Previously: Elegido and Alan Stones had problems. Jack and Tiger did some flips. Jeff Jarrett talks to himself. Masked Zorro hit LA Park with a cane.

Match 1: Argenis, Atomic Boy, Fenix vs Dark Dragon, Tigre Cota, Tito Santana
Gimnasio Mario Colin, Cuautitlan, EdM, 05/13/2011

Winner: técnicos
Match Time: (6:39)
Rating: very good
Notes: Pepe Casas is ref. Match is joined with all six guys in the ring and shoving each other. Pepe Casas is ref.

Dark Dragon and Argenis start, maybe with a clip, maybe with bad camera work. Argenis flips to the apron a whip, kicks Dragon away, stops up on the top rope and turns to do a springboard headscissors. Spinebuster for Cota, superkick for Santana. Dive fake, clip. Crowd is Loud. Atomic Boy in and flipping around. Casadora armdrag on Dark Dragon. Double rotation headscissors into an armdrag to send him out. Cota slaps Atomic Boy down. Dark Dragon comes in to help, but Atomic Boy kicks Cota down on a corner charge, and turns a monkey flip into a headscissors on Dragon. Big spinning headscissors for Cota, and he’s out too. Flipping dive fake and Atomic Boy is done. Tito wants no part of him. Fenix with an elaborate entrance – and then Tito missile dropkicks him. Don't step to Tito Santana! Rudos clear off the técnicos. Inverted atomic drop, dropkick to the knee by the rudos. Tito adds a flying elbow drop. Corner whip, clothesline knocks Argenis down. Rudos set him underneath the corner, but hold his legs up – Cota boots Dragon into a low blow dropkick. Flapjack for Atomic Boy, he stands up just to get clotheslined, and Dragon adds an elbow drop. Corner clothesline for Atomic Boy, whipped back and tossed to Dragon on the top rope, Atomic Boy gets free and flips off to the floor. Cota accidentally kicks Dragon down off the top rope, and the other técnicos taking out the other rudos. Triple dive – tope con giro by Fenix and Argenis, Asai moonsault by Atomic Boy. Well timed, got them all up the air at the same time. Nice replays too. Técnicos bring the rudos in and drops them in front of the corners. Big moves all around – Fenix 450 splash, Argenis moonsault, Atomic Boy pump flip senton, but the rudos all kick out. Too soon for the finish, but hope they have a better one that that. Rudos whip the técnicos, técnicos all hold up and turn back, rudos send them all out and follow with dives. Cameras can barely keep up – Cota tope on Atomic Boy, Dark Dragon great tope con giro on and thru Argenis. Tito is slow climbing the top, so Fenix comes back in, throws his body at Tito in the corner, and Tito is long gone when Argenis hits the corner back first. Tito steps back in the ring from the apron and kicks Fenix in the head. Tito stays he's going up! This is probably a poor idea, but Tito has not let an idea being bad stop him yet. Tito loses more time stopping on the middle rope to let the people know how great he is, and Fenix jumps up and catches up to him on the top rope. Top rope moonsault sideslam, one two three.

Match 2: Alan Stone & Jennifer Blake vs El Elegido & Lolita for the AAA World Mixed Tag Team Championship
Gimnasio Mario Colin, Cuautitlan, EdM, 05/13/2011

Winner: Alan Stone & Jennifer Blake 
Match Time: 8:17
Rating: okay
Notes: Entrances. I am so sad we're not getting a vignette with Elegido and Lolita. Jennifer is “Jen” this week. I don't know. Alan has issues problems wearing his Milicia (or just prefers to wear in a way that shows off his upper body, perhaps that) but also has his mirror. Elegido is in no hurry to get to the ring. Rudos actually clear out of the ring for Elegido's dance session. Elegido does make it thru his whole strip session without being attacked, which seems especially rare of late. Hijo de Tirantes is ref. Oh, that's because the rudos wait until after the belt presentation to attack.

Jennifer drops Lolita with a spinning side just as they've finally gotten to the whistle. Both técnicos get thrown around by the hair. Rudas celebrate, then go back to hair tossing. Alan dropkick Elegido. Nice spinebuster/high kick combo on Lolita. Guapito walks to the ring, and writes notes about something. Cameras pay more attention to him more than the clothesline/heel kick combo by the rudos. Rudos whip Elegido, Alan throws a clothesline, Elegido clearly ducks under, then falls forward. I have no idea! Jennifer dropkicks Elegido and legdrops him. Alan adds a springboard legdrop. Break.

TripleMania promo, now including the TNA guys (including the ones they haven't really announced.)

