AAA on Televisa (Regional) #18 (03/10/2012)
Recapped: 03/17/2012

Match 1: Billy el Malo & Escoria vs Argos & Semental 
Gimnasio Agustín Millán, 03/02/2012

Winner: Consejo
Match Time: 10:48
Rating: OK
Notes: I guess all of Come With Me is the Consejo anthem, which is fantastic. Argos has an evil Sin Cara red and black mask – and pulls it off to reveal a black Astro Boy mask. Ha. Billy still has his cow skull. This is a match that could open a card anywhere in the country! Consejo rudos jump the Bizarros to get going. Tirantes is referee.

Brawling. Argos goes to pull off Billy's mask. That’s a problem for Billy, who is not wearing a mask. Argos dumps him out instead. Whip, double drop kick to the Escoria's knee. Whip, Argos back elbow, catapult holholhold and Semental springboard kick to the chest. Argos offers Billy a handshake so Semental can get in with a kick. Slap to the chest. Whip, Billy tries a 'rana, so Argos can block it and hold him up for a Semental kick. Styles Clash! Argos rolls him over for the pin, but only gets one, and then argues about the count with Tirantes. I hope they saw last week’s show. Semental slaps Billy and kicks him inside the leg. Tirantes gets to tease a DQ, so it's good day for him. Corner whip, Semental charging clothesline, Argos jumping lag lariat. Billy whipped to a corner, Escorpion whipped to him, Billy flips his partner to safety, Semental charges, Billy moves, and Semental spear the post on his way out. Argos charges and is kicked away, and Escoria lands a cross body. Crowd is really quiet, or really not miced well. Ring is plenty loud. Argos tries a sunset flip on Escoria, but Billy breaks it up with a running knee. Crowd chants for the Bizarros. Escoria charges Argos, Argos flips him away, Billy kicks Argos and lifts him over his shoulder, and Escoria adds a springboard legdrop. Semental brought back in and slapped. Bizarros take off Semental’s Consejo shirt - and he wearing a Under Armor shirt underneath. They still slap him hard. Whip, Semental waved by, drop toe hold, Escoria running boot to the face. Escoria freaks out, but I guess in a técnicos way now. Whip for Semental, double clothesline misses, Semental rope flip faceslam and double dropkick to send him out. Bizarros pose. Consejo regroup.

Argos and Escoria in, Argos leaps over Escoria and kicks him in the leg. Argos sits Escoria on the ropes, pulls him off to the corner, then does an outside in swinging dropkick with Semental holding the Bizarro in place. Corner whip, Escoria flips out of the corner, Argos clothesline misses, Escoria jumping heel kicks does not. Semental rushes over to clothesline him. Si Se Puedo chant start. Whip, reversed, Semental under a clothesline back with his spinning tope. Otra chant does not catch on. Big chest slap knocks Escoria. Clothesline blocked, Escoria walks up the ropes, double rope bounce headscissors sends Semental spinning out. Escoria runs, but does a roll and pose and no dive. Tag to Billy. Argos again offers a handshake. Billy asks the crowd, who does not like the idea. Argos throws a fit. They go thru again, because the crowd seems way into it. Argos keeps offering, but no. Off the ropes, Argos over, Flipping run, Billy reacts, then adjusts and dropkicks Argos. Argos claps and poses. Clothesline blocked and Argos smacks him back. Chops and forth. Argos spinning kick misses, Billy kicks him in the back of the leg. Billy turns around, and Semental runs into clothesline him. Escoria in, no, Tirantes cutting him off. Consejo double clothesline misses, and Billy pushes off Semental to headscissors Argos. Semental senton misses, double clothesline misses, Billy rope bounce double armdrag sends them both to the ropes. Argos grabs Billy, Semental sings, and Argos gets knocked out of the ring. Billy runs, Semental tosses him - right into a tornillo on Argos. Semental can't believe these things just keep going wrong. Escoria charges, escapes the quebradora, whips Semental the other way, run thru the ropes tornillo bodyblock, landing on his feet. Semental kicks Escoria back in the corner, backs up, charges, and takes the UG knee bump all the way to the floor. Escoria runs – nice slingshot tornillo to the floor. Billy and Argos back in, Billy sit down powerbomb one two NO. Argos clothesline misses, Argos jumps into a Billy clothesline. One two NO. Chop by Billy. Corner whip, Argos takes a odd route to the corner, Billy charges in, Argos flips him to the apron, Billy fights hi off. Tirantes talking to Semental for a while here, and so he misses Argos reaching into his pants and pulling out tremendous amount of powder. Argos up top, top rope Spanish Fly one two three.

