AAA on Televisa (Regional) #20 (03/25/2012) 
Recapped: 04/07/12

Match 1: Chessman & Teddy Hart vs Joe Lider & Juventud Guerrera and Halloween & Nicho el Millionario and Extreme Tiger & Fenix 
Auditorio Benito Juarez, Zapopan, Jalisco, 03/18/2012

Winner: Joe Lider & Juventud Guerrera
Match Time: 10:29
Rating: good
Notes: Nicho has his Psicosis mask. There are ladders and tables around the ring. Lider & Juvi use the Mexican Powers music. Teddy's entrance is clipped. I wonder what he did.

Another clip? Nicho, perhaps as bored with Lider as I am, starts shoving Juvi instead. They go forearm to the face back and forth. Juvi blocks a kick and clotheslines Nicho. Whip, reversed, Juvi back with a headscissors. Juvi off the ropes, back with a headscissors into a spinning DDT. Clip, and Tiger and Halloween in and slapping. Another crowd shot. Tiger reverses, and dropkicks Halloween out. Slingshot tornillo dive follows. Tiger in, and Fenix flips in to face him. Now Teddy has to do a bigger flip. Teddy offers a handshake. Fenix thinks about it, accepts, and kicks him. Headlock, into a fujiwara. Teddy rolls around into another armbar. Fenix rolls info a reversal and forearms Teddy in the face. Chops. Whip, Teddy flips out of a hiptoss, Fenix flips out of a fireman's carry, and kicks Teddy in the chest. Teddy demands another. Fenix tries, Teddy catches it, Fenix flips to escape, off the ropes evasion, Teddy powerslam, one two NO. Wait, there are pinfalls? Good to know. Teddy with a hold they're not showing us well, but appears to be a crossface. Halloween, perhaps upset that Fenix vs Teddy is actually good, smacks both of them with a garbage can. He throws it and Juvi, and yanks Lider in. Halloween holds him for Nicho, who throws a chair at Lider’s head. Nicho this Chessman – I thought you were friends? - and whips him into a backdrop. Halloween holds Chessman and he and Nicho combine for a triple legdrop on the fellow rudo. Halloween cuts off Fenix with a kick, and Tirantes trips up Tiger. Nicho giant swing is a bit awful, so Halloween just has him stop and pulls Tiger out. Table positing. Teddy punches Lider on the outside too. Tiger on the table, Halloween up top – plancha onto Tiger, but it's a tiny bit short and of course the table doesn’t actually back. Teddy is walloping Lider in the head with a chair. Back inside, Juvi gives Chessman the spinning DDT, and smacks him in the head with a chair. Lider sets up a ladder bridging from the ring to the barricade. Juvi does something that the camera mostly miss – a tope con giro onto Chessman? Halloween and Lider, happy with where the ladder is, set up for their bit – Lider Death Valley Driver on the ladder. Tiger is up, and setting Lider onto the partially broken table from before, now repositioning. Tiger goes up, 450 splash still doesn’t break the table. Over in another corner, Teddy tries to top rope splash Halloween thru the ladder, and does succeed in knocking the ladder down while landing the splash. Nicho drops on Fenix with a chair legdrop and goes to cover, but Juvi returns to break it up. Juvi suplexes Nicho to the apron, Nicho tumbling to the floor. Tiger gets up Juvi for a shot from Chessman, Juvi ducks and Tirantes is leveled. Tirantes, the superman, is mostly fine. Fenix gets Chessman with a springboard dropkick, then runs goes up to the top rope – ringpost tornillo. Tiger returns to smack Lider with a trash can. Long crowd shot, so definite some editing. Tiger back in with a springboard dropkick to the trash can. Lider's grabs one of his wrists in panic here, but he's also right back up and kicking Lider in one crowd shot. Chessman kills Lider with a chair shot to the head - unlike Chessman, Lider didn’t get his hands up. Lider checks his head for blood. On outside, Teddy gives Juvi a Canadian Destroyer on the bridged ladder. That's the point where this officially became insane. Chessman dropkick Lider, who causally rolls out and rolls onto the table. The way it's down, the moment he gets on the table, Chessman comes off the top rope with a plancha to put him thru (and he actually goes thru!) This one's definitely an edit, because the electronic ad suddenly changes in between camera switches. Halloween smacks Fenix with a trash can to the head and throws him back in. Nicho is in messing with a ladder. Halloween holds Fenix on the mat from underneath, Nicho goes to the second rope, and rides the ladder all the way down. Crowd shot. Tiger throws a chair in Nicho’s face, sets him up top, moves his legs to the outside of the top rope, and climbs up. Huracanrana to other floor thru a table is blocked, and Nicho gives him a Styles Clash thru the table instead. Lider and Fenix back in. Fenix springboard moonsault caught, and Lider jumps into a piledriver on to a bridged ladder. Lider sets up the ladder in the corner, and crucifix powerbomb Fenix into it. Teddy in – double underhook piledriver. Fenix piledrivers Teddy into the ladder. There's no pausing, nothing in between these moves. Fenix covers (!!!) but Chessman breaks up the pin. Announcers think Chessman is very smart for breaking up the pin, but he's just smart for realizing this match might end with a pinfall. Chessman takes his time, sets up Fenix laying on another ladder, springboard reverses tope just gets the ladder with Fenix moving. Juvi grabs Fenix elbows him away, and sunset flip powerbombs Lider to the floor. Halloween chops Juvi, charges, Juvi moves, Halloween spear the post and stays in, Juvi pumphandle Go To Sleep, splash on top, Juvi hooks, covers, Tirantes thinks about it one two stall three.

