Now this is a list I can’t complain about. Being better than Lance Storm is better than being better than Sunny, for one, but knowing you’re better than Worf? Fantastic.
Except no freaking way Wilbon is ahead of Tony. YOUR CREDIBILITY IS SHOT.
BTW: I have no idea what the icon is supposed to be. My undying need to have an icon (if for no other silly reason than 404 errors coming up in my error log) was much more than the need to have one that made the slightest bit of sense. I thought it’d fit in better with the site that way.
If you have a better idea, I’ll gladly put it up. But it’s not a “Create thecubsfan.com favicon.ico” contest, because you need like a prize and contestants and I can deliver neither. So sad.
So guys, the Best of Chris Hero tape off SmartMarkVideo doesn’t have the 93 minute match like I thought it would but it has a really neat stiff 30 minute match he had with CM Punk at Sweet Science 16.
Also, I might be fired cuz a reader hates me. Hahahahaha can things can get any better?!
You are clearly highly thought of, The Cubs Fan, but no one can compete with Scott Fried.
Victora has the best ass in the biz! Hands Down!
Victoria has the best ass in the biz! Hands Down!
Check out the MCW TV with her for sure damn!!!!
I’m thrilled you needed to point out that amazing fact not only once! but twice in two minutes. I tend to forget that women have posteriors, but I’ll be sure to keep an eye out for it in the future.
I’ll hinder you. You wrestling watching, cubs cheering assroid. Go back to circle jerking with your Lucha buddies to Shocker. Simpleton.
I’ll hinder you. You wrestling watching, Cubs cheering assroid. Go back to circle jerking with your Lucha buddies to Shocker. Simpleton.
To Jason: get aborted, motherfucker. The Cubs Fan is my brother-in-arms and I will gut you like a newborn pig, you half-breed.
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Since I did this last week and I watched the show somewhat, why not do it again?
“So we’ve learned today that working over a body part for 4 minutes is absolutely of no importance, no matter how much Bill loves it.”
Err…but then you’d be mistaking WWE for IWA-MS and no, this is not that. My brother was like “wow, Billy looks really big” and yeah, he looks a lot different than he did 5 years ago. Also, Sakoda getting funky with the submissions was neat. Does anyone know if he was trained here or um…Japan or wherever he’s from? And is he specifically a submission dude in the same [haha, I kid somewhat] mold as [hahaha] Sheldon Benjamin. I ask because I care.
“Yay, turning point is now so I don’t have to see it later. Bill thinks Kidman getting his foot on the ropes to break the cross armbreaker was a big thing.”
Bill’s analysis is truly the one of the steady highlights on this show. The other one being that eventually we’re gonna see Josh taking some huge bumps from A-Train on one of these Velocity episodes. That’s going to win RSPW’s Feud of the Year for 2004, just watch. I still can’t believe he was on Tough Enough.
“Shannon Moore (Raleigh, NC, 209 pounds) vs Matt Morgan (Fairfield, CT, 340 pounds)”
Um, yeah, I missed most of this.
“”Nothing Left To Lose” by Puddle of Mudd is the Official theme song of the Rumble”
Is that the song with the video that makes them look like Nirvana? They need some hiphop. I nominate “Slam” by Onyx.
“Josh: “Do you realize that Royal Rumble match itself is going to be longer than Britney Spears’ marriage?” Bill: “Who?” “Never mind. Sorry, I know it’s Elvis Presley’s birthday this week and I know you’re all excited.” “There you go.” “Guy’s been dead for 4fourty five years, I’m talking about Britney Spears, who got married last week and you ask me who. Nice.” “Who she married?” “Some guy.” “The guy from Seinfeld! I know, I watch TV!” This goes on.”
Hahahahaha easily the best exchange of the night.
“but London is aware enough to stomp on Shelton’s foot to get loose, big dropkick”
aw man the dropkick where he flips and falls on his stomach, right? That rocked.
“Shelton applying a straight jacket – whoa, straight jacket tapita! That’s one of those Mexican Surfboard type things, you know? London also thinks it’s Death, so he runs into to break it up with a dropkick again.”
OMG the lucha has taken over your soul. You’ve come a long way from two years ago with all this “tapita” stuff. That move was the best I’ve seen all week. I wish the WWE had more submission finishers. Just stuff that comes out of nowhere instead of when the wrestler signals for the finisher and the crowd pops ‘cuz the guy who’s hurt still has ears and should probably sense the finisher coming. One great example of this would be the Rock/Goldberg match where Rock gets up slowly and the crowd is popping really loud ‘cuz they know the spear is coming. Common sense is that Rock shoulda just left the ring and not even have turned around. Arrgh…wrestling logic, I’ll never understand it.
“That was fun.”
Now if only they’d give them fifteen minutes instead of 6 and a half.
I had hoped for some wacky response, but it appears The Cubs Fan was hindered.
By a headache. But I am not Scott Baked.
You have to post stupidly to get a responce, apparently. I need to work on that.