Tirantes is not thrilled about raising the rudos hands, and never actually seems to.

Match 2: Dr. Wagner Jr. & Drago vs Halloween & Octagón
Gimnasio Agustín Millán, 03/02/2012

Winner: técnicos
Match Time: 13:41
Rating: bleh
Notes: Everyone gets their own entrance. Halloween is wearing all black. Tito is with Octagon. Piero is ref. Rudos jump técnicos immediately after introductions. Octagon even does some of the work!

Tito contributes with the sticks. Those two take care of Wagner while Halloween works over Drago. Wagner reveres a corner whip, sending Halloween shoulder first into a chair, to start the comeback. Drago hits people with a chair, then they pose. Halloween threatens to walk out. Rudos come back, but it's a lot of screwing, people spitting at each other and walking out on each other. Halloween and Tito take Drago's offense to a limited amount of success, and Drago finishes with a nice moonsault tornillo form the post. Wagner poses a lot. I mean, a lot, there's about a minute of him just looking around while Octagon doesn’t come in. Halloween comes in, does the Wagner pose, gets in one kick to the head, and rolls out. Octagon gets in the spinning armdrag, and Wagner throws himself into the crowd. Wagner a security guy have an issue, and then Drago has to calm him down. Wagner plays up to Marisela Pena. Wagner gets in offense with Octagon, Drago the same with Halloween, Wagner and Halloween go back and forth and Wagner gets his dive, and Dragon and Octagón are into finish. Dragon is too fast for Octagón to keep up with for his moves, but that's okay because it's not lasting long – low blow kick, unprotected chair shot to the head. Piero just watches this for a bit, then calls for the DQ.

El Consejo runs in and attacks everyone. Break while this is still going on.

Rey de Reyes qualifying match 1 & 2 recap.

Match 3: Jack Evans vs Chessman, Texano Jr., Nicho el Millionario in a AAA's Rey de Reyes semifinal match
Gimnasio Agustín Millán, 03/02/2012

Winner: Jack Evans
Match Time: 9:36
Rating: good in parts
Notes: Texano has random Texano music. Nicho tries to offer Texano a handshake? Referee is Tirantes.

Texano bails to start the mach, but chessman is after him. Jack tries to cradle Nicho in the meantime, but Nicho keeps kicking out. Texano tries tog et back in, but Nicho blows him up with a dropkick and follows him out. Meanwhile, Jack greets a returning Chessman with a backflip back elbow, which may not have been the idea. Nicho back in, suplex into a Rosa, one two NO. Texano trips Nicho up, and crotches him around the corner post. Whip, Jack backflips off Chessman, Chessman boots him in the ropes, Jack kicks off him and flips to the a rope. Chessman kicks away, Jack springboard in with a silla. One tw-NO. Jack drags Chessman near the corner and climbs up. Texano stops that, crotching Jack. Jack slaps and forearms Texan, but Nicho forearms him too. Chessman helps – two man stacked up superplex/powerbomb. Chessman kicks Nicho. Whip, toss and Nicho down with a ‘rana. Nicho trips Chessman into the rope sand adds a guillotine legdrop. Texano up and dropkicking Nicho out, then side slamming Jack. Texano senton, one – Chessman and Nicho pull Texano out and both slap him. Chops, and the rudos hold him for a Jack springboard front flip silla to the floor. Everyone's after Texano here. Chessman in, Nicho slaps him from the back. Chessman kick caught, and Nicho drops him. Texano in, reverse DDT for him. Jack kicks, Nicho blocks it, flips him, kick to the midsection and hanging spinning DDT. Nicho's cleared everyone out, time to pose. Chessman charges, Nicho stops him, Chessman pushes him away, Nicho misses a clothesline, Chessman spears him, one two three.

