Congress Theatre, 08/26

I’ve been neglectful in my duties as “dude who appears to know about lucha in Chicago, but actually knows crap”, and I must make good. This time, I’m basically regurgitating the info from a thread on CPW.

There’s a free show Saturday at Congress Theatre. As usual, ringside is not free – I’d advise you either to get their early to get a good seat, or pay for tickets. (That’s my plan.)

Here’s the card:
1) tba (Silute Azul and others listed as in action)
2) Mini Charlie Manson & Lupillo el Terrible vs Guerrerito del Futuro & El Guerrlillero
3) SWAT Kat & Lancer 2000 vs Coco Negro & Coco Verde
4) Principe Unlimted & Rayo Lasser vs Septiembre Negro Jr., Aguila del America
5) LA Park & Super Astro vs Blue Panther & Tarzan Boy

I’m setting the under/over on matches actually happening as listed at 1.5. (I kid because I care. And it’s funny.)

Here’s the spot where I complain about no trios matches

Here’s the spot where I note the start time is 6 PM and wonder if that means bell time or doors open

Here’s the spot where I ask if anyone else is going, and no one is. ROH is the same night, so I suspect I’ll be the only gringo paying to be in the building. Though – if this was a 6 PM bell time and ran efficiently (ahahahahaha – sorry again) it could wrap by 8. ROH doesn’t start till 7:30 – maybe you could get to Chicago Ridge in time to catch the last half of the show? The show surely won’t be done before midnight, so there’s a chance at some of it if things roll right. I don’t think I’ll be trying this (unless someone else wants to.)

I’m going to lucha instead of ROH because ROH makes money, which I figure to mean I’ll have many more chances to see Danielson and such (though the Colt title match sounds pretty fun) but at some point much sooner, the lucha promoters will tire of losing money and I won’t get a chance to see LA Park or Blue Panther without going to Mexico. It’s all about scarcity, I guess. Or STILL being bitter I missed Santo.

That’s all I got.

08/24: Coliseo, Guadalajara, Neza

Ovaciones says CMLL will have a tribute to Roberto Rangel Friday in Arena Mexico, and IWRG will do the same tonight in Arena Naucalpan and Arena Neza.

The RXLL card I posted yesterday is apparently wrong. The main event (Waltman/Vamp) is right, Extreme Tiger will be on the card somewhere, Blue Panther/Ron Killings is wrong (sorry Bix; Blue Panther isn’t booked), there will be a six way but maybe not those people, ‘Nic Grimes’ is a new gimmick for an American women who’s been working in Mexico (you should figure this out), so yea that is ROH/SHIMMER’s Lacey, and so on from there. The promotion is still working on the actual card, so even all that is subject to change.

CMLL (TUE) 08/22 Arena Coliseo Results [cmll]
1) Bracito de Oro, Mini Olimpico b Fire, Sombrita
2) Danger, Sensei, Trueno DQ Chamaco Ortiz, Jeque, Ramstein
Chamaco Ortiz is secretly the unmasked Artillero, and replacing Soberano Jr. here. Update: Wait, no, Chamaco Torres is Artillero. Who was this? Jeque pulled Sensei’s mask for the DQ
3) Kronos, Stuka Jr., Texano Jr. b Mr. Mexico, Nitro, Okumura
4) Lizmark, Sagrado, Virus b Pierroth, Soberano Jr., Terrible
Soberano filled in for Emilio.
5) Dos Caras Jr., Heavy Metal, Hijo de Lizmark b Eclipse, Olimpico, Ultimo Guerrero
They build to a big Dos vs Ultimo finish, and then they ended up outside after a dive and Eclipse got pinned by Heavy. It’s seeming like Eclipse job is to job a lot for the crew (and hopefully learn something.)

CMLL (TUE) 08/22 Arena Coliseo Guadalajara Results [cmll]
1) Impostor b Thunder Boy
2) Metal Blanco b Exterminador
3) Makabre b Danger (Guadalajara)
4) Leon Blanco b Asesino Negro
5) Satanico, Tony Rivera, Volador Jr. b Malefico, Mascara Magica, Sangre Azteca
6) Rayman b Cien Caras Jr.
Cien Caras Jr. wants a title match. Rayman wants a mask match.
7) Atlantis, Mascara Ano 2000 b Dr. Wagner Jr., Rey Bucanero
Atlantis snuck in a foul on the Doc.

IWRG (THU) 08/17 Arena Neza Results [thegladiator.com]
1) Red Bull b Rey Estruendo
2) Kid Tiger, Sibelius b Carta Brava Jr., Vampiro Metalico
3) Ave Fenix, Platino, Rayo Tapatio I b Chac Mool, Fantasma de la Opera, Xibalva
4) Felino, Pantera, Rayo Tapatio II b Head Hunter I, Head Hunter II, Veneno
go to the recap if you want an intensely bloody picture of Pantera. stabbing = bad!!
5) Felino, Mistico b Atlantis, Ultimo Guerrero

Rudopolis has updated with the last three weeks of lucha TV in Mexico

The only explanation I’ve heard for Dr. Morales disappearance is he’s on vacation.

Blue Demon Jr. has come out against the futbol mask ban. That changes everything.