting any time limit to stay in. Aero and Kristal chop each on top of the cage. Kristal kisses Aero, Aero falls into the cage, and Kristal climbs out.

No one's paying attention, because Octagoncito is also doing a top of the cage plancha onto Elegido. Announcers go crazy over Dorada fireman dropping Elegido. Dorada is strong, this is not news. Alan is stopped from leaving again, and Hechicera gets out while they're stopping him. I think Jesus calls Hechicera an exotica here. Fabi makes a break for it, but she's grabbed. Break.

Fabi superplex on Kristal. Elegido throws Octagoncito on top, then just climbs out without anyone stopping him. Alan pulls Dorada off the cage, crotching him on the top rope. Histeria tosses Octagoncito into the cage, and he grabs on and climbs out. Crowd shot. Alan evades a Fabi dropkick, and climbs out while no one is paying attention to him. Laredo climbs up, Histeria stop him, Aero slams his head into the cage a few times, climbs all the way up, and jumps off with a plancha on Kristal and Elegido. Good catch.

Down to Mini Histeria, Dorada, Fabi, Sexi, Pimpi and Yuriko. Dorada gets Histeria with a big headscissors. Sexi gets Yuriko with a flying headscissors, but Pimpi grabs her and pulls her around by their hair. Histeria gets free of everyone and climbs out. Crowd shot. Dorada climbs up the ropes, and moonsaults three fourths of the way up the cage onto Pimpi. He probably could've just climbed out there. Dorada walks around in the ring and celebrates a bit instead of escaping. Mostly everyone else down. Yuriko stands up, Dorada charges, Yuriko chases, Dorada does his running the ropes and spinning away trick from that Puebla cage match, and escapes. Yuriko turns out to be quite smart, and just climbs out behind him.

Fabi, Pimpi and Sexi are left. Crowd shot. Fabi kicks Sexi in the face a few times, then avoid a pimpi clothesline and drops her with a Devil's Wings. Fabi stomps Sexi in the head once, then looks around at the crowd. Why don't you leave? She leaves! Okay then.

Pimpi shoulderblocks Sexi then looks around, instead of just climbing out. Sexi clothesline misses, Pimpi waistlock, Sexi bad low blow foul and a DDT. Sexi climbs up, but Pimpi climbs up behind her. Konnan and Tito Santana are out. Tito's got a new haircut, good for him. That also covers up another clip, and Pimpi faceslams Sexi. Another crowd shot, and Pimpi is now doing the wristlock rope walk off into an armdrag. Clothesline knocks down Sexi. Pimpi climbs up, Sexi grabs a leg and climbs up with her. They fight on the top rope with elbows and kicks. Both climbs up with both shoulder over the top rope, and slap each other in the back. Tito climbs up top and kicks and Pimpi again and again, and Pimpi drops down a bit. Tito, having done his job, leaves. Sexi climbs down to on Pimpi's shoulders, then pulls her hair up and they’re about the same level again. I have no idea what she's doing. Sexi jumps off the ropes and to the mat (?!?) Pimpi, with as clear a shot to climb over as you'll ever get, decides to try and dropkick Sexi. That fails. Sexi gets in a frontcracker, kicks Pimpi a few times, poses, and walks around. I have no idea why I am still watching this match. Sexi climbs up as slow as possible, so Pimpi can climb up anyway and they can go right back to battling on the ropes. They look at each other and with each other, then get back to the same part. Sexi has her leg over, so the match is over, but Sexi has to headbutts and stomp Pimpi down. And it's over.

Sexi celebrates and comes back in to stomp Pimpi before the shaving. It's just starting when they cut away.

Match 2: Dr. Wagner Jr., Electroshock, Heavy Metal vs Máscara Año 2000 Jr., Texano, Toscano 
Auditorio Benito Juarez, Zapopan, Jalisco, 03/18/2012

Winner: Consejo
Match Time: 15:06
Rating: good
Notes: Consejo enter as a group, with Argos in tow. Other entrances are clipped. Metal has something like a Jack Daniels bottle in his hand. Hope it's still full. Tirantes is ref.

