Previously: Joe Lider vs Nicho. Perro vs Wagner. Abyss, Brutus Magnus, Sting.

Match 1: Mascarita Divina, Mascarita Sagrada, Mini Charly Manson vs Mini Monster Clown, Mini Murder Clown, Mini Psycho Clown
Palenque de la Feria, Silao, Guanajuato, 09/11/2011

Winner: Mini Psycho Circus
Match Time: 5:22
Rating: OK
Notes: Piero is ref.

Intros, then a clip to the beatdown. This isn't going long. Crowd is loud and into the action, though it seems like a small-medium building. Beatdown is barely going before the técnicos start to turn it around. Big spot is Divina being backdropped out of the ring top of Monster and quite literally top of him, no headscissors or plancha or anything, just hitting them on the way down. The ring is clear of all but Murder and Charly. Mini Murder may be taller than Relampago. Charly gets a 'rana for 2, or nearly 2. Spinning DDT spot looks all sorts of wrong, then a clip to Monster and Sagrada in – casadora armdrag, headscissors on Psycho, springboard lifted into a headscissors on Monster, flipping apron and into a spinning headscissors on Sagrada. Not smooth, but more complicated than usual from him. Clip includes a shot of the two girls in bunny ears who are in the crowd at every show. I wonder how that happens. Well, maybe wonder is not the right word. Divina manages a casadora armdrag, a superkick and a springboard headscissors on Murder. Sunset flip reversal spot sets up a Divina dropkick of Monster. Dive tease and pose. Scrolling bar for Antonio Pena's mass is a bit distracting. Crowd chants for Charly as he missile dropkick Murder. Northern lights suplex, one two no. Dropkick sends Monster out. Charly out after, slingshot tope con giro. If the announcers are naming the clowns this week, it's buried underneath the crowd noise. I'm OK with that. Sagrada gets Psycho with a flying headscissors and a rolling faceslam. Lots of posing to a very active crowd. Flipping armdrag into a headscissors sends Psycho out, springboard twisting plancha onto Psycho. Announcers are also talking about TNA a lot. Divina with a flipping armdrag to send Monster out, and Divina follows with a plancha. Clip, and the rudos are beating down Sagrada again. Press slam, Murder top rope splash, everyone poses on top, one two three. That didn't make any sense, but the clowns are still winning.

Bizarros want a title shot, which segues into the Reina de Reinas situation, which somehow has to do with Roldan being beat down, which – this is one of those classic nonsensical video packages to hype a show (Heroes Inmortales), though none of those matches appear to be taking place on that show. And why are we just now showing Mickie James kissing Sexi Star? I want to see the vault of unused AAA vignettes which probably actually explain have the things, it'd be helpful.

AAA Tour Schedule
10/03: Leon
10/09: Heroes Inmoratles “5” (I dunno)
10/21: Arena Xalapa
10/30: Pachuca, Hidalgo

Velvet Sky vignette – this is a sit down técnico interview from the last iMPACT wrestling rebranding campaign. They do serious women's wrestling in TNA, she tells us, from whatever alternate universe this interview is taking place. Entrance video rolls after., though they've added shots from TripleMania.

Match 2: Electroshock & Heavy Metal vs Chessman & Silver King
Palenque de la Feria, Silao, Guanajuato, 09/11/2011

Winner: rudos
Match Time: 7:48
Rating: eh.
Notes: Ref is Copetes. Brawl for the word go. Chessman is wearing his red lantern outfit, which isn't quite as cool as Volador's gear.

Clip to Maniaquito and Lokillo doing their Zacarias/Monito impression. Maniaquito seems more mobile this week, in that he can actually walk. Jennifer and Naynzh are next. Rudos pull Jennifer out, then take over the ring for an extended beatdown. Electroshock gets chopped by both guys for a bit, then turns to the crowd to wave for support. It's Wagner style selling. Break appears randomly placed.

Abyss video. They use the TripleMania and other match footage here, so they are plainly capable of making videos for wrestlers now. Too bad it's not for anyone who works for them. I'm not sure they need a video package for Abyss the ninth or tenth time he's here when they're so short on time, but whatever.

Tour schedule.

“Magnus” entrance video. He has no first name anymore, I guess. Why do they have a subway map at the start of his video?

