Today: Surprise Perro.
Previously: Hijo de Tirantes broke Fabi Apache's legs. Tirantes beat him up an accepted. Electroshock beat Heavy Metal with help from a bottle. He's up 2-1. Zorro and Charly Manson are having issues. Wagner and Perro Aguayo are having issues. Konnan found himself a traitor. Wagner and Parka made some matches for Rey de Reyes.
Gran Apache tapes up Fabi's leg while asking if she really wants to do this. Fabi insistent on defending her tag team titles, though Gran Apache isn't high on the idea.
Match 1: Fabi Apache & Pimpinela Escarlata vs Alan Stone & Jennifer Blake for the AAA World Mixed Tag Team Championship
Plaza de Toros Monumental, Morelia, Michoacan, 03/13/2011
Winner: Alan Stone & Jennifer Blake
Match Time: 6:04
Rating: OK. Limited.
Notes: No entrances. Hijo de Tirantes is the referee, of course.
Big clip to start. Alan and Pimpi in, Pimpi avoiding a charge and slapping Alan done. They get into a slap fight, which Pimpi breaks off to urge on the crowd. Slap fight resumes in the middle of the ring. Jennifer randomly rushes into attack Pimpi. Fabi tries to get her, but Alan blocks her path. Match just stops for a moment, and the rudos pose. Clip. Fabi is getting the better of Jennifer with kicks and a headscissors. Fabi goes for a dive, but Tirantes trips Fabi up – at least I think that's what happened, since they missed the shot. Rudo beatdown from there. Replay of the trip! Hooray! Seems to cover up another clip here. Whip, Alan gives Fabi very safe quebradora. Jennifer stomps the bad knee, and the rudos make a wish with her legs. Pimpi in and slapped around. Alan gets a chair, and brings it into spank Fabi. That's rough. Jennifer hits the bad leg with the chair. Alan attacks the knee to, and swats Pimpi. Clip. Alan whips Pimpi to the corner, Pimpi reverses it, and Fabi trips Alan from outside. Alan grabs the chair, but Fabi dropkicks it in his face as Pimpi takes care of Jennifer. Fabi's limping rather badly. Tirantes takes the chair away from her. Clip. Pimpi shoulders Alan from the apron, Pimpi missile dropkick ends him out. Pimpi climbing up top – plancha to the floor. Jennifer and Fabi back in, Fabi ducks under a clothesline and immediately German suplexes Blake. Tirantes actually counts, one two no. Double underhook faceslam, Tirantes freaks out. Fabi covers, Tirantes goes down to count, thinks about it a bit, counts one, two and Jennifer kicks out. Shining wizard type stomp. Tirantes is upset, one two Tirantes puts Jennifer's boot on the bottom rope, then signals to Fabi that the foot is on the ropes and he has to break the count. Fabi gets up and shoves Tirantes, but she's limping bad. Jennifer clips Fabi – or only slightly, because Fabi takes a second to fall down. Half crab on the bad knee. Fabi's in trouble, she's close to the ropes – Tirantes blocks her path – and Fabi gives. New champions.
Jennifer jumps into Alan's arms, so Alan is the real winner here. They celebrate by holding Fabi down and attacking her knee. Gran Apache runs to the ring, but Tirantes hold him off with the chair. Pimpi makes it back in to cover up Fabi.
Halloween talks to Damian, Perro, and I guess Perro's woman? Halloween asks if maybe the women is their partner – everyone laughs. Damian wonders if it's X-Fly or Super Crazy. Perro tells them not to worry about it, he's got someone. And then comes the part where they know the camera is the real along and start yelling it to about the Perros.
Match 2: Heavy Metal vs Electroshock in a bull terrier match
Plaza de Toros Monumental, Morelia, Michoacan, 03/13/2011
Winner: Metal
Match Time: 12:12
Rating: usual
Notes: Clipped entrances. Metal enters thru the entrance! An innovative strategy. No guitar attack. Tropicasas is referee, which seems a bit unfair. Electroshock attacks Metal before he has the collar, so this is every bull terrier match already. Guess I should note that we're still on a four sided ring here. Whistle rings even though Electroshock isn't in the collar.