Teams immediately spill outside for a faceoff. Wagner wants to get at someone, doesn't get at them. Toscano and Metal to start, but Toscano has to strip first. He does so slowly. Metal decides to strip off his chest before he can start, and fakes throwing it to the crowd a few times. Why would you do that? Toscano demands he fight already. There goes two minutes. Lockup, break, waistlock reversal, Metal headlock, Toscano front facelock, Metal trips him free, Metal takedown and kneebar, but the Consejo guy rush into break it up, and the AAA guys run chase them outside. Nothing comes of it. Toscano and Metal resume, with Toscano getting to a crossface but not holding it in. They roll around in on the mat to a Toscano armdrag. Sting, zero leg trips, standoff. Again, off the ropes, standoff again. Electroshock and Texano, rolling on the ground quickly without Much of a advantage until Electro gets in an armdrag. Texano takes him down from behind, rolls to a front facelock, and they battle to an Electroshock monkey flip. Quick trips, then they just start clubbing each other. They grab hold and roll to the floor of more punching. Consejo pull their man back. Wagner and Mascara in, Wagner kicking and armdragging him around. Máscara pulls up on an armdrag and kicks Wagner as he lays on the mat. Forearm to the face. Whip, reversed, Máscara sunset flip, Wagner rolls thru and kicks Mascara in the face. Wagner off the ropes, Consejo cheap shot him and rush the other two. Argos helps mascara drag Wagner to the ramp – suplex on the ramp. Argos adds a legdrop. Toscano and Texano hold the other two near the ropes, then ditch them when Wagner’s brought back. Whip, double flapjack. Toscano holds Wagner down, and Texano whips him with his bullrope. Metal in, double rebound hiptoss, Toscano missile dropkick. Catapult hold and legdrop on Electroshock. Rudos cover one two Wagner kicks Tirantes to stop the count. Maybe try the pin. Mascara gets all over Wagner with kicks, and Argos pulls him out. Corner whip for Electroshock, Toscano slides out past him, Máscara adds a clothesline, Toscano and Argos trip and crotch Electroshock on the post. Corner whip for metal, and Argos and Toscano crotches him around the post too. Wagner walking around the ring and pointing to the crowd, though it’s supposed to be his turn. Texano kicks Wagner. Whip to the corner, Mascara misses the corner charge and kicks Máscara in, Argo and Toscano aren’t paying attention and crotch their own partner. Texano tries to kick Wagner, but it's dragon screw time. Wagner takes his time teasing it, of course. Electroshock and Metal ram Argos and Toscano together on the outside. Wagner whips Texano with his own rope. Toscano rush in, miss a clothesline, and takes a rope shot to the head and the chest. Toscano freaks out and leaves. Electroshock whips Mascara with the rope too. Argos rushes in, and Wagner and Electroshock crotches him with the rope, lifting him up and down. Overhead camera for this, which doesn’t really work. Electroshock whips him good once more. Técnicos pose together. Wagner and Máscara left in, Wagner charges into a drop hold into the corner. Máscara chest slaps. Corner whip, charge in, Wagner moves, Máscara kicks him in the leg, running Tornado DDT. Máscara out, Wagner poses on the apron and lands his tope con giro. Metal and Toscano in, Metal flips Toscano to the apron, knocks him silly with the every punch, holds him up on the apron, both climb the ropes, and Metal lifts Toscano in for a front slam sort of move. Metal stands up Toscano, backs up, shoulderblock, off the ropes again, and Argos pulls Metal out. Argos ducks a Metal punch, holds him, and Toscano topes into Metal’s back. Electro and Texano in, Electroshock cutter, and Tirantes goes to the apron to yell at Argos for leaving. I don't understand him at all. At any rate, Texano gets up, but accidentally forearms his partner. Electroshock dropkick Texano out, runs for a dive, hits the ropes and is short, but Argos chair shots him anyway. Máscara and Wagner back in, Mascara back elbow, kick to the midsection, Air Raid crash, one two NO. Whip, Máscara spear, and Tirantes is looking away instead of counting. One – Mascara pulls him up anyway. Right hands to Wagner’s head, off the ropes, Wagner dropkick to the knee. Straps down, Wagner calls for his finish. Wagner Driver. Wagner covers one two Texano pulls Tirantes out. Tirantes argues with Consejo. Hombre en Negro rushes to the ring, smacks Wagner in the back with the cane, pulls off his mask, and runs. Máscara crawls on top, Tirantes back in, one two three.

Consejo celebrate, and Hombre en Negro walks off with the Wagner mask.

Match 3: El Mesías vs Jeff Jarrett for the AAA World Heavyweight Championship 
Auditorio Benito Juarez, Zapopan, Jalisco, 03/18/2012

Winner: El Mesias
Match Time: 14:35
Rating: OK
Notes: The main show includes more of Mesías' entrance, but clips out the in-ring introductions. Tito and Karen are out again with Jeff. Extreme Tiger is Mesías' second. Copetes is referee.

