Heavy Metal vs Electroshock recap video. Park did not earn a title shot.
Heavy Metal says hi to the crowd as he walks to the ring. The Heavy chant is pretty strong until he starts talking, but maybe they're listening. Arena Naucalpan is his house! Former Arena Naucalpan tag team, don't you know. Heavy introduces the girl from his Rock Show, and his new midget mascot. AAA doesn't give these people captions. Metal calls out Electroshock, who shows up wearing a joker shirt. They get Metal and Electroshock chants. Crowd is easy. The two discuss who has greater ties to Antonio Pena. Electroshock says he's a new Electroshock, and explains the HDL concept again. And that's it?
Again, Cibernético talks to mystery man.
Match 1: Argenis, Atomic Boy, Gato Eveready vs Cerebro Negro, Dr. Cerebro, Eterno
Arena Naucalpan, 02/04/2011
Winner: Team IWRG
Match Time: 6:33
Rating: not as good as previous matches
Notes: You know we have time when the IWRG guys get entrances. They enter as a group, but still. Argenis were the lower half of a Místico mask like a bandana. I think Arturo just added Atomic Boy to Fuerza Aerea. He also has already forgotten he's no longer Gato “Eveready”. About usual. Tropicasas is referee.
As the match starts, Arturo immediately starts into a totally prepared conversation about Argenis and Místico. When Argenis debuted, I seem to recall them subtly bashing Místico, and then they just haven't talked about Místico at all in recent Argenis matches. Now, Arturo is sending out well wishes to that great luchador Místico. Meanwhile, Gato barely gets going with Dr. Cerebro on the mat before the rudos break it up. Wheelbarrow/flying legdrop for him. Cerebro Negro wore his mask to walk to the ring, and Arturo explains to us at home that's how to identify him. That mask is long gone which Jesus Zuñiga points out. At least someone points it out. Powerbomb & backcracker spot on Atomic Boy has really bad timing and gets booed. Springboard dropkick/wheelbarrow suplex on Argenis. Rudos wasting no time, pretty much only doing the big moves I'm mentioning. Gato sidesteps a corner charge, and the comeback is on already. Argenis springboard headscissors on Cerebro Negro, Gato dropkicks Dr. Cerebro, and Argenis gives Eterno a painful looking flapjack. Didn't land flat at all. Fans are loudly booing the técnico offense. Atomic Boy comes in with a springboard flip legdrop, but he slips too and that looks bad. This is all very sloppy. Everyone stands around for a bit too. Atomic boy has a nice standing on Dr. Cerebro's shoulders headscissors, and a double bouncing armdrag. Double rotation headscissors looks slow, and crowd is just in a bad mood now. 619 to the midsection, Doctor goes out, Atomic Boy teases the dive and backflips. Boos. Atomic Boy is a bit confused. Break.
Rey de Reyes teaser.
Crowd chants for Cerebro Negro against Argenis, though Argenis gets in all the offense. His superkick looks good, anyway. Gato is last, working with Eterno. Crowd seems a bit more split on this matchup. Slaps to the face exchanged. Eterno headscissors sends Gato to the corner, but Gato shrugs of a walking up the ropes armdrag, tossing Eterno to the mat and dropkicking him in the head. Gato checks his nose, the gets up and stares at a booting crowd. He seems to be contemplating going with it. Spinning headscissors into a spinning armdrag sends Eterno thru the ropes, Gato charges and is flipped to the apron, then charges and slides out as Gato flips in. Gato in, Dr. Cerebro cuts him off, Gato jumps to his shoulders, Doctor drops him with an electric chair suplex. Whip, Gato hangs in the ropes, Cerebro charges, Gato moves, and Cerebro slips thru, slowly. Gato follows with a tope. Other four in, técnicos duck clotheslines and dropkick the rudos out, and dives – tope con giro by Argenis, Atomic Boy fakes and stays inside, then – his dive around the corner is completely missed by the camera. Way to go. Gato and Dr. Cerebro back in, Cerebro blocks a clothesline and turns it into a Alejandrina. Gato doesn't give, so Cerebro drives him into the ground, covers, one two three. Crowd cheers.
