AAA on Televisa #990 (05/14/2011) 
Recapped: 05/03/11

Video starts with everyone in the ring already. I don't think that's how the show started. Oh well.

Match 1: Atomic Boy, Fenix, Relampago vs Dark Dragon, Tigre Cota, Tito Santana
Lienzo Charro de Pachuca, Pachuca, Hidalgo, 04/20/2011

Winner: Atomic Boy, Fenix, Relampago
Match Time: 11:22
Rating: very good
Notes: Relampago exists! Pepe Casas is ref. And may be wearing an ad on his shirt, but it’s tough to tell.

Dark Dragon must be struck dumb by Atomic Boy's highlighter yellow outfit, because he starts out with him instead of Fenix. Atomic Boy has shows off his chest slaps, and then shows off his ability to flip back and forth about the ring to set up an armdrag. Clothesline avoidance, Dragon lands an enzguri. Atomic Boy slapped into the ropes. Crowd would like one more. Whip, clothesline misses, Atomic Boy back with a double – no, triple rotation headscissors! Long crowd shot, and back to see Atomic Boy spinning thru the ropes. Tiger Cota takes this in, and then takes a rebound armdrag. Extra spin headscissors sends Cota out. Handspring dive fake and pose by Atomic Boy. Fenix and Tito in, and Fenix's first move is a standing moonsault side slam. “Otra!” No, maybe you should build a bit before another. Fenix slaps Tito in the corner, and the crowd is a lot louder for one of those again. Corner whip, running flip double heel kick to the head? I have no idea even what to call this. Fenix backs up all again, Titos’s slumped down in the corner, Fenix does a running front flip into a forward roll double kick to the head again! Replays of that. Fenix and Dark Dragon in, Fenix tossed p and down with a headscissors. One more Fenix replay, and he's suddenly up the aisle, by the entrance. Fenix gets a running start, jumps onto the barricade, takes a few steps, and off with a headscissors on Dark Dragon. That took a lot of balance. Relampago gets tagged in with Tigre Cota. Relampago has been spending his missing time in the gym. Tiger Cota powerslams him and clears off the apron to start the beatdown. Relampago tosses into a powerbomb. Tiger Cota adds a flying elbow drop. Modified 3D on Atomic Boy, and Dark Dragon adds a missile dropkick. Why does Dark Dragon look so huge in this match? Spinebuster on Fenix, and he's fed to Tito Santana for a powerbomb. Relampago hammered around. Rudos held him in a triple submission and set up for La Careta, but Atomic Boy breaks it up with a flying headscissors to take Tito off the top. Atomic Boy celebrate being well timed. Meanwhile, Fenix springboard in with an armdrag for Dark Dargon. Quebradora for Cota. Tito ducks a double clothesline and dropkicks Atomic Boy and Fenix out. Relampago and Tito shove and start to chop. Relampago flips off of Tito, runs avoidance, jumping into a spinning headscissors looks odd. Cota in, Relampago is spun out by a shoulderblock. Relampago comes back with a spinning headscissors, a bad escape form a tilt-a-whirl, a kick to the midsection, a sloppy climb up the ropes, and a turning legdrop off. Dark Dragon in, ducks under a chop, and pumphandle slams Relampago. Fenix breaks that up with a sliding leg lariat. Forearm, whip, sunset flip, Fenix blocks and drops the double knee. Casas doesn't even bother to count once he sees Tito coming in to break that pin. Whip, Kick double underhook – faceslam? Tito sort of lost him. Atomic Boy breaks up that pin and dumps Tito in front of the corner. Top rope 450 splash! Cota's turn to break it up. Wagner Driver, and Cota goes up – but Atomic Boy stops him with punches. Atomic Boy on Cota's shoulders, but Dark Dragon stops that. This is going to end painfully. Before Dark Dragon can do anything, Fenix goes up to – Fenix 'rana on Dark Dragon, Atomic Boy 'rana on Cota once they're cleaned out. Fenix dropkicks Cota out, Atomic Boy claps – and follows with an inside springboard plancha to the floor. Tito in, but Relampago cuts him with a springboard dropkick. Relampago runs up the ropes, and off with a big plancha. Fenix and Dark Dragon back in, Fenix ducks a clothesline, Dark Dragon lifts him up and holds him up – this is a bit too much like a cheerleading assist than fighting – and Fenix moonsaults off to the floor. Dark Dragon going to dive? Tope con giro! Tito Santana goes up, plancha in the ring, but Atomic Boy cuts him with a with a dropkick. Atomic Boy with a handspring into a casadora cradle, one two three.

In Ring: Dr. Wagner Jr. talks about his Elite Team to end La Sociedad: La Parka, La Secta, and this man... Tito Santana? No, probably not. Wagner is not happy to be interrupted. Tito screams his lines. He's got a message from Konnan – slap to the face. It was knowing you, Tito Santana. Wagner makes faces and points. Tito decides just to stand there and let this happen. To be fair, he's also scared out of his mind, aware he's about to die. Wagner slaps him. Off the ropes, clothesline. Powerbomb. That it? Nope. Wagner Driver. Wagner wants a microphone, unaware he kicked the last one out. Wagner threatens the new luchador to support AAA or end up like Tito. What a weird message the week after he joined AAA. Catchphrase.

