CMLL on Teleformula #62 (08/28/2011)
Recapped: 09/03/11

Announcers appear to be Rey Bucanero, JCR and Felino, but Felino reveals he's actually in our main event, and tags out to Tiger. Felino ends up calling the first match anyway.

Match 1: Metal Blanco, Palacio Negro, Sangre Azteca © vs Cancerbero ©, Loco Max, Virus
Arena Coliseo Guadalajara, 08/02/2011

  1. técnicos

  2. rudos
  3. técnicos

Winner: técnicos (2-1)
Match Time: 17:24
Rating: okay
Notes: Loco Max hand his whip to the ring girl, so she can hit him a bit. He is so weird. Metal Blanco has his belt, Palacio Negro does not. Cancerbero is captain?!? Virus must have a plan. Ref is Edgar and the guy who is not Loco.

1: Virus and Sangre Azteca battle on the mat, which keeps him from doing any low blow dropkicks for a while. Metal Blanco and Loco Max have their own even exchange that last a while. Blanco is finally able to armdrag the rudo away. Palacio has to springboard and roll in the ring, but won't Cancerbero handshake. Crowd appears to be loudly chanting PA LA CIO, which is weird not because they want to root for this man, but for them chanting anything even tangentially related to the match. Palacio starts right off with the flips, and Cancerbero punishes him with a clothesline. Palacio escapes a corner whip with yet more flips, then gets in the handspring backflip headscissors. Dropkick sends Cancerbero out, but the other rudos stop Palacio before he can get flying. Loco drags Palacio around by his mask. Corner whip, Metal flips his amigo to safety but misses a clothesline. Blanco sends out Virus with a boosted dropkick, and runs past Virus to tope Loco (who doesn’t much catch him.) Sangre drops Virus in the spot for Palacio Negro to land a handspring rope flip moonsault (to the face) and then gets his own pin with a dropkick to the face. That's the fall.

2: Metal Blanco and Loco Max's exchange ends up on the floor, and they're completely unconcerned about the people who are wandering around while Blanco pulls off an apron push off headscissors. Sangre armdrags Cancerbero around (and Bucanero decides those are suplexes!) Quebradora for the big man. Wheel kick sends him out. Felino says Sangre is much better as a rudo. He's not alone. He and Loco Max exchange counters and chops. Loco Max takes the monkey flip, and Sangre half-heatedly teases a dive. Palacio is fired up to face Virus. Head to head shoving. Slap fight, Palacio is not winning that. He's whipped into a Cancerbero kick, and Loco holds him down from the outside while the Cancerbero stomp him down. Sangre tries to save, he's stopped, and there's a funny bit where both Virus and Cancerbero think the other is going to knock Azteca down, before they both just do it. General beatdown, slaps and kicks and occasionally multiple ones at the same time. Cancerbero and Virus drop Palacio with a double spinebuster, Edgar starts to count one, stops, starts to count one, stops, counts one two three. I guess shoulder wasn't down? Sangre is quickly finished.

3: Beatdown continues. Cancerbero lands his rolling off Virus' back elbow drop, but Sangre rolls out before Virus can add the dropkick he wanted. More holding for more dropkicks. Sangre sidesteps a Cancerbero corner charge to start the comeback. Virus dropkicks Cancerbero in the corner by mistake, and Sangre add the low bow dropkick. Took him a while. Palacio sends out Virus with a flying armdrag, Loco kicks him out, Metal Blanca get Loco with a plancha, but Loco comes back with a casadora cradle for two. Small package for two. Metal Blanco 'rana one two three.

Not the captain, match keeps going. Virus in, and Blanca eventually lands a springboard plancha on him for two. More reversals, but Virus scoops up Blanca for a tossing faceslam. Virus Stretch, Blanco is done.

Palacio in and missing a dropkick. Whip, reversed, Palacio whiffs on an armdrag attempt, Virus having the ropes. Virus kicks Palacio while he's down and charges. Virus kicks Palacio in the head, knocking Palacio back. Virus charges, dropkick misses, out he goes, and Palacio after with a rope flip moonsault. Sangre and Cancerbero in. Sangre dropkick misses, corner whip, reversed, Cancerbero sets Sangre on the top and punches him. Chop back and forth, Sangre shoves Cancerbero out, and Cancerbero just happens to fall in position for the elbow dropkick. Seriously. That's three.

Match 2: Hijo del Fantasma, La Máscara ©, Sagrado vs Dragón Rojo Jr., Felino, Último Guerrero ©
Arena Coliseo Guadalajara, 08/02/2011

  1. rudos

  2. técnicos
  3. rudos

Winner: rudos (2-1)
Match Time: 11:09
Rating: bleh
Notes: Felino dances to the ring with Zacarias and a Kid Niebla. Zacarias goes to the ring, but Felino pushes back to dance with an edecan (dressed as bee!) They dance for a while, and Felino tries to pull him away, but Zacarias goes back. Felino tries to stop him, so Zacarias dances with the other girl. Felino tries to pull him back, and Zacarias goes back again – so Felino dances for a little before bringing him in. Guerreros do not dance. Occasionally, I forget Sagrado still exists. Ref is Loco and Edgar

1: UG & Mascara start off. UG is still heavyweight champion here, though JCR knows about the break up with Atlantis. That really narrows this VO taping down to about a days worth of time, unless I misheard anything. There's stuff going on with UG and Fantasma near the crowd that they don't show, though it seems to involve a lot of thrown drinks, and then the rudos suddenly take over for a beatdown (though Fantasma seems unaware for a bit.) Flying sit on Fantasma. Drop toe hold and some iffy timed elbow drops for Mascara. Senton de la muerte for Sagrado. Two man tapatía with Felino adding a facelock to finish Sagrado. UG takes care of Fantasma himself.

2: Rudos untie La Mascara's mask. Dragon Rojo low blow dropkick there. Mascara makes the comeback with the rolling dropkick on UG, and a tope that's totally missed by the camera. Fantasma lands the Ghost Lariat on Dragon Rojo, and Sagrado just blocks a cradle for the other pin.

3: Sagrado gets Dragon with the roll of the back headscissors, headscissors sends UG out, quebradora for Felino. Sagrado also kicks him softly. Zacarias tries his luck, and ducks under a Sagrado kick, but poses and gets kicked in the head on the next try. UG & Fantasma with a cheer battle. Long one. Fantasma takes of his shirt to finally end it, but UG spins him out with a shoulderblock. Dragon Rojo comes in to stomp as UG poses. Fantasma comes back with a headscissors armdrag take over. Fantasma boost dropkicks sends Dragon Rojo, and UG just sort of disappears during a camera switch. Backbreaker/gutbuster for Zacarias, and a kick too! Fantasma really taking care of Zacarias. Dragon and Mascara in last, Dragon Rojo demanding Mascara deshirt too. Of the ropes avoidance, with Felino tripping up Máscara from the outside. Mascara fights both rudos off, Dragon Rojo taking the superkick. Zacarias in to kick, strusts, and get kicked while jumping. UG in. Oh, wait, JCR says UG is ex-champ, never mind what I said before. UG quickly takes the knee bump out, but Dragon Rojo fights off Mascara with a kick. Felino and Dragon Rojo sent into each other by the other técnicos, the rudos are knocked out of the ring, and the técnicos land topes on the rudos, camera only managing to catch one of them. UG back in, Máscara swing kicks UG from the apron and in with a plancha, UG rolls thru one two three. Huh, that was an unexpected finish.

And that's it.