Rudos stomp Gato after the match. Argenis rushes in, and Dr. Cerebro drops him with a Cerebro Driver. Atomic Boy charges Eterno, so he can take a fireman's carry bomb. Various white shirted IWRG rudos in – Hijo del Pirata Morgan is pretty easy to identify, and so is the only one identified by the announcers. Looks like we have Pollo, Fresero Jr., and maybe Keshin Black as the other masked guy? It's not actually clear if they're with the other rudos, or though the other rudos don't really have a problem with them.
LA Park has a contract saying he won't get a title shot – Cibernético will. That's that paper Cibernético gave to the mystery man to give to Park, so mission succeeded. Parka and Konnan have a loud argument about, which ends in a shove. Park is ticked he's not getting his promised shot.
Reairing the Heavy Metal vignette from weeks ago because they've got time. So much time.
Match 2: Heavy Metal vs Electroshock
Arena Naucalpan, 02/04/2011
Winner: Electroshock
Match Time: 11:40
Rating: a collection of stuff and a finish. I can't believe we're getting five of these and they did the guitar to the head finish in match one.
Notes: Cibernético has a new scary mask and looks like he's raided Chessman's wardrobe. Metal has the old shoulder pads and a guitar. Piero is ref. I guess the girl is wearing the shoulder pads during the match.
Like the other matches in this feud, and maybe more so, these two have decided to hit each other very hard. It's an idea. They're also selling stuff as near death immediately, and the show breaks while Electroshock is desperately reaching for the ropes off an armbar less then 4 minutes in.
There's a Rey de Reyes promo before the break and after the break.
Show resume with Electroshock having already gotten the rope and Metal already have given him a break. That's not so dramatic. Electroshock totally steals his wife's move, taking Metal through a rolling tapatía. Elector gets him up twice, Metal breaks on the third, and Electro stands up completely fine. Wrestling in fake! Electroshock uses more submissions, Metal headbutts him questionably low, and Electroshock sells it like he's been full forced kick. Piero seems completely unconcerned. Oh, the woman is wearing one of Heavy metal's old outfits. That's just kind off odd. Electroshock throws himself out on a missed corner charge, and Heavy Metal goes out with a slingshot tope con giro, and Electroshock doesn’t as much catch him as just let him rest on his shoulder and they both fall over. The mascot messes with Electroshock, but the crowd misses that. Metal plays around with a cross armbreaker before a break.
Another Rey de Reyes promo.
Electroshock topes Metal. Metal doesn't really do any better job of catching him. Electroshock has a nice corner clothesline, belly to belly suplex combo for a near fall. Electroshock shrugs off a casita, kick Metal low when he sets up for the Heavy punch, and powerbombs him hard. Electroshock wanders around instead of covering, and the Woman slides in to check on Metal. Metal fins a wooden guitar – different than the one they had originally and lifts it up. Metal's girl protects Metal, which annoys Electro. He gives up, throw the guitar down, and turns – only for Metal to dropkick Electro into the corner. Heavy Punch connects. Metal rests, and Electroshock smacks him with the guitar. The girl back in to check again, but Electroshock shoves her off, and then holds off as he covers. I'm not sure she knows that’s the finish, but it is one two three.
Electroshock rants about the score being 1-0.
Hey, it's that same promo again.
Zorro/Charly Manson/Bizarros video
Match 3: Jack Evans, La Parka, Nicho el Millionario vs Charly Manson, Cibernético, Escoria
Arena Naucalpan, 02/04/2011
Winner: técnicos
Match Time: 13:54
Rating: eh
Notes: Bizaros enter first, and do allow Nicho to stand in the ring without attacking him. I wonder if Jack will get a hug this time? Maybe Jack and Charly can have a dance contest? Bizarros attack once Jack is done dancing, and Charly jumps Parka on the stairs. No actual opening whistle. Tirantes is referee, and I have no idea who he's going to cheat for here.