Tropicasas hands Electroshock the collar, and Electroshock uses it to choke Metal. That's not the idea. Metal fights back and chokes Electroshock, but Casas gets him back off enough to start to the collar on Electroshock. It takes both Metal & Electroshock to get the collar on. This takes a long time. Chain bits, back and forth. Electroshock gets control and tosses Metal around. They go outside, where Metal pulls Electroshock in the pose to take control. Back in, for chain punches. Exciting choking. Metal goes out of the ring to choke Electroshock over the top rope. Oh, he's bleeding. Pepe Casas counts Metal out for – I guess using the ropes in a bull terrier match? Metal ignores it and cranks Electroshock's neck around the top rope. Metal lets go, and Electroshock kicks him off the apron, then choke hangs him over the ropes. Electroshock plays with the chain, tosses it all to the outside, and the two exchange chain punches on the apron. When is Silver Kain getting here already? Crowd noise is really loud, but really fractured – like it's individual voices making it thru up. Metal and Electroshock punch each other out on the apron. Metal walks Electroshock to the stage, and Electroshock chokes him there. Electroshock whips Metal with the chain, except it's very obviously missing them. Electroshock looks like he could use a timeout. Back to the ring – no Metal gives back in over the bottom rope, and they have a tug of war. Both turn around to look at the crowd, crowd mostly behind Metal. Break.
Metal is randomly crawling back in the ring, and Electroshock strikes him as he comes in. They mange not tie up the chain on the bottom rope, which is a victory. Electroshock tries a martinete, but Pepe Casas shoves it to break it up (and falls down in the process.) Electroshock teases hitting him, and Metal trips him up with the chain. Chain twisted around Electro's leg, and Metal pulls it back for a half crab. This would be a fine finish. Metal tries another grip, but Electroshock won't let go. Metal decides that hey, taping buckles might work. One two three , Electroshock is waiting for him and drops him with a poor wheel kick. Metal headbutts Electroshock. TOEHOLD. Electroshock kicks Metal way. Corner whip, Metal flips in the corner, Electroshock lands him up on his shoulder and drops him for a big spinebusters. Time to touch corners. One two, swat the mini, three, and Metal trips Electroshock up. I believe Electroshock really hates that midget. They both recover for a while. Electroshock front cracker. Corner touch, one two three Metal pulls the chain. Electroshock lands at the feet of Lokillo and decides he might as well grab him. He doesn't get much of the mini, but he does nearly get the minis pants, which is bad news for us all. Clip. Electroshock has Metal in the Gori, Metal locks his legs around the middle rope to block, Electroshock drops him and slaps him. Slap again. Metal set up top, Lokillo slapped away again, inverted crucifix bomb. Electroshock one two three – crowd chanting – but Electroshock stops to watch Ultimo Gladiador and Silver Kain rush to the ring. That seems ill considered. Electroshock turns back to punch them both off the apron, then grabs Metal and works over him with more chain punches. Rock decides it's a good idea to rush Electroshock. Electroshock slaps her down easily. Lokillo tries kicks, and Electroshock easily boots him away. Metal recovers to kick Electroshock around, including a foul. Corner touch. One two three four, that’s it.
Metal immediately checks on Rock, who's playing at being unconscious. Clip, and Ultimo Gladiador and Silver Kain really want Heavy Metal to shake their hands. He won't, so they work over Electroshock instead. Rock is still getting stretchered out with Gladiador takes a front cracker and stomps. Metal watches, takes a step towards the fight, but Pepe Casas backs him off. Thru some clips, Metal is looking conflicted at the ring. He really feels sad for this man who just slapped down his girl.
Rey de Reyes hype video.
Cibernético walks thru a door into the building. Silly looking braids. He peeks into a room, and closes the door behind him. And that ends there. EXCITING.
Match 3: Billy el Malo, Charly Manson, Taboo vs Silver King, Último Gladiador, Zorro
Plaza de Toros Monumental, Morelia, Michoacan, 03/13/2011
Winner: Bizarros
Match Time: 37:02
Rating: ok
Notes: Silver Kain can't help but rant about his titles on the way to the ring. Zorro is out with his belt, and Jennifer, and her belt. Everyone has a belt! Piero is referee, and they've started coming down to the ring before the luchadors. Bizarros entrance is clipped, and they all sprint to the ring to attack. Billy has no particular introduction (what was the point of that last vignette?) Billy Boy is jut Billy el Malo, and we're moving on.
Sociedad gets much the better of the brawl. Charly charges Zorro, but Zorro help helps out. Maniacos do a lot of quick double teams, when you'd figure Zorro would want to beat him up himself. Zorro’s back to wearing the 8 jersey. Taboo takes the Zorro back suplex over the ropes. Billy gets dropkicked in the corner as the crowd chants “Zorra”. Billy's whipped into Silver's missile dropkick. Billy takes corner charges, then is whipped and tossed into another Silver Kain dropkick. Jennifer hands Zorro his cane, but Zorro is distracted by The Man in the Iron mask, walking out during the entrance. That would seem to mean isn’t not Charly playing mind games, because rushes in to attack the rudos while they’re distracted. Bizarros run wild on the rudos while the Other Zorro watches from the entrance. Real Zorro begs off in the ring as they go to break.
