AAA on Televisa #1006 (08/21/2011)
Recapped: 08/30/11
Match 1: Extreme Tiger vs Joe Lider and Abyss and Chessman in a Monsters Ball match
Plaza de Toros Nuevo Progresso de Guadalajara, 07/31/2011
Winner: Chessman
Match Time: 12:17
Rating: eh
Notes: Show starts with everyone in the ring. Plenty of weapons set up. Piero is ref
Everyone fights from the start. Tiger gets a headscissors to the floor on Chessman, but a plancha on Abyss is caught, and both he and Lider go back first into barbed wire. Chessman returns to hit them in head with a chair very hard. More barbed wire to the back. Match goes 90 seconds before Abyss accidentally hits Chessman while trying to Black hold Slam Tiger and the to start fighting. They get it together for about ten seconds before accidentally and not accidentally hitting each other again. Good job. Lider and Tiger work together against the rudos until a Tiger chair toss hits Lider, and they turn out not to be friends. There are so many leaning against the outside of the ring posts that I really shouldn't pay attention until someone goes thru one of them. Just as I type that, Lider actually goes for a pinfall (!!!!) after a powerbomb thru a chair on Tiger. Abyss makes the save. At least they remembered to have a near fall this time. Shot of the crowd fiercely pounding together thunderstix, but we can barely hear them. Chessman this Abyss with a chairs for a while, then uses his hand on Tiger instead. Tiger rallies, dropkick Chessman onto a table on the outside, and overshoots a top rope senton con giro, sliding them both off the table instead of putting either guy thru it. Nice camera angle, anyway. Lider goes for an inside cradle on Abyss after he runs into a ladder. Not going to work, but the other two rush in to break it up and take their turn. Tiger looks tiny in this match. He gets a short run, stopped by a Lider Storm, and Chessman breaks that pin. Chessman sets up a table in a corner, then gets punched away from it by Abyss. Abyss seems to be setting up a chokeslam, but ends up shoving Chessman into the barbed wire. Abyss messes with Tiger, Chessman this Abyss in the back with a hair, whip to the table end with Abyss stopping short, Tiger whipped in and tries a plancha (??), Abyss catches him, and Chessman spears Abyss (and sort of Tiger) thru the table. Tiger takes out Chessman with a trash can lid dropkick, and whacks Lider with it as he gets on the apron. Tiger screws around, and Chessman rips the lid away, smacking hi in the head, smacking Lider in the head, and smacking Abyss in the head. Chessman helpfully saves Abyss time and pours on the thumb tacks in the middle of the ring. Abyss angrily tosses Chessman into a ladder for this, and foot pushes the thumbtacks near a corner instead. Tiger set up for a suplexes, but he blocks it and gives Abyss a sunset flip powerbomb on top of them. One two Lider breaks it up. Lider gives Tiger a guillotine legdrop around a chair. Chessman throws a ladder on Lider repeatedly. I don't know how Lider gets up in the morning., he takes some stuff in awful ways. Chair shots to the midsection and to the had for him. Nicho runs (and almost trips) to the ring – that fifteenth chair shot is where Nicho draws the line. Nicho gets the chair. Chessman begs off for some reason. Nicho considers, and hits Lider with the chair. Chessman is shocked, and but decides to help as Nicho sets up a table. Lighter fluid on the table. Nicho sets up Lider on top, gives him a chair shot to the head one more time, lights the table on fire (that got lit easily), and tosses him thru the table. Chessman covers, one two three.
Match 2: Cuervo, Espíritu, La Parka Jr., Ozz vs Billy el Malo, Cibernético, Escoria, Tabú
Plaza de Toros Nuevo Progresso de Guadalajara, 07/31/2011
Winner: Bizarros
Match Time: 6:45
Rating: not much
Notes: Everyone is already fighting while Cibernético moseys to the ring. Inframundo hold the ring with chairs and such. Copetes is ref.
Chair to chair to groin spots on the lesser Bizarros while Cibernético just walks around the outside. Taboo is bleeding immediately, not sure why. Secta guys have new Inframundo gear. Escoria ducks a double clothesline to start the brawling comeback, and Cibernético comes in the ring for this part. Brawling, and chair shots. Parka getting a hold of his brother only for Cibernético to make the save. Parka and Cibernético walk to the outside for brawling. Crowd clip. Billy tries a tope, gets Cibernético (who doesn’t even bother to catch him ) Espiritu follows with a tope of Cibernético, while Cuervo dives on Billy. Escoria throws himself out on a dropkick so Ozz can hit his tornillo. Is this done already? Oh, commercial break.