Brawling beat down. Escoria has added a Bizarros logo and name to the back of his dress shirt. Cibernético focuses on Parka. Rudos coming together for a flying sit to Nicho's back, and hangs him in the ropes for Cibernético to – uh, kick him to the back. Cibernético running to chop Parka is a treat. Running is not in Cibernético’s skill set, not with those knee braces. Arturo now talking about Alberto Del Rio for no particular reason. Parka gets flipped over and takes a dropkick to the face. Jack’s held in Gory Stretch, kicked, and snapped back for a faceslam. Cibernético suplexes Jack, because it's so fun. Escoria adds a standing moonsault. Nicho tries bringing in a chair, and that only gets used on him. Shot to the back, dropkicked in his face. Corner charges for Nicho too. Crowd not into the Bizarros as much as the other crowds have been, or maybe this beatdown is just gone way too long. Arturo discussing Carlos Colon? Sure. Corner charges for Jack. Tirantes grabs Parka to allow Escoria to get in a cheap shot, so I guess he's decided the Bizarros are worse. Bizarros kick Parka around as they go to break.
Rey de Reyes promo again.
Crowd now loud for Parka. Corner charges agree going to fail, because it's the third guy. Charly flipped to the apron and tripped off Cuervo misses his charge, and Parka wails on Cibernético with punches Crowd is now unhappy with Parka. I don't know. Cibernético gets out of the ring and back in, and somehow Parka can't get back in to fight him. Oh, he's going for a chair, I guess that's a reason. Tirantes warns him and Cibernético half heartedly begs off before leaving. Parka contemplates hitting Tirantes for quite a while. Everyone goes to their corners, except Cibernético and Parka face off on the outside for a while. Clip. I think Parka kicks one of the Bizarros fans to annoy them. Jack and Escoria start in the ring, exchanging big kicks. Jack misses a flip splash, but the flip under the clothesline works. Spinning DDT sends Escoria out. Charly/Nicho includes Charly spitting something out on a Nicho wheel kick and being slide dropkicked in the barricade. Nicho taunts Cibernético into coming in, then tags Parka. Escoria comes in for Cibernetico. Backbreaker and lame clothesline for him. Parka calls Cibernético in, and it takes spit for him to stop in – and then he steps back out. Tirantes tries backing Parka up so Cibernético has room, but Parka ignores him. Snap mare on Parka, and Cibernético unites the mask. Trash talk. Kick to the back. Corner whip, Cibernético walks in, Parka kicks him and badly clothesline Cibernético. Cibernético doesn’t go down, but staggers around kind of, and then goes down on the next running clothesline. A singles match between these two is going to be so bad. Jack and Escoria back in, but break for us.
Hey, air the Rey de Reyes promo again.
The match has randomly jumped forward, where Cibernético has Nicho down and Charly is about to put El Pozo on Parka. Zorro runs in and canes Charly. Cibernético and Tirantes are too busy arguing to notice, but Tirantes turns around to see Parka on top of Charly and counts a snappy one two three. They showed FIVE SECONDS after the break.
Zorro stomps Charly, and Cibernético is more concerned with slipping Parka and punching in them anyone else. Jack it has nothing to do, so he attacks Cibernético, who shrugs him away easily a couple of times. Nicho covers up Parka, so Cibernético tries to get in cheap shots around him. Cibernético is totally unconcerned with Charly beating beat, and Escoria is nowhere to be seen. Zorro yanks Charly by his hair and yells at him. Cibernético gets down taking off Parka's mask and turns to Zorro, but Zorro's leaving already. Zorro rants about the mask as he leaves. Bizarros recover. Only Cibernético is really in a dancing move. Charly walks off. Escoria sort of dances and sort of checks on Charly. Cibernético gets in his dance and leaves with the rest. Técnicos recover in the ring.
Replays include Jack's dive, not actually shown in the match. Escoria's standing to close to the ring to actually catch him. Replay of Cibernético chokeslamming Nicho too, also not shown. Cibernético not getting involved to help Charly is brought up by Jesus multiple times, but Arturo ignores it.
Parka dances in the ring with a kid.
Show recap, and they're done.