Match 2: Monster Clown, Murder Clown, Psycho Clown vs Octagón, Silver King, Último Gladiador
Auditorio Benito Juarez, Zapopan, Jalisco, 03/18/2012

Winner: Psycho Circus
Match Time: 6:11
Rating: good
Notes: Clowns bring their belts to the ring. Also, their Mini Clown. Copetes is referee.

Clowns rush the rudos together after the whistle, rudos avoid and dropkick them down. Boost dropkick ends Murder out, spinning armdrag takes care of Monster. Psycho manages to shoulderblock Silver while the other rudos just hang out and watch. Slide at Psycho and grabs leg, and UG dropkicks him out. Silver stands on the middle rope to spread the ropes, and Octagon and Gladiador dive thru for topes. Murder walks in the ring, plucks Silver off the top rope, and press slams him onto the guys on the floor. Murder dive? Murder lets the people know he's going up, gets to the top rope, and planchas the pile. Octagón in first, and smacking Murder with his sticks. I guess that's legal this week. Monster rushes over to grab the sticks from him, waves them around, swings, misses, and clotheslines Octagon anyway. UG gets Murder with a jumping frontcracker, one two NO. Gladiador up to the middle rope, legdrop misses. Monster points at the crowd, off the ropes, sliding clothesline, cover, Silver breaks it up. Silver stomps Monster and claps his hands. Forearms versus slaps actually goes Monster's way, though he stop to point and do jumping jacks. Off the ropes, Silver runs, hides and clotheslines him and he turns it around. Psycho breaks it up with his mad stomping, and stomps at the other rudos to keep them out. Wild swings at Copetes for fun. Whip, under, over, powerslam, pose, pin, one two NO. Leisurely count there. Psycho punches Silver in the head, then poses a bit before going out to the apron. Top rope, splash meets feet. Silver off the ropes, jumping DDT, Psycho down but near the ropes. Murder’s in to break it up, but both feet are in the ropes anyway. Octagón and Gladiador pound Murder in the back before he can get going, but he roars up, and slaps each guy. Horrible time for the overhead shot, but there it is. Silver gets in a shot to the back of the knee to stop him, then the rudos work over Psycho for a moment. Both Psycho and Monster whipped, both duck clotheslines and spear the rudos. Octagon tries swinging at Murder, Murder grabs him by the throat and puts him on the top rope, Murder turns around, Octagon jumps on his back, Monster jumps on Octagon’s back, Psycho goes the middle rope and leaps to knock the pile over onto Silver and Gladiador! One two NO. Octagon was an unwilling passenger there. Silver charge at Psycho and tumbles to the floor on a backdrop. Flying sit on Gladiador. Psycho on the top rope, Gladiador loaded to him, superbomb. Murder up top, splash, Psycho & Monster keep Silver and Octagon from coming in, one two...three.

Match 3: Billy el Malo, Cibernético, Escoria vs Dark Dragon, La Parka, Tito Santana in a lumberjack rules match 
Auditorio Benito Juarez, Zapopan, Jalisco, 03/18/2012

Winner: Bizarros
Match Time: 8:03
Rating: fine
Notes: Parka starts to dance, then gets angry. Participants from the cage match come back out as lumberjacks here. Alan and Elegido are wearing shirts. So unlike them. Ref is Piero.

