Match 1: Caifan I, Máscara Púrpura, Silencio vs Antifaz del Norte, Hator, Veneno
Arena Coliseo Monterrey, 04/17/2011
rudos
Winner: rudos (2-1)
Match Time: 15:45
Rating: so Monterrey
Notes: Joined at the whistle. I still don’t know who the Monterrey referees.
1: Rudos jump the técnicos off the bat. Brawling switches to triple teams quick, with a nice triple faceslam. Double suplex and a frog splash on Silencio to finish him. Veneno shows off his crazy man karate on Mascara Purpura. Antifaz Michinoku driver, Hator goes up, Hator takes forever getting set, flying elbow drop turns into a splash, eh. Announcer proclaims the fall “impressionate!” and I disagree with the noises coming out of my television.
2: Brawling. Veneno's karate chops are so powerful, they don't even need to hit Purpura to knock him down. Caifan challenges Antifaz to hit him harder, and then Antifaz does. Corner charges on Caifan. Veneno's punches are amazing. Antifaz gives Purpura a inverted crucifix powerbomb and whips him to Caifan, but Caifan flips him to safety to start the comeback. Silencio is like 10 seconds late for his springboard armdrag. He and Hator go out of the ring, and the other two técnicos get finishes. Revenge brawling all around.
3: Crowd brawling continues. Referee takes karate chops to the head getting involved. Veneno gets brought back in the ring, takes the karate chop from everyone, and the gives it to Everyone. (Referee is the only one who takes a bump.) Announcers discussing WWE while everyone screws around. That is this match. Caifan starts on a showcase, but then Veneno starts killing him with karate chops. Caifan does end up knocking him out and gets Antifaz with a headstands (held a long time and Antifaz can't shake him loose) into a headscissors. Purpura is next, going well until Veneno's karate chop gets him. Veneno's karate pose gets him superkicked right out of the ring. Silencio last, landing on Hator with a tope con giro to finish his run. Other técnicos get sunset flips on other rudos, but only get 2. Rudos get inside cradles for 2. Everyone clotheslines everyone until the refs start clotheslining each other and count falls for themselves. When things get back to normal, rudos get dropkicked out, and técnicos follow with dives. Hator and Silencio, Silencio inside cradle for two, bad spinebuster for two, lots of clothesline avoidance, Hator puts on an abdominal stretch, Hijo del Ninja runs in with a lunch tray for no apparent reason and swings it, Hator pulls Silencio in front and Ninja hits his fellow técnico (I guess.) Refs saw all of this, they're okay with it. Hijo del Ninja is not happy about this turn of events, but is also not concerned enough to break up the pin one foot in front of him, instead just making a sad face as they count three.
Mascara Purpura questions Hijo del Ninja a bit, Silencio shoves Hijo del Ninja, Hijo del Ninja tackles him and they roll around the mat fighting. Ninja tries to choke out Silencio with the lid, Purpura and Caifan don’t care enough to get involved here. Exactly how I feel! There's a post match interview with Silencio where Hijo del Ninja runs in and they fight again.