Everyone gets in shots on Electroshock, including Jennifer and Maniaquito. And, really, Copetes has a foot on him too. Metal sort of lays on the apron, sort of has one foot off it and is grabbing the ropes. Electroshock get slammed in the buckle, then slaps the mini repeatedly. Comedy. Rudos miss a clothesline on Electroshock, then spears both of them to start the comeback. It's a slow one, with Metal not really hurrying to participate, and Electroshock just taking down both guys himself. Heavy Punches all around. Copetes slow counts the técnicos, to their surprise. Rudos clear out Electroshock. A boost spot on Metal goes wrong when Metal doesn't do something right, and Chessman angrily shakes his head and picks him up. HMMMM. I hope Naynzh has the car keys. Metal is sent out quick. Clip to Electroshock kicking Chessman and Chessman begging off. They seem to be waiting for something, but for it, but then start going again. Electroshock with slaps and a kick. Lokillo and Maniaquito in. Lokillo takes off his shirt, charges, takedown, punches. Silver pulls Lokillo off by his pants and the rudos stomp him before the técnicos make the save. It's hidden by the camera work, but Metal seems to screwed up a dropkick on Silver, then follows with a thru the ropes tope con giro. Chessman lifts Electroshock for a chokeslam, but Electroshock turns it into a cutter. Cover, but Jennifer breaks it up before Copetes even counts. Rock comes in for her, but Chessman jumps and slaps Rock down. Jennifer Boston crab on Rock, Electroshock tries to break that up, Chessman spins him, kicks, suplex, suplex, suplex. Copetes counts one two three. Hey, Chessman won.

I don't know why Jennifer has a top hat here, but it's great.

Jeff Jarrett video package, featuring TripleMania footage

AAA public service announcement? Featuring Octagon, Drago, Sexi Star and Jennifer Blake. That's odd.

Sting video package.

Match 3: Dr. Wagner Jr., El Mesías, Extreme Tiger vs Damián 666, el Hijo del Perro Aguayo, Halloween
Palenque de la Feria, Silao, Guanajuato, 09/11/2011

Winner: técnicos
Match Time: 6:47
Rating: fine
Notes: Perro Jr. attacks Wagner as he's waking to the ring, and the brawl starts there. Piero is ref.

Not long until the first chair shot. Brawling beatdown. Crowd is loud. Perro goes after Wagner's mask. A lot of clips in a burst, not settling down until Wagner is sent into a Halloween spear. Rudos keep Tiger out and hold Wagner for more, only for Perro accidentally kick Damian. Wagner clears out the Perros himself, and Tiger comes back in to dive onto Halloween, tope con giro there. Double back elbow, casadora faceslam for Damian. Camel clutch/dropkick for Perro. Clip to everyone in their corners. Crowd loud for Mesías as kicks and spears Damian. Halloween sneaks in a punch, but eventually takes a frontcracker. No Perro. Tiger in, tripping Damian on the ropes and landing a guillotine legdrop to the outside. Perro is now, his clothesline misses, Tiger escapes the back suplex, and tags in Wagner. Perro is not happy. Perro charges, Wagner powerslams him. Snap mare, kick to the back of the head (slap not really timed up well there.) Wagner Driver! Wagner follows with a dropkick to the head instead of covering. Out goes Perro. Damian in, back elbow for Wagner, Tiger with a springboard dropkick on him, clip to Wagner bowling over both Perro and Damian with his usual dive. Tiger follows with an Asai tornillo onto the pile. Halloween and Mesías left in – this is not going to end well for the rudos. Chop fight is won by Halloween with a knee. Whip, head down too soon, Mesías kicks it. Mesías off the ropes, Halloween spear, one two NO. Halloween with a new move that I haven't seen from him but is surely a WWE finish I don't know. Two count. Halloween kicks is caught, Mesías spins him into a backcracker, Mesías up top, big splash. One two three.

Rudos immediately attack the técnicos to mitigate the win as much as possible. Konnan's music plays, and Chessman and Silver King rush out to even the odds. Konnan walks behind. Perro and Wagner brawl on their own for a while, but they do clip around to Damian helping. Clip again. Perro, when he remembers what he wants to say, and stops beating up Wagner and Mesías, tells Wagner that he's winning his title at Heroes Inmortales. Perro has one more surprise, his second is Konnan Big. This gets no reaction, and then slight boos. Awesome. Perro invites Wagner to get his own second, so they can see Perro win the title, then rushes Perro. Perro grabs Wagner's mask off, but his face is hidden this time. He gets a new mask during a clip, and they go for that one too. Konnan's turn – Jack & Tiger have been a problem long enough, so they'll defend against Abyss & Chessman. Konnan, thru his rapidly failing microphone, announces Mesías vs Sting. Clip to later, with the técnicos having cleared the ring.

Heroes Inmortales video package.