La Parka runs to start the match, belatedly realizing what a poor idea it is. Even without his help, the rudos get the better of the técnicos. Parka slowly stomps Cibernético out, and you've never seen him run so fast. Escoria out runs everyone when he's thrown out. Cibernético spears the lesser rudos, but Parka catches him with a kick to the chest to stop that. Corner whip, Cibernético sidesteps the charge, clothesline for Tito, back elbow for Dragon, Parka knocks him down again. Parka screams at Tito, and gets Dragon to his feet before going back punching the lesser Bizarros. Whip for Cibernético, charge, Cibernético backdrops them both the floor, and the lumberjacks swarm them. Billy helpfully kicks Dragon as he tries to come in, keeping him out for a few more slaps.

Tito and Billy slap fight, Bill wins via kick to the leg. Whip, very, and back with a headscissors that sends Tito to the ropes. Billy off the ropes, sunset flip, Tito rolls thru but misses the dropkick, Billy runs him over with a double knee smash to the face. Chop. Corner whip, reversed, reverses again, Billy flips Tito to the apron, Tito ducks a punch, and hooks Billy. Billy back elbows him a few time. Shots to the back. Billy off the ropes, slides out (no lumberjacks now), and Tito follows with a tope con giro to the floor. Lumberjacks turn up then, but hold each other off. Dark Dragon drops Escoria with a sling blade. Chest slap for Escoria, but Escoria hooks a wristlock and gets his own slap in. Walk up the ropes double jump armdrag send Dragon cross the ring. Clothesline misses, back spin headscissors into an armdrag sends Dark Dragon out. Escoria dropkicks him thru the ropes, and pulls off an inside out tornillo. Cibernético and Parka in, one more time. Park sunset flip, Cibernético blocks it with a punch, and then keeps punching. Cibernético steps away, lets Parka up, Cibernético small package one two NO. Hey, he knows how to do a small package. Cibernético snap suplex! One two NO. Cibernético can't believe it. Parka kicks him straight in the face, then holds him up by his hair. Tito in with chair – but Cibernético ducks and Park takes the shot. Cibernético kicks Tito, Michinoku Driver for him. Parka's pulled off his own glove, and starts punching Cibernético in the head with his bare hand repeatedly. Both Parka and Tito go for the chair, Park get it and threatens Tito with it for his miss. Piero gets in between and warns Piero – wants him of what. Octagon runs in to the ring with his own chair. Cibernético sees him, but moves and throws Parka in the way, and Octagón cracks Parka. Octagón is unconcerned, and walks away ns Cibernético covers Parka, one two three.

Octagon walks back over to parka, but so he can punch him on the mat. Tito and Dark Dragon join in. Everyone else is a bit confused, though the lumberjack just quickly head to the back. Bizarro get their arms raised and leave as the rudos rip up Parka's mask. They don't show the Bizarro enough to know what everyone’s thinking, but Billy seem to be voting for making the a save, and the rest decide to go with it. All it takes is them running into the ring for the rudos to clear out. Billy and Escoria now want to stomp Parka, but Cibernético holds them off. He gives Cibernético a look, and they walk off, passing the medics on their way.

Match 4: el Hijo del Perro Aguayo vs Héctor GarzaJack EvansLA Park in a AAA's Rey de Reyes Tournament final match 
Auditorio Benito Juarez, Zapopan, Jalisco, 03/18/2012

Winner: Perro Aguayo
Match Time: 12:53
Rating: ok
Notes: Jack has his belt. Perro and Hector enter together. Park has hit belt. A fan jump the rail to talk to him, and security lets them hang out for a while. Clipped entrance here too. Piero is ref.

