Today: Elegido & Air Force vs Milicia plus Parka with a debut

Previous: Elegido & Air Force have had problems with the Millica, Maniacos lost the tag team titles, Mesías was stretchered out, Cibernético screwed with Parka, Parka shook Wagner's hand.

Match 1: Aerostar, El Elegido, Laredo Kid vs Alan Stone, Chris Stone, Súper Fly
Lienzo Charro de Pachuca, Pachuca, Hidalgo, 04/20/2011

Winner: Alan Stone, Chris Stone, Súper Fly
Match Time: 8:35
Rating: fine
Notes: Joined as Elegido is dancing in the ring. This wont' last, I can tell you that before I even see Alan getting up on the apron. Lots of cuts to women while Elegido dances, though most of them are the edecanes. Alan waits until Elegido is just about done with his dance to drop him with a springboard clothesline. Hijo de Tirantes is referee, though he doesn't have his suspenders up. Aero outfit is even more white this week

Jennifer Blake wastes no time helping elbow drop Aerostar. Laredo tries to get her, and Jennifer whips him into an Alan Stone backdrop to the floor. Stones and Jennifer all stomp Elegido. Jennifer is just in this match, until Elegido ducks a clothesline and she takes it, rolling out in pain. Rudos keep control, Aero dumped in front of the corner and Chris adding moonsault. Alan pulls Aero's top down so everyone can slap him. Laredo tries to come in, gets tossed out, and gets attacked by Jennifer. Aero takes the crazy double press slam to the floor. Elegido ducks another clothesline, Super Fly takes it, and Elegido clothesline the other two. Elegido holds Super Fly on the ropes, waves his friends in, and they land a double 619. Técnicos pose and such, comeback stops were quite short. Maybe clip ahead to Super Fly and Aero here, Aero with a nice double rotation headscissors. Springboard a casadora armdrag, out Laredo goes. Alan flips Aero out with a clothesline to stop him, and dances a bit. Tirantes stops the match and rolls Aero out, odd. Aero didn't look any worse than the usual time for that move. Alan knocks down Laredo with slaps, and follows with a running corner dropkick to the face. Laredo takes it, and then gets right back up as Alan poses. Got to be in position for the next move. Corner whip, Laredo steps thru the ropes to escape, Alan hits the corner, steps back, and doe a back roll for no reason, and Laredo springboard dropkicks him out. Laredo step for a dive, but Super Fly cuts him off. Whip, Laredo back with a headscissors. Laredo runs that way, but holds up at the ropes and poses. Break.

Upcoming schedule
04/27: Plaza de Toros Batallon, Zacapoaxtla, Puebla
04/30: Plaza de Toros, Chilapancingo, Guerrero
05/13: Cuautitlan Izcalli Gimnasio Mario Colin
05/18: Gimnasio Miguel Barragan, San Luis Potosi
05/26: Auditorio Aguistin Millian, Toluca
06/18: Palacio de los Deportes [TripleMania]

Next Week: Electroshock, Extreme Tiger, Jack Evans vs “Maniacos, and nuevo Maniaco Chessman” Wait, what?

TripleMania promo

Back as Elegido sunset flips Alan. Oh, Tirantes is slow counting this week, good to know. Dropkick sends Alan out anyway. Aero and Chris in. Whip, reversed, Chris comes back, Aero trips him up over the bottom rope, moves him up to the middle rope, 619 is – caught, Chris pulls Aero out of the ropes, then eventually gets a knee breaker. Half crab on the bad leg. Crowd is actually a bit concerned, but Laredo breaks it up with a cutter. Laredo springboard dropkick to Alan, who was caught looking the wrong way on the apron. Look at Jennifer and Alan on the outside, look at Laredo in the ring – though from an angle where we can't quite see Super Fly, which is a bit of problem since Laredo is having an argument with his former partner. Meanwhile, Aero comes in, tries to slide out, and gets caught in a wheelbarrow faceslam on the apron by Alan. That was random. And now a replay of the dropkick that we've already moved past. Chris must've attacked Laredo while we were looking elsewhere, because he's standing and Laredo isn't now. Laredo up on Chris' shoulders, and Chris shoves him forward into a Super Fly clothesline. That was an unusual way to do that spot. As the rudos take care of Aero on the outside, Elegido makes his third come back of the math, armdragging and clothesline Alan around. Samoan drop. Chris Stone climbs up to the top rope, but Elegido kicks him, and sort of backdrops him off. Not really sure what that was, neither is Elegido. Aero in with a springboard dropkick, and out goes Chris. Aero to the ropes – springboard shooting star press! Aero goes to his left as he flies, and more importantly, isn't slowed much by Chris Stone. That was surely hard to pull off but didn't look as pretty as you'd figure for the effort. Aero is immediately waiving for medical aid. Replay shows he came down on his left shoulder.

