possibly an ongoing feature
– I know I’m next to the middle of nowhere, but how can a gas station – with a McDonalds! – not have Gatorade? It has six flavors of Bug Juice.
– I wish him well wherever he’s playing, but I never want to hear the name Dion Thomas again.
– getting these answers when asking if I’m going to have to stay an extra day, in chronological order
the day before I leave: yes
when I get there: no
I don’t think so
maybe
Nah
maybe
I don’t know
maybe
14 minutes before I’m supposed to leave: maybe
what do you want to do?
Yea.
And can you come in two and half hours early?
– people asking you “what do you want to do?” when it’s pretty freaking obvious they know exactly what they want you to say and you better give them that answer or else, but they don’t have the whatever to take responiblity for making the decision, so it’s all on you.
What *I* want to do is camp out on a beach and do my best to forget any of you exist, but I don’t suppose that’s one of my options.
(And I’m actually passing up that chance next week because even that can suck. what a world.)
– people who whine about things but take no steps to resolve them.