Seems like it's joined in progress after the whistle. Park kicks Perro, then avoids Hector so Jack can get a top rope 'rana on him. Park takes out Perro with the elbow driver, and Jack adds his moonsault tornillo one two Garza breaks it up. I'm already with those two saving each other, but maybe not so much everyone else. Jack holds Hector on the ropes, and Park takes off his gloves for slaps. Whip, Garza ducks a double clothesline, and Park just turns and clothesline Jack. Jack goes flipping. Garza waits, misses his own clothesline, Park sends him out with headscissors. Garza swings wildly, and Park wildly him out with a plancha. Perro waits on the apron, for Park to get up, then jumps on him with a silla. Garza looks towards the crowd and seem to have some issue with some fans. Security hustles over there and backs Hector off. The three on outside move close to the ring, Jack springboard tope con giro is caught by the Perros, who dump him in the crowd near where Hector was just at. Maybe he was just clearing a space? Perro Jr. stands up Park, grabs him, and it’s time for Hector to accidentally kicks his friend in his head. Perro collapses, almost taking Hector’s trunks with him. Jack back in, and Park boosts him into a dropkick on Hector. Park thanks him by flipping him out with a clothesline again. Park gives the crowd a big thumbs down. Jack set up top. Park slaps him, climbs up, and pulls him of with a super frontcracker. Karen Jarrett runs to the ring, Tito Santana trialing behind, and gets on the apron to scream at Park. Park struts! Shaky leg dance! Karen slaps him. That seems like a poor idea. Park turns, his head, Karen drops to the floor and runs, and Tito runs with him. Park is right behind, everyone stopping their sprint on the stage. Karen hides behind Tito. That's not going to work out well for either of you. Park keeps approaching them, and Jeff Jarrett sneaks behind to smack Park with a guitar. Guitar doesn’t break, nothing actually breaks around here. Jarrett screams at Park, as does Karen. Split screen, Hector works over Jarrett in the ring while Jeff brings Park back to it. Hector has a table set up in the corner, but stops to cover Park. One two three.

Jack up and punching and kicking Garza. No idea where Perro is – oh, there he is, dropkicking jack. Perro goes back to setting up the table. Crowd shot clip. Hector overshoots Jack on the quebrada, but adjust to lay on top of him. Garza covers, but Piero is off talking to Park and not paying any attention. Garza powerbomsb jack hard. Perro gabs jack from the apron. Bad idea again, and Hector kicks Perro in the head. Park grabs Perro, and throws him over the barricade into the crowd. Park back in, shoving Piero, spinning Garza, and fouling him. Sound has gone out of sync with the action, at least on my version, and we hear Park putting Garza thru the table with a flying sit/stomp five seconds before it happens. Perro comes back in and swings at Park, knocking him out of the ring and following. Meanwhile, jack covers Hector, one two three.

Jack and Perro circle, though they have to wait for the doctor to come in and check on Garza. The doctor is unconcerned there are people brawling three feet away from him. Perro gets in the better punch and powerbombs Jack. One two NO. Garza is grabbing his back, but on his feet. Park is finally leaving. Jack up and leg kicking Perro. Off the ropes, Perro face smashed into a chair. Garza up on the apron, but Jack threatens him with a chair. Jack fired up but killing some time. Hey, look, Perro’s bleeding. Kick to the chest, hard swinging kick to the back of the head, chair laid on top, standing on top moonsault, one and Piero is distracted by Garza. Jack complains about not getting there, then goes outside for something. Jack back in to kick Perro in the head. Not sure what he got. Maybe nothing, because he's out the other side now. Jack still can't find whatever here’s looking for. Back in to punch Perro a few more times. Maybe this is the part you should've clipped out? Jack kicks Perro in the chest and the leg, and goes for a chair, but Perro pops up and kicks him. Perro set up the chair and bodyslams Jack on it. Garza’s found the table, which must’ve been what Jack was looking for, and slides it in for Perro to set up. Perro set it up in front of the corner, but then falls down on his own. Perro stands back up, suplexes Perro, no, Jack cradle one two NO, I think Garza distracted Piero again but they can’t get it on camera. Jack covers Perro, one two NO. Jack sunset flip, one two no. again, isn’t not clear if Garza is distracted Piero or not. Jack 'rana, Perro powerbombs, feet on the ropes, one two NO. Garza can't believe it. Perro’s face is covered in blood. Jack backslide, bridge, one two no, and that time Garza did grab Piero's leg. Perro shoves Jack in the ropes, Perro charges and kneelifts him, I guess. Chair jab to the midsection, chair to the back. Perro shoves Jack into the corner with the table, sets him on the top rope, and climbs up with him. Superplex? No, Perro all the way up for more punches. This seems poor idea. Jack sneaks in an uppercut foul! Superbomb thru the table! Jack covers, one two – Garza breaks up the pin! I guess there’s no DQ's this day. Piero and Garza argue, Jack turns to get Piero’s attention, Piero scoops him up, martinete, one two three.

Dorian and the Reinas del Ring walk out to present Perro with his sword.