Month: May 2003

A few quick (since this horse has been beaten to death a few times) thoughts on the last CMLL show.

Shocker/Ultimo was another fine entry in their series. I imagine they’d definitely have the #1 and #2 slots in the CMLL 25 if we ever did that again (and probably not, since we’re lagging 4 months behind in TV).

Best moment of the whole week was Ricky kicking out of the ‘Bido Buster (sorry, it just jumped in my head–I am of course referring to the Fisherman Buster). Zumbio pinned Ricky several times in the weeks leading up to the show with the same move, so when young Marvin kicked out it elicited a huge pop. Wrestling in the easiest thing in the world to book when you do it right.

And man, Ricky wasn’t afraid to kill himself in that match, no?

Maybe the biggest surprise was how much I enjoyed the Gram Markus/Violencia match. Okay, maybe “enjoyed” is pushing it, but it didn’t suck, and that’s huge in and of itself.

Power outages suck.

Quick lucha times

Saturday: (Marvin/Zumbido, Ultimo/Shocker)
EAST: 2pm to 4:30pm EST
WEST: 5pm to 7:30pm PST

Sunday: (Dantes/Pierroth hair/hair, Vampiro/Shocker/Magica vs GdI)
ALL: 2pm to 4:30 EST

CMLL.com says NJPW’s Heat (except he said he didn’t want to be called that anymore, hmm) debuts the first week of June. A week from today at Arena Mexico is the safe guess, and some sort of lineup should turn up this weekend.

Another recap of some older lucha has been sent to the Wienerboard.

The main matches on this one are a pair of excellent Psicosis tag team bouts. The first sees him team up with Halloween against Ultraman (Damian) & Leon Negro in a no-ropes barbed wire cage match from Tijuana (handheld) that is as nuts as it sounds. The other main attraction is Juventud/Psicosis against Volador/Mexicano in a tag team titles match. You can see Psicosis working two completely different style matches, and doing an excellent job of it.

It should be pointed out as well that the latest CMLL TVs from Wrestleholics are in. On paper, it looks kinda weak compared to their latest TV, so although I want to see the Mexico vs. Japan Torneo Cibernetico (hacked up as it was), I’ll hold off and wait for a more intriguing recent series of shows to combine them with.

The Jimmy Kimmel stuff was about what you’d expect, with the minis treated somewhat as a freak show/novelty act but getting over with the sheer frantic pace of the wrestling.

Throughout the show, they had people in the crowd wearing lucha masks and plenty of people wearing Lucha Va Voom shirts, as that’s what they were here to promote. I suspect some of the crowd might have been other particpants in the promtion, but I wouldn’t really know.

Ed McMahon, co hosting for the week, did the introductions. He even said tecnicos and rudos! Each side had a valet.

The ring itself was midget sized – I want to say 5 by 5 feet. It’s a studio, you don’t expect too much.

Pierrothio (who did not have his belt) comically slipped on the apron trying to enter the ring and was immediatly toped by Ocatongicto to get this under away.

Actually, watching it again right now, this is what I get: If anything, the action was too fast, as the announcers completely lost track of what was going on in no time. Tecnicos lsot advantage with a botched double team on Pierroth and Ocatgoncito got the mallest of the face in peril bits. Everyone had preparted lines to get off – Kimmel made the chihuahaha joke. Sagrada came back with some heel misfires. Pirata was called Fernando Valenuza many times. Pierroth ended up going over the ringside table, then Ocatgoncito planched over the table onto him to complete Kimmel and the guests out. While Kimmel was asking them about the Hitler mini-series, Sagarda hit a bodyscissors cradle for the win in about 1:58.

Kimmel: “I don’t know what just happened here.”
Pierrothito: “VIVA PUERTO RICO! RUDOS RUDOS RUDOS RUDOS RUDOS RUDOS” and so on. Kimmel had the best look on his face during this. He tried to repair Mexico/Puerto Rico tensions but it wasn’t going to happen.

Kimmel: “Did you feel like you’ve been cheated and robbed?”
Pierrothito: “VIVA PUERTO RICO! RUDOS RUDOS RUDOS!”
Kimmel: “Um, someone forget to tell me they don’t speak any English. Do you speak any English?”
Morgan: “I don’t.”
Kimmel: “We enjoyed your pitching for the Dodgers.”
Morgan: “ARRIBA MEXICO!”

Kimmel plugged their May 26th and Pierrothito got a hold of a Puerto Rician flag to end it.

This was humorous but nothing you can feel left out by having missed.

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This Sunday (2p ET/PT) is a very good CMLL show, with both the Ultimo/Shocker CMLL LH Title rematch and the Marvin/Zumbido hair/hair match. Easily the best episode I’ve seen out of this bunch.

A few thoughts on the 5/18/03 show

Violencia [c] & Pierroth & Blue Panther vs. Gran Markus [c] & Apolo Dantes & Satanico

Yes, CMLL’s version of the Never Ending Story returns to your screens after a lengthy absence. What belt does Violenica hold again? I forget. On the plus side, I like 50% of the guys in this match. Primera caida is over in seconds as Violencia hits the Scary Senton on Markus. Galavision actually has the balls to cut to a commercial after that. Segunda caida gets weird. Markus makes a comeback on Violencia, then Panther and Pierroth come in and beat him up, then Apolo and Satanico come in and beat them up to win the fall. Tercera caida actually has a ray of sunshine as Apolo and Panther have a nice sequence. Apolo gets dogpiled and pinned after a Violencia clothesline. Shockingly, Satanico doesn’t get eliminated. Instead, Violencia accidentally kicks Pierroth in the cajones (no, not contrived at all, no siree) and gets rolled up by Markus for the pin. Same poop we’ve seen for about 67 years now.

Zumbido and Terrible shoot the shit after apparently hanging out in an abandoned warehouse.

Emilio Charles Jr. [c] & Zumbido & Terrible vs. Negro Casas [c] & Felino & Ricky Marvin

Terrible looks a lot like Sean O’Haire. Rudos run wild through the first caida. Only thing of note was Terrible blowing some move beyond recognition on Casas. Rudos win and we go to a commercial. We re-join the match in progress for about ten seconds as the tecnicos win the second fall. Felino even used the Trailer Hitch on Emilio. Ricky also hits a Dragon Moonsault on Zumbido, but we only see that in the replays. Tercera caida has a big helping of Terrible, and boy, did he live up to his name. Felino pins him after a moonsault, then gets pinned himself after a cool Zumbido springboard dropkick. Weird booking because it usually comes down to the captains in the final caida, but since Emilio and Negro don’t have an issue, we get left with Zumbido and Ricky, and ‘Bido comes out on top again with the Fisherman Buster. Odd match, probably not one for the permanent tape.

Shocker vs. Ultimo Guerrero

These two had the best lucha match in 2002, and while this one wasn’t nearly as good, there was still plenty to enjoy. The problem was that the first two caidas were really short (something like 3 minutes combined). Things did pick up immensely in the final fall. I thoroughly enjoyed Shocker escaping the wacky submission that did him in the second fall, Ultimo’s beyond insane super gourdbuster, some very well done nearfalls, and the clean as a sheet ending. Plus a rematch next week, yippee!

Niebla did beat Universo, so he’s still champ.

Just in case W would happen to go down again, I’ve mirrored all of Homer’s articles here. Hope you don’t mind.

I’m actually watching Jimmy Kimmel but I’ll tell you in the morning. 3 updates in one day is pushing it.