Chessman sit down powerbomb on Nicho. Nicho is still laying in the ring for some reason. Middle rope legdrop, two count. Chessman can't believe it. Powerbomb backcracker by Chessman, but moonsault tornillo misses. Jack knocks Chessman into the corner with a spinning kick. Nicho is now getting up and talking to Tirantes about something, seemingly confused about what he's out of the match. Nicho keeps on discussing this while Jack and Chessman are doing spots and Tirantes is trying to count, running shooting star press, one two NO. Texano clotheslines Jack. Nicho is sill arguing, and Tirantes tells him to go. Tornado Texano on Chessman, one two [hesitation] three.

Nicho is still here! Tirantes gets annoyed, and shoves him twice, Nicho taking a bump thru the ropes. My best guess is Nicho is upset that Tirantes is calling it fair, or at least not favoring the rudos. Nicho appears to leave at this point. Jack and Texano left, Jack kicks Texano from the apron and springboards in with a spinning toe kick to the head. Viva Mexico standing moonsault tornillo splash, one two NO. Jack yells and points to the corner, then drags Texano back. Nicho has returned! He's arguing with a security person now. Jack top rope 450 (or maybe 63) misses, but Jack rolls thru. NO problem, Texano kicks him anyway, shoulder powerslam...one....kickout. Texano gets up and gets in Tirantes face. Texano threatens him, then turns back to Jack, who's still down but pounding the mat. Jack forearms Texano a few times, off the ropes, clothesline misses, Texano half nelson backbreaker, one – Tirantes stops to talk to Nicho! Texano up and angry. Texano gets in Tirantes face, then tells Nicho to leave. Nicho finally does. Texano sit down powerbomb. Tirantes looks around – one two, stop, kickout. Texano seems pretty sure that he can yell at Tirantes into kicking out. Texano gets the bullrope and starts whipping Jack with, but Tirantes breaks that up. Texano grabs Tirantes by his shirt. DO IT. Texano keep teasing it, so Tirantes teases a DQ. Texano makes it up with a hug. Dr. Wagner Jr. is apparently no fan of hugs, because that causes his music to play. About twenty seconds later, he wanders out. Wagner walks to the ring, all fired up, and slaps the mat. Texano looks at him, Tirantes gets in between, Tirantes shoves them apart, and Jack gets Texano with a reverse bodyscissors cradle, one two three. Total fast count.

Texano and Wagner point and yell at each other while Jack celebrates. Texano walks off. Jack and Wagner celebrate.

Match 4: LA Park vs La Parka, Electroshock, Silver King in a AAA's Rey de Reyes semifinal match
Gimnasio Agustín Millán, 03/02/2012

Winner: LA Park
Match Time: 14:50
Rating: good brawl
Notes: Joined in progress. Tirantes is ref.

Electroshock top rope planchas all three opponents, one two NO. Electroshock overacts. Cutter for Parka, Cutter for Parka, Silver offers himself up for one, Electro tires it, Silver shoves him off and knees him in the midsection. Kick to the midsection, Death valley driver one two three. Hey, this match was joined at the right time for me.

Silver and Park exchange quick covers, and Park lands an enziguri for two. Silver kicks around Park, spinning DDT, one two NO. Parka claps for the show. Silver and Parka chop. Silver off the ropes, clothesline misses, Parka waistlock, Silver heel kick, Parka sidesteps and clotheslined him, one two NO. Sunset flip, Silver rolls thru but misses a dropkick, Parka kicks him, steps over the casita, gently gets shoved off, and Silver kicks him as he comes back. Silver turns Parka around, talks to him, then slams him. Silver up – middle rope moonsault misses. Silver clothesline – no, Parka fujiwara. Silver gives.