Back inside, Elegido has Jennifer, but throws her down to powerslam Alan. People are attending to both Chris and Aero. Elegido gets Jennifer before she can get away. Why is Super Fly just watching this from the apron? Because Alan is going to get in a backcracker anyway. Aero, still with us, is back in and dropkicking Alan out. (Jennifer decides to go away from this.) Aero kicks Super Fly off the apron, and does the springboard reverse tope. This one drifts a bit left of Alan one, and Aero is convulsing in pain and grabbing his right wrist after impact. Replay shows Alan was at least a step off of where he needed to be, and totally whiffed on the catch. That's a dangerous move for a miss. Laredo and Super Fly back, Bad Laredo attempt at a headscissors doesn't even get slightly sold by Super Fly, which sit he way to go. Chest slap, pedigrees (!) one two three. Fair count there.

Super Fly has new music. Aero is in a lot of pain as he's hurriedly stretchered out.

Tour schedule

Recap of the last few weeks of Cibernético pranks. Surprise for Pachuca talk, the vignettes shown last week, and more with Nicho, Chessman and the Psycho Circus all wondering which side the new guy is going to be on.

Match 2: Drago, Joe Lider, La Parka vs Charly Manson, Cibernético, Escoria
Lienzo Charro de Pachuca, Pachuca, Hidalgo, 04/20/2011

Winner: Drago, Joe Lider, La Parka
Match Time: 11:41 (4:52+6:49)
Rating: good
Notes: Bizarros enter as a group. Taboo is with them. And quickly, as if we're short on time. Joe Lider brings barbed write to the ring. Parka has backup dancers. They've changed the entrance set, this one a bit simpler than before. Parka dances in the ring. Dragon has a nunchuck routine! And he spits up dark liquid! Tirantes is ref, and warns the rudos to back off so Drago can do his nunchuck routine in the ring. Cibernético interrupts to offer to Dragon to join the world of the Bizarros. Before that goes far, Konnan and Dorian Roldan walk out to the ring. Their walk to the ring seems like the longest on the show, though it's not that long. I guess Drago just has a black, jelly like tongue, he's not actually spitting anything out. Drago also takes off his chest plate while waiting for the rudos to walk to the ring. Anyway, Dorian says Drago shouldn't unite with Joaquin, shouldn't unite with Cibernético, but he should unite with Dorian and La Sociedad. Look at them, look at them, look at me, who would your rather team with, is the basic point. Drago lets the microphone drop, and dropkick Konnan into the corner. Parka clothesline Cibernético, and Lider and Manson brawl thru the ropes. Drago approaches Dorian, but Escoria actually saves him by dropkicking Drago from behind.

As everyone else goes to the outside, Drago slips out of a powerbomb, ducks a clothesline, and headscissors Escoria out. Drago poses quickly, runs, and dives out with a tope con giro. Drago shows off his tongue a lot. Konnan protests Drago's decline of their offers to the the announcers. Lider threatens him, but the Bizarros attack Lider and pull him away. Konnan brings up what the Sociedad has done to Electroshock and Jack Evans in the past, and then threatens Drago with the same. Announcers are all putting over Drago big. Rudos control the ring for a beatdown. When not sticking out his tongue, Drago is kind of making Gronda faces. Maybe it's just the mask. Bizarros do not do much of interest for their beatdown, but do bring in a whole lot of chairs. Replay of Drago's tongue wagging during this. Clip? Drago corner whipped, Escoria clothesline, dropkick to chair to the chair to groin. Cibernético kicks three chairs that are leaning on Parka. That had to hurt Cibernético more than Parka. Chairs thrown out, Lider thrown out. Drago back in. Whip, Cibernético flips him to the apron, forearms him there, Charly and Escoria slides thru the ropes, and Cibernético dropkick him into set up chairs on the outside. Cibernético makes faces to the camera.

