CHRIS BENOIT IS NOT CHRIS JERICHO. Although the match might’ve been up there. I know they were trying to stretch the time as far as possible, but Viscera being in the submission for 30 seconds when he’s losing on Heat is kinda iffy.
Like vacation days, Edge got in his second yearly Edgecation just under the wire. Good work.
They’re FROM THE UNITED STATES, you morons. Hassan equally – he should’ve had a response ready for that if it wasn’t the chant they wanted, so I don’t think we can really rip them for doing exactly what WWE wanted them to do. After that, they took a while to come up with a coherent chant. Here’s the article; they should’ve got a graphic, but the survey’s purposely misleading. JR DOWN! JR DOWN! I think it’s only good that they didn’t lay out Lawler in that it would only lead to a match.
Sure hope they were ready to pull the NYR ads should an upset happen.
If they were continuing the angle from two weeks ago, shouldn’t they have structured it so Batista “accidentally” beats Triple H’s time? Tough to be Rhyno.
HHH’s opponent has to be Shelton Benjamin.
Oh god no, not a debate. This can only end with someone embarassed. Which I kinda figured had to happen when King let it slip that it was JR’s birthday next week.
Only HHH can stare down each person. Only Orton can get up. Too bad Shelton can’t possibly win. JR has a horrible cadence. Win, back. Benoit’s one is coming back soon. Hey, HBK, just so we get all the main eventers together again. I think you need Kane, and we’ve got every main event since the split here, or something.
This angle could actually get over well.
Well, at least better than it did for Coach.
And Tazz.
The one thing it did was let me notice King’s new horrid dyejob.
And Raven?
I think the problem is the Foley stuff was good, and they have this idea they can plug in Lawler and JR for Foley. It’s not a good idea.
Something that bothers me is that Khasrow is speaking Farsi, which means he’s Persian, not Arab. So Hassan is misleading the children. For shame.
Davari’s Iranian, I believe. CIA Factbook says they speak Persian too, and Iranain’s are total Arabs.
Farsi and Persian are often used interchangeably. Iranians are mostly Persian, which a completely different ethnic group than Arabs. It’s sort of like referring to all Hispanic people as Mexicans.
Ah. Gotcha.
I think “total Arabs” is the oddest turn of phrase I’ve heard all week.
Mexicans are Hispanics, but not all Hispanics are Mexicans. Are Persians Arabs, but not all Arabs are Persians? Or are they mutually exclusive? Suckas gotta know. White suckas.
I know Iraq used to be called Persia. Thought I’d mention that.
A lot of people use the term “Arab” to describe all Middle Easterners, which is incorrect. Arabs are just one of many groups in the area. Persians and Arabs are different groups. So the example I used was a bit misinformed.
And I’M NOT WHITE DAMN IT!
Thank you. And white suckas referred to me and…well, I assume someone else here is white.
Oh, OK.
And to get somewhat back on topic, I guessed three of the six opponents in the time dealie (Vis, Rhyno & Shelton) did anybody else get any?
Yes, I got them all. I am ridiculously wise.
I got them all, too, because I read Scott’s mind.