Alan shows off his body, then Jennifer helps Alan show off his body. This team has a plan! Both take turns slapping Elegido. Corner whip for him. Lolita brought in, slapped around, and whipped to Elegido lifts her up into a headscissors on Jennifer. Alan boots Lolita, but Elegido reverses his clothesline into one of his own. Alan convolves on the mat like he can't breathe from the power of that clothesline. Elegido sets him in the corner and slaps his chest. Alan is very good at being whiny here. Whip, reversed, Alan charges in, Elegido moves, and Alan hits the corner. Enziguri, dropkick out. Jennifer in! Her clothesline misses, Elegido lifts Jennifer on his shoulders, slowly turns around, points at the crowd, and drops her with a Samoan drop. Tag to Lolita. No, I guess that was just a high five, there is no tags here. Elegido and Hijo de Tirantes argue a bit. Clip ahead to Lolita doing a flipping armdrag. Jennifer out, Lolita poses. Alan in, and crushing the young técnica with a springboard dropkick. Alan does jumping jacks, he could not be more proud of himself. Alan drags Lolita around by her hair. Lolita tries to fight free, but Alan doesn't care. Atlantida into a front backbreaker! Alan could not be more proud of beating up a woman. Alan grabbing Lolita by her head – almost in a choke – and Elegido can't take it no more. Kick for Alan, powerbomb. Jennifer high kicks Lolita in the meantime, and jumps on Elegido. Elegido shrugs her off, and grabs her by the hair. Crowd ants a kiss, but Hijo de Tirantes pulls him off. They argue and Jennifer and Alan dropkick both of them. Alan helps up his friend Tirantes, while Jennifer holds Elegido. Alan runs for a kick, Elegido moves, and the ruda takes it. Elegido clothesline Lana, Lolita dropkick out Jennifer Blake, charging – thru the rope tope con giro! One two NO. Elegido dropkicks Alan out. Dive time for him? Elegido waiting, running, and Hijo de Tirantes hooks the arm. Tirantes was setting up the whole way. They have an argument, which leads to shoving, and Hijo de Tirantes loses that. Alan back in, smacking Elegido with a chair to back. Tirantes counts, one two three.

Hijo de Tirantes is happy with that one.

Tour schedule has Toluca, and TripleMania, and nothing else.

TNA recap. Not the entire promotion, but the vignettes.

Match 3: Joe Lider & Nicho el Millionario vs Lizmark Jr. & Súper Fly
Gimnasio Mario Colin, Cuautitlan, EdM, 05/13/2011

Winner: Joe Lider & Nicho el Millionario
Match Time: 2:33
Rating: nothing
Notes: Piero is the referee. Lizmark probably can stop wearing the Get Well Perro shirt.

Rudos try to jump 187, fail. Nicho and Lider whip Super Fly to Lizmark, who flips his partner clear out of the ring and to his death. Clip, and somehow Lizmark has a chair and is hitting Nicho with it. Beatdown. This doesn't last a minute before the break.

Mickie James video. Her entrance video, I guess. The skyscraper shots seem odd with the song. Since they haven't actually explained she's at TripleMania, this is sort of inexplicable, but in the way all AAA things.

Beatdown continues. 187 try to find interesting ways to get thrown into chairs. A lot of clipping here, with the rudos messing up on a clotheslining, starting the comeback. Superkick/backcracker for Lizmark. Super Fly is crotched into post. Crowd shot, and Masked Zorro is in. Cane shot to Super Fly, and Masked Zorro walks off. He' seems a bit confused. Piero is distracted, I guess we're doing distraction on run in this week. Cane shot doesn't mean much, 187 still do a Samoan drop/blockbuster thru a chair. One two three. Wow, that was nothing.

Masked Zorro walks over to bow in front of Marisela. Konnan's music plays. Tito and Tiger show up first, and Konnan is with the tall brown haired woman that's been hanging out with the Perros lately. She's all over Konnan here. Zorro and 187 decide they're leaving thru the crowd. Konnan rants about the masked Zorro.

TNA: Beautiful People entrance video.

Heavy Metal and Lokillo are talking backstage when 187 come by. High fives by the people of standard hype. Nicho offers to team up with Metal to help him with the Maniacos – they all can get at Konnan this way. Lider convinces Metal of the destruction they can do to the Maniacos in an extreme match. So it's on. Lokillo is ordered around.

Match 4: Drago, La Parka, Ozz vs Charly Manson, Cibernético, Escoria
Gimnasio Mario Colin, Cuautitlan, EdM, 05/13/2011

Winner: técnicos
Match Time: 9:11
Rating: ok
Notes: Back to Cibernético getting his own entrance separate from the Bizarros. Drago brings his nunchuck display in the center of the ring. That's a smart way to ensure you'll never be attacked before the whistle. Cibernético does rush Parka as he enter to kick it off.

