Match 1: Fabi Apache, Mari Apache vs Trauma I, Trauma II
Arena Lopez Mateos, 01/29/11

Winner: Apaches
Match Time: 17:14
Rating: good
Notes: Off of Black Terry Jr.’s video

1: Uno and Mari start. Lockup, Mari gets an armdrag and holds Trauma down. Trauma's got his left shoulder very taped up. Mari working a sort of elbow lock here, and Trauma's hurting. He rolls free to his back, but Mari ties up the legs and pulls him by his mask strings. Trauma grabs an armbar to get free. Half crab, grabbing the same side arm for added pressure. Rolled back over for a sunset flip, but Mari kicks out at one. Back away. Small Mari chant here – maybe one guy yelling passionately. Mari shoots in for a takedown, and locked on a crocked figure our. Mari rolls Uno over to his stomach, an, holding on the leg and adding a choke hold, more or less. Oh no, the fans are chanting “Esto Es Lucha!” Don't be that person! Trauma I gets to the ropes. Circle. Trauma single leg, ties up the legs, slips his hands thru, and pulls Mari into a reverse bodyscissors. Trauma's got his body locked around Mari's legs, so Mari has to pull both of them to the ropes. And she does. She's up but limping. Maybe you want to tag? No? No. Lockup, armdrag by Mari, Trauma swung over into a short arm scissors. Real close to the ropes, but Trauma can't see them from the way he’s facing (straight down.) Trauma turns out of it, wrapping Mari's leg around his head. Mari leads back for a toe hold her own, then swings around into a short arm scissors. They’re doing the chant again. Trauma is able to roll to the ropes this time. Tag? Yea, tag to Fabi. Trauma is complaining about something. I guess Mari will stay in anyone. Lockup, Trauma tosses Mari down by the hair to a seated position, stands behind her while putting his feet under her arms and in front of her legs, and back bends for a submission. I need more move names. Mari doesn't seem to be in any actual trouble here, but she grabs her back when Trauma lets go. Zero trip counters, standoff, but Trauma I is noticeably quicker.

Tags. Trauma II looks extra insane for some reason I can't describe. Fabi reaches for a lockup, takes Trauma down by the leg, and quickly flips him over while tying the leg. Dos out into an armbar, but Fabi snap mares him down and puts on a chinlock. Fabi keeping him there for a moment. Trauma to breaks free, scissors one leg, and rolls thru to put tie the other leg around his head. That's a nifty submission there. Fabi can't reach the ropes, and Trauma II is kind of unsubtle in moving so Fabi can finally get there. Fabi is hurting, but the crowd is strongly behind her. Lockup, Fabi armbar, takedown, figure four. Trauma scoots to the ropes, getting the bottom one. Fabi crowd chant again. Crowd obviously behind the women here, though there's some Trauma push back (and that seems to be from woman, oddly enough) Lockup, Trauma armbar, forward roll, Indian deathlock, neck crank and armbar. That's a crazy octopus hold. I have no idea what Fabi is going to do here. Oh, she's going to get free because Trauma II just let's go. Hate that. Fabi grabs her arm and makes the tag. Trauma II stays in. His clothesline misses, Mari's kick hits in theory. Chest slaps. Headlock, Mari shot off, back, and Trauma II knocks her down with a shoulderblock. That seems, uh, unlikely. Trauma II stands Mari up, and slaps her right in the face. Wow. The tenor just changed. Whip, Mari hiptosses him, tilt-a-whirl turns into as slam because it goes a bit wrong. Trauma II goes out, Mari tries to follows with a dive, and Trauma I kicks the ropes on the way thru. Mari's hung up on the middle rope while Uno rushes cross ring to forearm Fabi. Dos kicks Mari loose as Fabi’s brought in. Drop toe hold, inverted facelock, running kick to the face.

Fabi slowly crawls out. Mari climbs back in, but Dos stops her with another slap. Whip, Uno trips her out the other side, and sits her hanging form the apron. Dos adds a slingshot double stomp. Fabi in but hurting. Whip, double press into double gutbuster. Traumas could not be more proud of themselves now. Fabi makes pained faces for the camera. Traumas grab her again. Whip, double clothesline misses, and Mari missile dropkicks them both. Clothesline for Dos, clothesline for Uno, Fabi kick for Uno, Mari kick for Uno, Apache paired axe kick for Uno. Fabi loudly slaps Dos and kicks him in the chest. Crowd chanting Duro. Drop toe hold, on target dropkick to the head. DDT. Mari to the second – no, the top rope - and telling Fabi to move Dos into a position. Senton con giro flattens Dos. Apaches pose for the crowd, and Uno surprises them with a dropkick from behind. Sharp kick to Fabi's leg. Corner whip, Mari backdrops Fabi to safety and kicks Uno away. Plancha on Uno, one two no. Fabi 'rana, one two no. Clothesline misses, and Trauma drops her with a thrust kick to the chest. Trauma Uno with a sweet spin into an inverted figure four. Fabi is in trouble, but Mari kicks Uno in the head to break it up. Mari forearms Trauma Uno, and Uno tells him to bring it hard. Mari slaps him a few times, then forearms him in the face (odd hesitation there). Trauma cuts her down with a kick tot he thigh. Mari rushes back in and dropkicks Uno out, then runs for the dive. Uno moves, and Mari bowls him over with an apron tope con giro instead. Dos in. Mari charges, Dos catches her with a sidewalk slam, one two NO. Corner whip, reversed, Fabi charges in, Trauma Dos catches her, lefts her up, sets over his shoulder, and drops her with an Air Raid Crash. One two Mari breaks it up. She kicks Trauma around on the mat, then picks him up for a knee to the head. Corner whip, right into Fabi's thrust kick to the head. Double underhook faceslam. Mari picks him up – brainbuster! Uno need to resurface here if he wants this match to last. Tiger suplex one two three! Mari kept Uno out of the ring at the end.

Fabi can't believe they really got tres. She's pretty pleased with the win. Trauma Uno collects some of the change being thrown in. And that's it.