Tour schedule.

Next week: Wagner & Psycho Circus vs Perros del Mal.

Break.

TripleMania promo.

Parka brought back in, bent over, and Charly comes off the second rope with a chair to the back. The outside of the chair seems to catch Park in the back of the head, by the way he reacts. Tirantes checks on him. Yep, replay shows Charly has bad aim. Back just in time to see Lider slammed onto his own barbed wire. That gets no reaction – you can easily hear Lider scream taking it, and then he has to pull it off himself. Rudos set up for Charly to chair shot Drago in the back, but Drago pulls Cibernético in position instead. Charly sent out, Parka flapjack Escoria and chases Cibernético. Taboo makes sure to stay in while Cibernético backs up. Lider, still hurting, sets up Escoria in the corner for some complicated spot. Replay of Lider, slam onto the bared wire. Coast to coast dropkick to a chair to Scoria's going by Lider. I guess he got over the barbed wire quick. Clip. Escoria and Drago in, Dragon trips up Escoria, off the ropes, headscissors, planning Escoria head first into the mat. Charly knocks Dragon down. Cibernético tries to lead applause, and is shocked when it's not happening. Whip, Drago runs thru the double clothesline, and a headscissors assistance spot looks very messes up. Oh well. Escoria misses a dropkick, Drago charge, Escoria tosses him up, and Dragon gets Charly with a tornillo in the process. Escoria has a freak out about it. Clip, and Escoria and Park in. Parka runs a lot, and kicks Escoria in the head. Taboo runs in and kicks Parka down from behind. Tirantes tells Lider not to get involved. Whip, head down too soon, Parka sunset flips him, holds him, waits, and Escoria runs to accidentally kicks his partner on the reversed sunset flip. One armed backbreaker for him. Cibernético in, Parka's clothesline misses, but Lider lands a dropkicked. Lider punches Cibernético, whip, reversed, Cibernético clothesline misses, Lider with a kick to the chest, kick to the head, 187 off the ropes, and right into a Cibernético big boot. This gets a replay. Low bar when it comes to Cibernético. Lider armdrags Cibernético out on a whip and sets up for a dive, but Escoria takes him down with a jumping heel kick. Chop. Chop. Whip, Lider grabs the ropes, Escoria charges, Lider flips him and slaps him on the apron. Lider goes out to join Escoria. Bad times – back suplex onto the apron, Escoria hitting it halfway and falling off. Lider may do a dive here, because he's on the ground after the next replay. Parka and Cibernético in, Cibernético landing a back elbow first. Cibernético stalks Parka, taunts him, and spits at him. Whip, clotheslines misses, Para kick catch enziguri. Replay – Lider does a fine Asia that missed. Back live, Cibernético and Taboo are huddling outside, and Parka topes them both. Cibernético and Drago in. Drago fired up. Off the ropes, into a Manson kick, up for a Gori Stretch, and pulled into a modified STO. As we're watching that, Charly pulls out the cheese grater from some place. Charly turns around, and Drago showers him with green mist! Drago clothesline looks awkward. Charly set up in the corner, Dragon up top – tornillo moonsault hits hard. One two three. Normal count.

Cibernético and Parka brawl back in, parka getting the better of it as Drago gets his arms raised. Drago lights a torch for Parka (with a match, not shooting fire out of his mouth, though eh is a dragon. ) Lider tries to hold Cibernético so Parka can burn him, but the Bizarros get him away. Parka is okay, because Dragon's the newest member of his group to end the Bizarros. Parka asks Cibernético what's missing from his house. Parka says Drago, the Black Family and himself will end the Bizarros. Poor Joe Lider. Parka pretend to like the flames, which is pretty impressive. Dance time. Drago has no idea what he's doing.

Finish replay. Drago's finish is called the Dragon Flip – it actually has a name!