Jose is great

There’s a lot of stuff written about Pena and will be written about him in the next few days. I don’t know if anything’s going to beat this:

Ultimately I’ll personally remember him as a guy that, at several points in time, created and pushed a human ice cream, Power Rangers, mariachis, football players, hockey players, teenage soccer players, soccer goats, a pumpkin, ninjas with colorful attires, ninja turtles, Elvis, one eyed monsters, a stable of kickboxers, a Tiger Mask clone, a fourth rate Dump’s Army, a dozen different types of insects, Chucky, several stables of wrestling clowns including gay clowns, Micro Konnan, two monkeys, Acapulco beach bums, a gringo lion, evil goblins, a shark, male and female mentally ill wrestlers (including an insane version of Gloria Trevi, a famous star convicted for being a this document contains no data), rabbits, mafiosi, midget versions of Mankind, Goldust and Vader, zombies, bats, ghosts, spectres, dead men, evil monks, two dozen masked martial artists, Japanese kamikazes, satanists, aliens, a very fat guy and a very tiny guy with currency names, crying monsters, an evil policeman called Policeman, whatever Alebrije and Cuije are supposed to be, street gang members, midget street gang members, evil witches, Andre The Midget, mini Head Hunters, a fuhrer, several monsters coming from deep in the sea, Blue Demon from other space, Hannibal, American farm boys, several scarecrows, bullfighters, mummies, yetis, roosters, transvestites, the wolfman, an over the top gay mocking a rival network’s president, snakes, dracula, the hunchback, Aladdin and the genius, rappers, skaters, underage street cleaners, female strippers, themed male strippers (an Aztec, a nazi and a pharaoh), a stable of wrestlers named after guns, Kiss and Marilyn Manson themed wrestlers, the Crow, a male version of the Spice Girls, a sultan and his slave, a wrestler based on a serial killer, sewer rats, second and third versions of half of those mentioned before, evil Santo, a stable of American rebels, a Canadian vampire, five dancing skeletons and GRONDA.

– Jose, in the DVDVR thread


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