Park immediately hits Parka in the back with a chair. Parka rolls out, and Park runs him over with a chair. Park ends up right in front of Marisela, so says a word to her. Park grabs Parka, clears out to the fans, and throws Parka over the barricade. Chair shot to the back. Park rips up Parka's mask. Box to the head. Cooler to the head! Park throws the cool tub back over the railing, so he'll be doing that. They're in the crowd, and there’s no good shot of them. Park helpfully throws Parka back over. Park grabs a box of bottles, and throws the box at Parka. Parka is bleeding quite a bit, the forehead of his mask totally ripped. Park throws the cooler tub in the ring, which it make a loud noise (and the ring doesn’t bounce much.) Parka has blood on his hands, not sure if it's from the other cut. Crowd LOUD for Parka. Park is annoyed. Fans throwing garbage in the ring. Park taunts the fans with a chair in hand. Chair shot to parka's shoulder/head while he's on the mat. Park wedges a chair in in the corner while the Parka chant fires up again. Park takes off his belt, and whips Parka with it. Park now waving on the chant. Park grabs his title belt, and smacks Parka in the face with it. One two NO. Not sure why this all isn't a DQ, now that I think about. Park argues the count, and slips Piero in the face, but Piero refuses to change it. Park taunting the crowd. Parka hasn't been off the mat in minutes. Park stands him up, and goes after the cut more. Headbutts, even. Punches to the forehead. Park wipes the blood around, then wipes it on himself! That's not very sanitary. Corner whip, Parka puts on the breaks, and waves Park into the chair. Parka grabs the chair, sets up, and smacks Park in the face as he charges. Another time. Parka drops down and covers, one two no. Parka's mask is barely haaaffhhanging on, despite his attempts to fix it. Parka rips up Park's mask. Park out, parka with him. Parka tries to clothesline Park over the aisle, Park can't get over, then just stops and steps over. Parka in with him. , and they both go deep into the crowd. It's tough to see, with the black outfits and not much light. AAA does not pick the most useful angles. They both wander back to the ring, Parka knocks Park backwards. Park goes over the rail by himself. Parka takes a tray of drinks, but leaves it behind when he goes over the barricade. Both back in, Piero right behind them. Chop fight, Park getting the better of it. Park messes with the drink tub, still sitting in the ring. Parka stays this is it. Powerbomb – thru the tub! That broke, but it looked brutal for Parka. Parka clears the tub out of the way, then goes grab his Parka apron and lays it over the top of Parka. DIGGING THE GRAVE. Park goes for a leglock – oh no, it's the bad cradle, BOTH MEN PINNED, one two NO. That would've been really weird. Parka inside cradle one two NO. Park sits Parka on the top rope, and pulls him off with a super frontcracker. one two three. Three? Piero shrugs his shoulders, but it turns it he's unhappy Park won.

Dorian, Konnan, Chessman and Octagon walk to the ring. LA Park thanks Dorian for letting him into his house. Dorian calls him Adolfo and says he's not happy with him for his behavior and the problems he's causing them with TNA. Park must apologize to Jeff Jarrett. LA Park asks Dorian if he's lost his mind, but with a bit harsher language. He will not be apologizing, he's LA Park! Is there going to be a problem? Dorian yells at Park that he has to pay Konnan the money Konnan had to pay for the fines, and Park goes after Dorian. You don't go after LA Park's money, that’s a bad idea. Chessman and Octagon pull Park back, with Konnan and getting in the middle. Clip, and Konnan alone is telling Park that he must apologize to Jeff Jarrett and kiss Karen's feet. LA Park says he wants to make this clear to Konnan, Dorian, Octagon, and Parka (Chessman all offended!) and Jeff Jarrett – screw Jeff Jarrett. And that’s that.

Rey de Reyes video package to hype AAA vs Consejo, Rey de Reyes, LA Park vs Jeff Jarrett, and Mesías vs Jeff Jarrett. Hmm.