Backstage, X-Fly, Halloween, Lizmark, Konnan and Damian are playing spin the bottle (spin the bat?) with one woman. They are thrilled when the bat points to the woman, and that part makes a lot of sense. Nothing else here makes sense. All the Perros are wearing their “Get Well Perro!” t-shirts, available at merchandise stands near you. Anyway, Tito shows up to complain about what we just saw (the beatdown, not the first 5 seconds of this skit), but they all didn't see it happen from where they were – I guess the idea is they all talked Tito in slapping Wagner and told him they’d have his back, but of course didn’t show. Konnan assures Tito this is part of a master plan. Perros back him up, though not a single person in the room seems to be sincere. Tito leaves, and the Perros laugh at him and go back to their game.

Match 2: Electroshock, Extreme Tiger, Jack Evans vs Chessman, Silver King, Último Gladiador
Lienzo Charro de Pachuca, Pachuca, Hidalgo, 04/20/2011

Winner: Chessman, Silver King, Último Gladiador
Match Time: 11:31
Rating: good
Notes: Jack has two belts! That seems odd. I'm not sure what one of them is for. He has to put the belts down to do his flips, but then goes back and grabs them. Tiger has his sword. That must be tough to get thru security. Referee is Piero. Jack headbangs to Electroshock's music!

Brawl breaks out immediately, rudos trying to get the best of the técnicos but taking big moves instead. Electroshock armdrags Chessman around, eats a superkick, avoids a charge, and follows Chessman out with a plancha. Jack Evans' shorts are so long, they are now baggy pants. He gets the best of the two primary Maniacos, but they go back to a replay of the plancha. Chessman beats up Tiger, and Electroshock superkick Chessman out without letting Tiger get in his own offense. Electroshock does nicely toss Tiger over his head into a headscissors to the floor on Chessman. Técnicos are all fired up, but the rudos are too dead and need a break. Action picks up with Tiger and Silver King. Climbing faceslam takes out Silver, Tiger flips out of a German suplex, hangs UG in the ropes, and adds a guillotine legdrop to the floor. Chessman in, Chessman tosses Tiger into a 'rana. Tiger teases a dive and poses in his corner. Técnicos are very big fans of each other this week. Crowd loud for Electroshock as he comes in. Chessman/Electroshock exchange has a lot of slaps. UG tries to fight Electroshock - silly cruiserweight. UG is dropped to all fours, and Electroshock does a running step on Gladiador's back to enziguri Chessman. Totally preposterous but amusing. UG is taken out with a kick, and Silver takes a quebradora con giro and a spinebuster. Fake dive roll pose too. Electroshock starts a chant for Jack before tagging in. Jack's stuff actually doesn’t look good with UG, which is odd because they usually are pretty good together. Jack manages to defy physics on a slingshot headscissors to send UG out, and has a handstand pose. Tag back to Tiger and Silver. Silver works over Tiger with forearms and taunts Electroshock. Whip backfires, Tiger reversing out of it into a spinning DDT. Silver reverses a whip to set up a couple heel kicks. UG tries to start a Silver chant. Doesn't take! Crucifix powerbomb reversed into an armdrag and float over. UG breaks that up enroute to hitting the two guys on the apron, and the beatdown is on. Tiger gets a dropkick to the knee, a kick tot he head, and a legdrop. Electroshock in and making his own comeback, knocking down Chessman and spearing the other two. Chessman shoves Electro back with clotheslines, but misses a third one and gets hung up in the ropes in an unbelievable fashion way. Electroshock drops Chessman with a draping DDT and poses, but Silver King has been waiting for fifteen seconds to missile dropkick and does. UG adds another one to knock Electroshock out of the ring. Jack in, and spin around into a faceslam. Silver puts Jack on his shoulder and UG goes up, but Tiger cuts off UG in mid springboard with his own rana while Jack catches Silver with an inverted one! That was something. Chessman in and flipping the two cruiserweight with clothesline. Jack powerbombed into the corner, superkicked takes off Tiger's head. Elector in, cutter on Chessman, Chessman immediately gets up to stand near the ropes, and Electroshock clotheslines them both over. That was a bit much. Jack doesn't quite pull off the escape DDT he planned on UG but it comes together. Kicks for both Silver and Jack, off the ropes, they both boot him. Rudos off the ropes, Tiger dives at their legs, and trips them both up, holding them down for a Jack springboard moonsault. Tiger in himself with a slingshot tornillo. Chessman pulls his partners out to regroup, that's probably a bad idea. Técnicos yell, charge – triple dive, tope and two tope con giros! Replays of that as the fans loudly count everyone out. Electroshock makes it back in, Chessman behind him to make the count. Shot of the announcers, crowd shot (maybe break here?)