Zorro leaves, and SK demands a handshake from Charly. UG broadsides the Bizarro, of course. Billy leads charges while the rudos slowly stomp Charly. Charly makes a comeback by ducking a Zorro enziguri, which gets Silver King instead. Zorro accidentally kicks UG and runs to avoid Charly, but Charly holds him by his hair. UG belatedly breaks that up with a dropkick. Maniacos bumble on their own, Charly gets Gladiador with a quebradora, and Silver with a tope. Billy sends UG out with a headscissors, and follows with his own tope. Gladiador propels himself into the front row. Taboo sidesteps a Zorro dropkick. Clothesline reversals end up with Taboo winning. Taboo drags Zorro in place, heads up top, and misses a top rope – senton, maybe? Jennifer tosses Zorro the cane. Piero watches as Zorro cracks Taboo in the head. Charly rushes in, misses, and Zorro points the cane at his chest. Other Zorro is back out, and Zorro decide to chase. Charly disappears, and Billy kicks UG in the ring. Billy has a bit of trouble getting UG up, but drops him with his usual Gori Bomb. One two three.
Jennifer slaps Billy, who just looks at her as she yells at him. Cut to a shot of Zorro – Jennifer is rolling on the mat next time we see here, and the Bizarros flea before Zorro can get to them. They celebrate on the outside.
Mesías and his new goatee confront La Parka. Mesías is still not sold on Cibernético being a target and is more concerned with the guy who almost murdered him two weeks ago. Parka is a bit more concerned with Cibernético, and Mesías wants them to be on the same page. Parka walks off without getting to that point.
Match 4: Dr. Wagner Jr., Monster Clown, Murder Clown, Psycho Clown vs Damián 666, el Hijo del Perro Aguayo, Halloween, Hijo del Lizmark
Plaza de Toros Monumental, Morelia, Michoacan, 03/13/2011
Winner: Wagner & Psycho Circus.
Match Time: 10:59
Rating: usual brawl
Notes: Perro Aguayo is excited to be Perro Aguayo today. For all the surprise before, Hijo de Lizmark just walks in the ring unnoticed. He wears his mask to the ring, but takes it off when his name is announced. Tirantes is referee. Monster abducts a child, but security makes the save.
Brawl. Crowd chants for Wagner as the Perros get the better of the fight. Perro cracks Monster clown with a chair to the head, and Murder with one to the ribs. Lizmark goes fro Wagner's mask. Lizmark hits Psycho with one to the head. Clip, and suddenly Halloween and Murder are trading punches even. Perros pull Murder out, and Halloween lands a sliding splash onto Murder onto chairs. Other Clowns come in, miss dropkick on Damian and Lizmark, and are dropkicked out. Topes, Damian hitting the rope on his dive, shaking it while Lizmark goes thru. Perro rips off his shirt and drops Wagner with a back elbow in the ring. Perro sets up a wood panel in the corner. Plenty of time for Halloween to spear someone thru it. Perro misses a corner charge, and Wagner grabs him by the trunks. Tirantes backs him off. Perro charges, and Wagner tosses Aguayo backwards thru the panel. Clowns rush the ring and beat up the other Perros. Replay of the panel break. Damian takes a quad dropkick as Jesus is profusely taking the director for that replay. Kind of their job! Break.