Lockup, spinning around, Mesías waistlock, Jarrett reversal and takedown, back up to their feet, wristlock, Jarrett gets the ropes, and break. Split screen to recap the breakup with LA Park last week and the Jarrett costing him Rey de Reyes. Meanwhile, Jarrett's go the better of the match with punches. Jarrett of the ropes, Mesías dropkicks him. Punches to the head. Jarrett tumbling around for them. Kiss the first punch knocks Jarrett down. Mesías hops in place. Off the ropes, Jarrett cuts him down with a clothesline. Jarrett with a stomp to the midsection. Stomp. Kick to the chest. Karen up on the apron to give Jeff a kiss. Corner whip, Mesías kip up and out, jab, knife edge chop, and repeat and repeat and repeat. Mesías gets less on them with each one, but Jarrett throws his head back big on each. Mesías goes for corner punches, Karen grabs onto Mesías' leg. Mesías is more annoyed them hammered, and Tiger and Mesías try to get Karen to back off. Jeff sneaks in to forearm Mesías out of the ring. Jarrett out, telling Tiger to get lost as he grabs Mesías. Clip? Jarrett throws Mesías in. Jarrett send Mesías into the buckle, Mesías blocks and smashes Jarrett a few times. Corner whip, reversed, corner clothesline, Mesías charges in, Jarrett dodges, and Mesías hit the post on the way out. Jarrett climbs out after him. Stomp. Kick to the chest. Tiger, who's left arm is taped all the way up to the elbow, waves his towel with his right hand. Jarrett backs him off, and Jarrett jumps on Mesías back to choke him with handcuffs. Jeff take the handcuffs, puts it on Mesías’ wrist, and cuffs him to the middle rope. I don’t' know why Tiger isn't getting involved here, but he doesn't, and Jeff just hits Mesías as he leans there. Break.

Tiger chases Jarrett in the ring. Jarrett begs off from Tiger. Whip, reversed, Jarrett clothesline misses, and Tiger headscissors him around. Mesías somehow slips inside the ropes with his left hand still cuffed, and punches Jeff with his right hand. Tiger and Karen argue, while Jeff rakes Mesías on the top rope. Jeff tells Copetes to control Tiger, and goes for his guitar. Guitar to Tiger. That one breaks. Jarrett tosses Tiger out of the ring. Jeff take the remains of the guitar, and jabs Mesías with it. Mesías is bleeding. Jarrett unlocked Mesías from the cuffs, pulls him to the center of the ring, says that's it, and leans on top. One two NO. Mesías dramatically struggles to his feet. Crowd shot. Jarrett rams Mesías into turnbuckles. That's half his offense right there. The other half is guitars. Jarrett would still have the championship if this was a touch all corners strap match. Karen slaps Mesías. Mesías vibrates and pulls himself up with all the drama he can muster. Jarrett punch, Mesías blocks and punches, Jarrett punch, Mesías blocks and punches, repeat that twice more. Jeff gets in an eye poke, whip, clothesline misses, Mesías fivearm. Running slap, running clothesline looks a better, dropkick. Crowd seems into it, but not especially so. Whip, head down too soon Jarrett kicks it, Mesías powerslam, one two NO. Mesías pulls himself up. Chop. Whip, quick reverse into a kneelift, side legsweep, one two NO. Jarrett is frustrated. Four people are chanting for Mesías. You can hear individual voices well. Jarrett helps Mesías up, Mesías Straight To Hell one two Jarrett gets his shoulder up. Mesías gives a thumbs up, thumbs down. Thanks, Batista. Punch to the head, corner whip, reversed, Jarrett runs into a boot, stumbles around, Mesías misses a clothesline, Jarrett kick, Stroke. That feels like the first time he's actually hit that move, but that can't be right. One two NO. Sound is not synced again. Jarrett can't believe he hasn’t won yet. He speed walks around the ring looking for something, then goes outside and pulls a chair from the crowd. They ran out of them around the ring? Jarrett pulls it back to swing, Copetes grabs it, Mesías rushes Jarrett and takes out Copetes instead. Jeff hits the chair again, Mesías kicks him before he swings, faceslam onto the chair. Mesías waves his hand and points up. Top rope splash takes forever to set up, maybe because Mesías is waiting for Karen to stop him. She does, long enough for Jarrett to get up and hit Mesías with a chair. Jarrett covers, Karen gets Copetes up, but Jeff is no longer covering. Karen slides in another guitar. La Park is sneaking out behind Jarrett. Jeff pulls back the weapon, and Park knocks it away. Crowd is thrilled. Jarrett swings, Park grabs it, and turns it into a DDT. Park kicks the guitar over to Mesías and leaves the ring. Park gets in front of Mesías from the outside and scream at him to pick up the guitar. Both he and Jarrett reach for it, crowd shot, they’re both up with it, Mesías punches Jarrett away, looks around and smacks Jeff with it. Mesías points up again, top rope splash, one two three, new champion. Crowd is thrilled.

Park hits the ring and plays the broken guitar! Guitar strut! Mesías may be getting the title belt, but Park is the cool dude here. Confetti shots off for the title belt presentation, and Park starts playing his guitar again. Mesías talks about winning the belt back for Mexico. Mesías offers Park a handshake, and Park gives him a one finger salute instead. Mesías don't care, he's the champ.