Went to the ROH show. Quick results now – let’s see if I get names right . Thoughts when I’m awake again.
- BJ Whitmer (w/o) d. Ace Steel – Briscoes ran in before the match to beat down Steel and Punk and Cabana made the save to heat up that match. Post match, BJ laid out Ace with a steel chair to the head.
- Chad Collyer d. John Walters
- Justin Credible/Masada d. Shawn Daivari/Delirious (Masada pins Daivari, I think)
- Nigel McGuiness d. Jimmy Rave, Austin Aries and Rocky Romero (Nigel pins Rave)
- Homicide d. Bryan Danielson
Intermission here - Ricky Reyes d. Danny Daniels
- Jack Evans and Matt Sydal d. Alex Shelly & Jimmy Jacobs, Loc & Devito, and Dunn and Marcos (Evans pins Jacobs)
Shelly turned on Jacobs post match. - Samoa Joe d. Matt Stryker to keep the ROH Title
- CM Punk & Colt Cabana d. Jay and Marc Briscoe to win the ROH Tag Team Titles (Punk pins, uh, one of them)
Whitmer runs in post match, and takes a return chair shot from a making-the-save Ace Steel
Cubs, don’t worry. When we ate at the truck stop on the way home in Lake Station, IN, Jimmy Jacobs and Alex Shelley sat in the booth next to us. They appear to still be friends!
OMG YOU MET CUBS!?
Tanvir, doing laundry on his Sunday morning.
I demand a tandem Road Report. I also want to know what Alex Shelley and Jimmy Jacobs ate.
YES a ROAD REPORT.
Me and Scott agreed to do dueling show reports as I’m going to USA Pro on May 16. And Low-Ki is BACK on the show, apparently. Going up against Samoa Joe, even!
Alex Shelley and Jimmy Jacobs ate the buffet. The really crappy buffet. It had like, DiGiorno pizza, oatmeal, grits, broccoli & cheese soup, fried chicken, eggs and sausage links.
One of them (I didn’t turn around to see which) was really upset about it, and asked the other, “Why the fuck did you fucking make me get this fucking shit?”
What was John Walters even thinking, facing the wrath of Chad Collyer? I bet Gramps gave him a chairshot while Raye distracted the ref.