Lizmark takes care of the técnicos one by one, but gets dropped by a Wagner spinebuster. Psycho adds a top rope low blow headbutt. Halloween gets slapped on the back by everyone, then the chest. Flying sit. Now it's Jesus calling him “Killer”. Catapult legdrop for Perro, plus a Wagner buzz saw kick to the end. One on ones include a Psycho front cracker on Damian, a Halloween spear to Psycho, Monster dropping Halloween with a reverse neckbreaker, Lizmark giving Monster with his spinning side slam, and Murder pressing Lizmark over his head impressively. Elbow drop misses, but Murder is able to clothesline him out. Perro is knocked around for a bit, but flips Murder with a dropkick to the knee and to the head. Wagner in to fight him. Crowd is excited. Wagner sunset flip, trunks get pulled own a bit, count of one, Wagner up, Perro kicks him, casita, Wagner reverses to an inside cradle, one – Tirantes stops counting. Wagner gets up and confronts him, and kicks him for good measure. Wagner slams Perro, and heads up. Wagner stops to pose – flying splash comes up empty. Casita, one two NO. Much faster counter. Whip, reversed, Wagner puts his head down, and Perro dropkick him there. Dropkicks ends Wagner out on his back and head, hard fall. Monster and Psycho back elbow Perro out and get in a slap fight with Halloween and Lizmark. Rudos charge, and get dropkicked out. Clowns take them out with topes. Murder and Damian left in. Damian manages to flatten Murder against the ropes with a dropkick, charges again and gets backdropped out. Perros sort of catch him and stand him up, then all sort of stand there as Monster slowly climbs up the corner and comes off the top rope with a plancha. Wagner and Damian in, Damian somehow escaping that last pileup. Clothesline drops Wagner, one two no. Perro, watching this from the apron, drops down here to the floor instead of helping. Damian Valagueza on Wagner, one two kickout. Damian, unconcerned his big move just got kicked out off, heads up. Moonsault? Wagner Moves, and Damian faceplants. Wagner says this is it – Wagner Driver. Perro and Tirantes are talking but Tirantes turns back to the pin to count the one two three. Why was he cheating before and not now?
Perro comes in a bit late to punch Wagner in the head. Clowns confront him, then turn around and patiently stand to get hit one by one by Halloween chair shots. Chair shots. Perros relieve the Psychos of their masks. Jesus thinks the clowns are “Murder, Killer, Psycho.”
Konnan gives a recap/pep speech to Zorro. Zorro wants to know about this Iron Mask bit, but Konnan convinces him it's just a Charly Manson trick – the Zorro Iron Mask doesn't exist. I think we all saw him, he pretty much exists. Zorro says a prayer.
Match 5: El Mesías, Joe Lider, La Parka vs Cibernético, Escoria, Nygma
Plaza de Toros Monumental, Morelia, Michoacan, 03/13/2011
Winner: técnicos
Match Time: 10:10
Rating: eh
Notes: Piero is referee. Cibernético gets his own separate entrance. He spears parka as soon as he enters the ring, and the match starts there.
Fourth straight match where the rudos beat up the técnicos in a brawl to start. Bizarros work over Parka with chairs host to chairs in the center of the ring – lots of shots to the back. Clip, and Parka is suddenly gone. Escoria drops on Lider with a top rope legdrop. Corner charges for Parka. Superman Mesías clears out the lesser Bizarros, confronts Cibernético, and is attacked from behind. Corner charges for Parka again, but he misses this time and the less Bizarros wipe themselves out. Cibernético bails without being touched. Parka just sits there holding Nygma for a Lider backbreaker. Mesías knocks Escoria over with a charge, and Parka slowly chases Cibernético around the outside. Revenge chair shots, Escoria not getting his hands up on one to the head. Break.
Nygma gets an advantage on Mesías. It's very short lived. Mesías has become the 10000th guy in Mexico to use a backcracker. I believe he wins a free sandwich. Powerslam for Escoria, but Mesías stops covering to face Cibernético. Face to face talking. Cibernético talks them into doing charging bits, and neither man goes down first two times. Mesías goes down the third, because Cibernético clotheslines him. Corner whip, Mesías gets a boot up, and bulldogs Cibernético. Cibernético rolls out, stumbling into the night. Hey, this is it how looks from a camera looking at phone camera. Great. Lider gets his own backcracker variation on Nygma. Escoria get the advantage, test distracted easily be Mesías and takes a hammerlock backbreaker (“sidebreaker”) from Lider. Parka is last. Crowd is loud for him, mostly chanting with some booing. Escoria eats a flapjack. Cibernético in and trading punches and chops. Cibernético lobbers Parka with a clothesline, but Parka gets back to his feet and clotheslines Cibernético. Nygma strolls in, distracts, and Cibernético hits Parka's left shoulder with a chair. Mesías in, both men shove, and Mesías dropkick Cibernético out. Mesías pescado is not at all caught by Cibernético, but Mesías lands on his feet anyway. Lider takes out Escoria with a thrown chair, then Death Valley Drivers him from the apron to the floor. Nygma drops Park with a missile dropkick, but can’t get three. Parka gives him a urange, one two three.
The rest of the Bizarros rush in and attack the técnicos. Zorro strolls out to the stage – but Alan, Jennifer, and Los Maniacos pull him back with Konnan watching. Show ends there.