Parka lays out Taboo with a chair shot, tosses more chairs on him, and stars hitting the chairs with other chairs hair. He's going after the left leg, and Tabu is shaking like a mad man every time he's hit. Copetes (who’s lost weight) tries to get him to stop), but Parka shoves him away. Parka picks up Taboo for a martinete, thinks about, and drops him. Copetes give Taboo the match then (huh?) just before Cibernético lays out Parka with the point of a cane. Same deal for each Infarmundo guy. I guess Parka got DQed for the shove, after a match full of stomps.
Cuervo is bleeding, and taped to the top rope. Cibernético is actually grinding the point of the a x into Parka's forehead. Espiritu and Ozz are taped up, while doctor are putting Taboo on a stretcher. Bizarros are not concerned, more focuses on taping Parka to a cross they just happened to have. Getting Parka up is tough – oh, they have him (and the cross) upside down, I guess that's at least an idea. The visual doesn’t really come off as strongly as they want. Crowd doesn’t react much to any of this. Chairs tossed on top of parka, and Cibernético chops them with the chair, and the cross a bit. Crowd finally makes noise when Cibernético poses after the match.
QPPC video.
Match 3: X-Fly vs Psycho Clown, Damián 666, Murder Clown, Monster Clown, Halloween in a cage of death match
Plaza de Toros Nuevo Progresso de Guadalajara, 07/31/2011
Loser: X-Fly
Match Time: 10:15
Rating: eh
Notes: Refs are on the outside. So is Monster Clown (Jesus: “Murder Clown”), blocked from getting in the door by the Perros while they beat up his friend. Monster and Psycho seem to have near gear, Murder may have new pants.
Monster eventually figures out he can climb over, but stop to pose on the top of the cage for a bit. And then for longer, waiting for everyone to arrange themselves for him to leap off. This is very telegraphed, and yet the plancha is still a little short. He seems happy with it, anyway. Perros continue in control regardless, hitting people with weapons. The top of Psycho's mask is ripped off already. He's basically wearing a bandana around his face. Weapons pots, weapon spots, bleeding. Monster bleeds a lot in a little time. Very abrupt clip in here. More weapon shots. There's not much room to run for all the ladders and tables and chairs and light tubes squeezed in here. Random clip jumps to Murder Clown blocking Damian’s move and sloppily suplexing him into the ladder. This starts a sort of comeback, with Halloween accidentally spearing X-Fly, and Psycho dropping Damian with the air raid crash. Three man press ram to send Halloween into the side of the cage is pretty neat. More clips in between spots, but they seem to be mostly cutting out the gap between setting up spots (keeping the match moving) rather than cutting out botched spots. Psychos hit a lot of tag moves, Halloween spears one, and the Perros start to lay out all the Clowns. This includes Monster giving Damian a neckbreaker, but being so hurt from it (???) that he couldn’t get up in time to avoid an x-Fly senton con giro. X-Fly tries to lave – first guy to try, about 5:30 in – but Murder cuts him off, exchange punches, rakes his face on the cage and shove him off. Murder says on the top rope, to set up the stacked up superplex. Really odd clip, jumping to five guys up on one side of the ring and Halloween climbing a ladder up the cage to escape the other side. He's done.
Another abrupt clip – one where they don't even cover up the sound jumping – and Monster Clown is climbing out.
Sound jumps again. Perros are untying Murder's boots for some reason. Psycho is down in the opposite corner, and X-Fly and Damian walk Murder over towards Psycho. Perros only whip Murder, but Psycho runs with him, Perros miss clotheslines on Murder (ignoring Psycho), Clowns spear them both. OK. Psycho helps Murder Clown up and they both climb. Damian and X-Fly mug Psycho, so he's not getting out, but Murder is able to kick free of them and climb out.
Perros regroup, set up a table, set up Psycho on the table, and Damian holds him there. X-Fly climbs up, keeps climbing, thinks about going over, makes it clear he could’ve climbed over for later, and then does a senton con giro (“star shooting press”.) While we're setting replays of that, and presumably X-Fly is recovering, Damian climbs up. He's about over by the next time they show the match.
X-Fly is upset, and takes out his anger by crushing a light tube over Psycho's head. Another clip. Psycho is bleeding an ugly amount, and from many parts. X-Fly puts Psycho in a corner where a table is already set up, and climbs up to – I guess – do a top rope 'rana thru the table. That's probably not going to work to start with, and definitely doesn't work when Monster Clown climbs up and dumps a drink in his face. Psycho powerbombs X-Fly thru the table so quick that he might as well have been doing it anyway. Psycho staggers to the mat, stagers around on the ring, clumsily climbs the cage, a bit hyper and a bit out of it, falls down on the ropes, and then climbs back up like a normal person to escape in time. Crowd approves.