Stomping brawling beatdown. Escoria lands his tornillo quebrada on Ozz. Later, he mixes it up with a standing moonsault. Cibernético and Charly finally miss the double clothesline and Parka starts the comeback. He's the master of the one armed backbreaker. It takes Ozz and Drago to both dropkick Cibernético to go him out, but his Spinning armdrag on Escoria sends him out, and there's a nice running slingshot plancha to follow up. Cibernético and Parka have on of their slow speed chases. When the Bizarros won't fight, Ozz does his own slow speed chase and brings Escoria back in. Chair to the chair to the groin spot takes a while to set up but leads us into break.

TripleMania promo.

Everyone's back in the corner now. Ozz and Charly they're not quite on the same page. Charly seems off. Clip to Parka and Cibernético, which the crowd is hot for, even though it ends with a poor clothesline. Escoria breaks it up with a dropkick and annoys the crowd. Clip, and Parka is dropping him with a backbreaker. Charly dropkicks Parka. Bizarros are actually getting booed here. Punch. Crowd loud for Parka. Corner whip, Parka stops short, and spins around on one leg for a bit. Is he making fun of Charly's leg? Charly looks down to take a look at Parka's fake injured foot, and gets kicked. Crowd doesn’t react strong – I think they want a fight and not comedy. Announcer is incredibly annoying with his over laugh here. Charly tires to pull the same thing, but Parka moves and Charly flips himself. Hipcheck and out goes Charly. Clip. Drago and Escoria in. Escoria gets Drago with a kick, but his whip is reversed, and Drago pulls him down by his hair. Headscissors sends Escoria into his corner, Drago has a spin into a front facelock, and yells before dropping the DDT. Ozz in, boosting Drago into a headscissors on Escoria, which Escoria takes very poorly. Too close to the ropes. I guess. Ozz flattens him with the his thru the ropes tornillo. Charly in for Drago. Charly grabs the ropes on a whip. Drago charges and gets flipped to the apron. Charly charges, Drago flips back in as Charly slide out, Drago charges for a dive, but Charly cuts him off with a thrown chair. Announcers discuss if that should be a DQ. On this show? Parka and Cibernético in, dramatically punching. Parka miss a corner charge, Cibernético goes for the kick and the stunner, Parka shoves him off, Cibernético turns around, Parka clothesline misses, Cibernético gets the choke, Parka breaks free, kick, DDT. Escoria off the top, video oddly goes into slow motion for something supposed to be live, Escoria flying nothing gets caught, and dropped in a Parka urange. One two three.

Técnicos celebrate. Clip. Suddenly, the Bizarros have Parka on his knees, holding him there as Cibernético yells at him for stealing his motorcycle. Cibernético pours gas on Parka's mask and threatens to fight it. Drago waits for his movement, then rushes in – lots a green mist for Cibernético. Escoria thrown out, and Drago headscissors Charly out too. Técnicos slowly recover. Parka challenges Cibernético to a group vs group match for TripleMania. Cibernético says he's got the surprise of Parka's life at TripleMania.

TNA: Rob Van Dam entrance video. This is awful music. Remarkably awful!

Masked Zorro moans backstage. He must've just heard that music.

Match 5: Extreme Tiger, Heavy Metal, Jack Evans vs Chessman, Silver King, Último Gladiador
Gimnasio Mario Colin, Cuautitlan, EdM, 05/13/2011

Winner: Maniacos
Match Time: 8:56
Rating: good
Notes: Silver King has his IWRG belt. Chessman gets a separate entrance. Hijo de Tirantes is ref. Heavy metal has his usual wacky entourage, and a guitar. Not given away this time, someone must be getting hit. Metal insists to Hijo de Tirantes that he's just going to play it, ha. Extreme Tiger has his belt and is very happy with it. Jack has both of his belts. Metal wants to rush over and guitars the rudos, but his partners talk him down. Metal reconsiders, but Chessman steals the guitar. Jack steals it form him, and ditches it outside for everyone's safety.