Electroshock slaps Chessman about the head, knees him in the head three times, and dances in place. Running kick to the head. The other four are fighting on the outside. Electroshock sets Chessman in the corner of the ring. He's going up? This seems a poor idea! Top rope splash meets knees! Chessman up, posing, spearing. Cover him! No, Chessman's going up. This seems like a very poor idea! Chessman taking forever to get up and position himself. Chessman 450 splash – lands on the mat and bounces forward on top, one two three! Aim could've been a bit better there. Wait, Chessman just won a match clean? I'm confused.

Tiger comes in for no particularly reason, and caps Chessman in the knee. Jack adds a spin kick to the head, and both técnicos stomp down Chessman. UG and Silver attack them and quickly turn the tide. Chessman's music stops playing, and Heavy Metal's starts. Oh no, he still has entourage. Metal's the only one running to the ring – guitar shot to Silver King’s head, and Gladiador’s bashed with the shards. Chessman's still down, so Metal made the save pretty easily there.

Electroshock stands back up and Metal tells him he still doesn't like Electroshock, he's just paying him back for last time. And then he leaves! Fair enough.

Konnan and Dorian talk about the recent events: Extreme Tiger won Rey de Reyes and too the their tag team titles, and AAA has all the momentum. Dorian feels like they need to bring back the Legion to get the momentum back. Konnan points out that the people Dorian's brought in before – Vampiro, LA Park, Perro Aguayo Jr. - have sometimes been more trouble than they're worth, and now he wants to bring in Jeff Jarrett and TNA? Konnan makes a “this is INSANE” face, but Dorian's behind it. Konnan wants nothing to do with this: “I've created a monster.”

Match 3: Damián 666, Halloween, Hijo del Lizmark, X-Fly vs Dr. Wagner Jr., Monster Clown, Murder Clown, Psycho Clown 
Lienzo Charro de Pachuca, Pachuca, Hidalgo, 04/20/2011

Winner: Damián 666, Halloween, Hijo del Lizmark, X-Fly
Match Time: 12:42
Rating: usual
Notes: X-Fly has his Perros del Mal belt. Perros have the Psycho Clown masks they pilfered last time. X-Fly has the Wagner mask, of course. Lizmark has a spiffy coat. Monster still steals a child, who's seriously getting jostled around while Monster carrying him around. Dr. Wagner is wearing his seriously awesome Psycho Wagner fused mask. Perros jump the opposition. Piero is ref.

Perros dominate until Damian inexplicable decides he'd prefer to fight Murder Clown one on one. His teammates allow this happen, Monster knocks him down, and the Psycho Wagners run wild. Lots of four guys teaming up for a moves to emphasis that they're a team (and that they thought of ways to do four way moves.) Wagner joins in on the piggy back splash, they all four dropkick Lizmark in the head at the same time, triple press slam sets up a Wagner falling splash on X-Fly. Halloween talks Piero in forcing one on ones after that, and it's even there. Halloween takes the slide out, but still spears Monster Clown on the outside. Murder Clown press slams and elbow drops Lizmark, but is smashed with a chair while reaching thru the ropes first chair shot of the match. Damian arranges some chars on the floor, and Lizmark suplexes Murder Clown off the apron onto them. Psycho crushes Lizmark with a tope, X-Fly doe a flipping run (stops to pull up his partners), turns around (stops to pull his pants) and sees Wagner in with him. X-Fly actually manages to spin Wagner, but his moonsaults eats knees (at least in theory – X-Fly missed the knees but they go with it.) Wagner Driver on X-Fly, Damian makes the save. Break.

Psycho back and dropping Damian with an Air Raid Crash. Psycho starts a Psycho chant instead of going for a pin, then starts the chant again while climbing the corner. Damian crotches the goofball, pulls his legs over, scoops him up, and drops him with a valagueza. Not the most impressive looking one. One two Piero starts counting, waiting for Wagner to get him with his dropkick. Piero's finally decide to grow his hair back, I see. Damian runs into a backdrop, though I'm not sure Wagner thought it was supposed to be backdrop. One two NO. Damian back elbow, Wagner pose. Corner whip, misses the charge, and a Wagner climbing DDT. Damian out, Wagner tope con giro off the apron. Fans aren't reacting to Wagner like they usually, and I wonder if they don’t' recognize him in the mask. Halloween in, dropped with a Monster reverse neckbreaker for two. Lizmark tries to help, but pump kicks his partner. Monster stunner on Lizmark, but Piero turns to get Lizmark out, Halloween fouls Monster. Piero turns around and counts, one two there.

Halloween is satisfied with that win, but the fight breaks out again. Perros quickly stomp down the Clowns enough to get their arm raised, do that, and then go for the mask again. Drago runs out for the save, Joe Lider and La Parka in as well, though Drago gets to do flying headscissors and such. Replays of the match.

Wagner gets the microphone and welcomes Drago to the Gran Elite, and gives Parka credit for being a great general. Blah blah Konnan blah blah Cibernético blah blah AAA blah blah Marisela Pena blah blah. Can I go home? Yay, he's done.