Chaos. Extreme Tiger sends Chessman out with a spinning headscissors into an armdrag, and jack follows with handspring moonsault tornillo to the floor. Tiger dropkicks UG to the apron, then dropkick him off to the floor. Metal gets Silver King with a DDT somewhere in here, but he stays in to start with Metal (after another clip.) After reveals, Metal gets Silver out with a boosted dropkick. Tiger gets UG with a clean dropkick to the knee and a clear clean shining wizard like thing. Not sure. UG tosses Tiger in the air, and Tiger comes down with a Canadian Destroyer thing. That one was more impressive. Jack and Chessman. Chessman does not appreciate his dancing. Chessman thinks the crowd should be cheering for him. Chessman knocks Jack down, over, under, cartwheeling over (!), jack flips up into a headstand, Chessman kicks him in the midsection, push him over, Jack stands up and Chessman kicks him in the backslide. Pose! Chest slap. Hurts Jack quite a bit. Chessman poses for that one. Announcers mention Teddy Hart! Whip, clothesline misses, jack back, flipping off Chessman's throat, Chessman back elbow and clothesline misses, jack tries a monkey flip, Chessman blocks, Jack flips off alone, flips under a clothesline and sends Chessman out with a spinning toe kick. One arm headstand pose by Jack to top it off. Tag to Metal, Ultimo Gladiador glared in to face him. Circle, crowd loud for Metal. Silver King rushes in and clotheslines Metal from behind, and Chessman breaks the guitar over Metal's knee. Clip, into the beatdown. Corner charges for Metal, including UG face adjusting kick. Lokillo tries to help out, and UG strips him of his shirt, didn't need that. Double press slam into a frontcracker for Jack. Tiger tries to surprise the posing rudos with a springboard, but they avoid in time. Clip. Powerbomb in the corner for Tiger. Corner clothesline, Chessman goes down on all fours, UG boots off of him for a corner clothesline. Whip the other way so Chessman can boost Tiger into a Silver King missile dropkick, but the timing is way off there. Tiger sells a foul, but no call. Break.

Upcoming schedule.

Beatdown goes on for a few seconds. Jack grabs Chessman on a whip, Tiger kicks UG around and kills him with a sunset flip powerbomb (loud thud) and Sliver King and Metal stay in the ring. Chessman finally breaks free of Jack and lifts him on his shoulders, and Silver King tires to do his dive for a big combo, but Jack rolls free and Silver King hits nothing. Jack kicks Chessman, and Metal takes him out with a big tope. Jack adds an Asai Moonsault. Clip to everyone back up. Rudos on the apron, técnicos in the ring. Chessman slips in fine, but Silver and UG meet resistance from Tiger and Jack. Tag champs are punched away, but Metal avoids Chessman's shots, then kicks the top rope as UG & Silver try to climb over, crotching them both. UG Chessman shoves down for a pin, guillotine legdrops and stomps for the other two. Tirantes doesn't count, because he's busy watching spots and getting out of the way. Rudos kick out anyway. Metal 'ranas is rolled thru by Chessman, but the tag champs break it up with dropkick. Tag champs up top, Manaicos crotch them both and kicks them. Mean while, Metal has a casita on Chessman, so Silver has to break it up. Chessman superkicks Jack off the rope and too the floor, but is too hurt to do more. Metal kicks Silver and goes for the casita on him, but Silver rolls thru and lifts Metal up. Death Valley Driver, one two three. Wow, that didn't feel like the time for it to be the end.

Konnan and Dorian walk to the ring. All the técnicos are laid out at this point. Konnan tells Metal this shows him for not joining Maniacos. Lokillo attacks and gets kicked down. Konnan calls Zorro out. Dorian wants Metal beat up first. Second thing, Konnan is too worried about Zorro, Zorro is not here. I guess it's just some guy. TNA is the issue. Dorian tells the camera (instead of the guys laying right in front of him) that he's got two TNA superstars for Jack & Tiger at TripleMania. And for Fabi, Mari, Cinthia and Lollita, they'll have Sexy Star, Mickie James and the Beautiful People. More surprises to come. The most important thing is Konnan. Crowd hissing, Chessman tells them to please be quiet so they can talk. Chessman is awesome. Anyway, at SLP, Konnan must make peace with Jeff Jarrett, or else. Konnan looks crushed at this ultimatum. He shakes his head a bunch.

Audio plays of Konnan and Zorro discussing Zorro's prediction a dictator will fall. Masked Zorro comes out to point to Konnan. Lots of talk about a traitor too. I'm not sure if the audience is hearing this or if it's just us. Masked Zorro walks off, and Konnan is sure it's really Zorro. Dorian is sure it's an imposter. Konnan is sick of people not listening to him, and he doesn't want to make peace with Jeff Jarrett – it's him or Jarrett at SLP. Konnan storms off, far enough to stare at the ring. Manicaos are shocker, Dorian does not seem too worried. Marisela stands up to look concerned.

Replays. Lots and lots of replays. That 187 match could've been a couple minutes longer, easily. Maybe it was a good thing it wasn't.

In the back, Konnan sits down – only to find out Zorro' cross was left on his chair. Konnan is angry. DRAMATIC MUSIC STING.

Show ending replay and we're done.